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Something something doctor who something something who gives a shit this is tumblr no one has real emotions here only undeserved outrage and TV fandom to fill the emptiness of being alone take your sadness somewhere else loser
I ended 2015 in a better place than I started in, but I know starting this year that emotionally I'm still going to be as unfulfilled and alone as I was this year. I don't even know what it means to feel happiness anymore, and I wouldn't recognize it even if I was. And the only reason I say this here is because it's the only place I think I can say this to try to feel better without getting the same old "stop being so sad you'll be fine" bullshit I always get from others It hasn't before, and it feels the same now. Mozel tov.
Oh hey just a reminder life is valueless and terrible and everything you care about is inconsequential because you will die and no one will remember you even existed. So happy Monday! Everything sucks.
“Every single lunch, almost without exception from about 8th Grade to College, my lunch was the exact same. It was three items: a soft pretzel, french fries, and a big bowl of nacho cheese.”
My good friend Jon Melim-Honore has been recently diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia. You may know Jon as an aspiring actor who has studied and performed in theatre at Long Beach City College as well as at South Coast Repertory’s summer acting intensive program and their production of A...
This is Jonathan. He’s a former student of mine and truly a wonderful, wonderful guy. I realize you may not know him but if you know me, maybe you can trust that he is a special guy and could really use any help there is to give. Anything at all. Even a dollar.
If you follow me for whatever reason and there’s anything I can do to convince you, I’ll do it. Want a personalized .mp3 of a Superego character? Done. Want an early listen to an I Was There Too episode? Done also. Want me to sneak something only you would know into a Pistol Shrimps episode? Done once again. Want me to say your name on a James Bonding episode? Done for the final time. Is there something I haven’t thought of? Hit me up. Just show me you donated and I’ll gladly do it. You can email me at goSuperego at gee mail dot com. Let’s help this guy kick leukemia’s sorry ass. He’s really, really worth it.
Is this what you have become tumblr? You recommend I follow someone, and then post you use to make that recommendation is their reblogging of a post by a person I already fucking follow? Top notch work there, lads and gals.
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