TaylorJade

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Destiny

You actin' kinda shady and calling me baby.

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Do you ever just want to jump into the future?

I swear.  I just want to get married.  So I can be done with my search for love and the dreaded heartbreaks in between.

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Life's a bitch, no better yet a dumb broad.

Gonorrhea - Lil Wayne

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Baby All We Need Is Trust

What Kind of Man - Pleasure P

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Be THIS girl

Trying to be the best?  Rise above that ex-girlfriend who is trying to weasel her way back in and follow these tips.

1)  Be nice to him.  Make cupcakes, clean his house, make some Pinterest shit.  Treat him way better than any girl ever has.

2)  Don't get pissed off at stupid things.  You need to trust him.  If he isn't texting you back, you shouldn't get mad, because you can trust him and know he is probably passed out watching That's 70's Show or playing COD Ghosts.  Know his habits.  If your relationship is lacking trust, you need a new relationship.  END OF DISCUSSION.  Been there, done that.

3)  Be freaky.  Every man loves a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.  Don't hold back.  Be bold.  Be sexy.  Be confident.  Your man obviously finds you attractive already, so flaunt that shit.  My suggestion?  Some cool+tingling lube, your naked body and some Ciara, Pretty Ricky, Pleasure P, and of course some 2000's hip hop.  Pandora has a station for that.

4)  Okay ladies.  He isn't going to be able to be with you every second of the day, and if he is you are one lucky bitch, please get off my blog.  JK.  You have some probs too, maybe refer to #3 because those are the girls who are under appreciated.  Anyway, he isn't usually going to be there every day, or even every other day.  If you're like me and you usually don't know his plans and he works a hard day everyday do this.  Around 6pm on Fridays, 10:30am on Saturdays and 11am-Noon on Sundays, shoot him the "What're your plans for the day" text.  It's straight forward and you will know whether to make plans accordingly.  Just make sure he knows you are planning your day and need to know where he fits in.

5)  Take charge.  Not in the bitch way.  No one likes a super-bitch girlfriend.  You wanna take things from the couch to the bed?  The party to the car?  Make the move.  Don't wait around for him.  You know what is sexy to a man?  When a girl jumps him and let's him know what she wants.  

6) I cannot stress the importance of Pretty Ricky and Pleasure P in a relationship.  They know their sexy songs.

7)  Relax!  This is a relationship.  Why make things more difficult than they need to be?  Remember that trust and confidence are key.  If you aren't relaxed, it is probably because you don't trust him.  If trust doesn't exist, things are not going to work.  Confidence just makes you sexy and let's him just you have your independence.  I am in now way a feminist, I love a man to have his way with me, but trust me, that man loves when you have your way as well.

8)  Google it.  I google everything.  I MEAN EVERYTHING.  Learn how to clear your search history and learn.

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Don't be that girl.

I HATE THAT GIRL.   Okay no, I really don't hate that girl, I pity that girl.  Personally I would rather someone hate me than feel pity for me.  Have dignity.  If you don't want to be a shitty person follow these rules:

1) If he has a girlfriend respect that

2) If you dislike someone, keep things classy and quiet

3) If you are being harassed by one of those girls, stay above it

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"You don't ever figure out what you don't wanna first."

That quote.  What a beast.  If that ain't the truth I don't know what is.  Do you ever sit and think how different everything used to be.  I do all the time.  I never thing "I wish I had turned out differently."  I am completely happy with the person I have become.  In middle school I spent hours on hours making websites and learning design vs. doing school work.  My freshman and sophomore years of high school I followed trend of "Emo" which was quite that 2008-2010 trend, let me tell ya.  My junior year of high school I became a follower.  I wanted to be like other people, cooler more mature people.  I didn't yet appreciate the things I had.  My senior year I learned alcohol and heartbreak, followed by the wonderful era of me being a stoner for a few months.  Here we are, first year of college, and still an alcohol.  Thankfully, I have discovered that which is a man.  Someone who I can actually believe and not really worry about.  The desire to smoke a little green is strong, which is weird.  I never was proud of trying out weed.  It isn't something I told everyone about.  People don't need to know.  Fuck Cocaine.  That isn't for me.  What I am trying to say is we go through so many changes throughout high school and everyone tells you about them.  College is always said to be the years of alcohol, alcohol, and alcohol.  My drunken adventures in high school were way better than the ones I have had yet in college.  I just want to smoke.  Fun fact, my Sophomore year I was dumped because I told my boyfriend he could not smoke weed.  He would be so proud of my outlook.  I promise though, this passage has a point.  What I am saying is you never figure out anything until you open your mind and heart to it.  I used to be totally against underage sex, drinking, and weed.  Look at me now, 15 year old me would hate my guts.  I don't think it is bad either.  I also never would have thought I would be where I am now.  With anything.  I thought I understood back then, and I feel I understand now.  The only difference is that I know in another four years, I will have another entirely different outlook on life.  Hopefully, it will be just as open minded as this one.  That is the key to life.  Openmindedness.  Maybe I should just rant to myself more often.  Jenna from Awkward. does it and things seem to work out for her.  Of course knowing my luck, my tumblr would be connected to my Twitter for everyone to find and read.  So yea, there's that.

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You don't ever figure out what you don't wanna first

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I miss late nights, sitting on my blog in middle school. Eight years later, I finally try tumblr.  I miss #piczo

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Best CHEAT Cupcakes Ever

This cake mix, sold likely at your local Walmart or other grocery store, makes the BEST cupcakes.  However, don't make them like the box.  Mix the first little topping like your supposed to, then just add the rest of the cake mix and ingredients to that. Perfect.  Does not taste out of a box.

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Defining Thoughts Through The New Fall Out Boy

I don’t know where I’m going but I don’t think that I’m coming home.

I can’t hear what you’re saying but I can’t stop listening.

But if you ask me two is a whole lot lonelier than one.

Yeah I’m a dick, addicted to you.

Let me let me trash your love.

Oh and I've heard you've got it got it so bad because I'm the best you'll ever have.

The person that you'd take a bullet for is behind the trigger.

We're fading fast, I miss missing you now and again.