ohhh boy. you. fuck you. yes. you specifically.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[brucebocchi]

[pfscht]

[xtremesoccergirl55]

Mac and Charlie would be conducting a scheme where they deliver alcohol to people’s doors but they decided not to take any orders. They just show up with the alcohol and demand money for it. When people don’t have cash to pay them, they accepted electronics and valuables. It becomes clear that Charlie and Mac are robbing people and leaving them with unlabeled, watered-down alcohol that they do not want.

Dennis and Frank plan to keep paddy’s open because Dennis believes he is stronger than the virus and Frank doesn’t even believe it’s real. They hire Cricket as a waiter to interact with the customers “just in case”. Cricket gives all the patrons a much worse disease.

Dee is the only one who stays home and quarantines. She gets coronavirus almost immediately.

[pissvortex]

stock traders are the dumbest people on the planet

[asdfghjkl-crossing]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[theromanceofthetelescope]

the first time i laughed out loud in i don’t know how long. 

i needed it. 

[evilbuildingsblog]

Video game building IRL

[thisismud]

“Where do you work?”

*suspiciously* “Yeah? Where’s it at?”

Oh down by

[governor--megatron]

Me: “Hey darlin’, you wanna go to A Nice Restaurant to eat?”

Her: “Sure thing!  Where??”

Me: *prepares for a “Who’s On First”-esque conversation*

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[artsxdesign]

Sculptural furniture objects series by @3paradis creative director and multidisciplinary artist @emerictchatchoua and artist Joyce Lin. The collaborative series explores ideas about dreams and remembrance. The blurring translucent effect of the acrylic, reminiscent of sea glass, obscures the intricately carved details of the objects within and thus conveys the relentless fading of the past. // #emerictchatchoua #3paradis #artsxdesign

[revscarecrow]

hit boxes for furniture

[fuckersupreme-deactivated201701]

[posthumanwanderings]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[thewomenandthechildren]

[everythingineed2be]

i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me

[bushofire]

[girlmeat57]

[spaceoperetta]

That’s it that’s Ace Attorney in a nutshell

[rodrickheffeley]

jaboukie's blue checkmark got taken away plus he's suspended. his tweets were cultural resets

[theweirdwideweb]

[theclearlydope]

This is way more haunting than seeing Times Square empty