Tazed and Confuzed

Functioning on impatience...

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4 years ago we started our crazy adventure together. Here's to many more years of the good, the bad, and everything in between. So pumped to get married and start the next step in our lives. I love you @karleeh801fks

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Hope everyone had a good Halloween. Dickered myself again. Got myself a dislocated shoulder and a broken wrist outta this one. I'll be back. Thanks for taking me to the hospital @djshredbutton and @christinedern #freeride #whathappened #bikesarentsafe

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Hit me up! I got what you need. #rampage #ticketsforsale #redbullrampage #mountainbike #freeride #comegetscared #virginutah

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Trying to sell this guy. Thought I'd like having a smaller truck, turns out I want something bigger. #Mazda #b4000. 154000 miles, 5 speed manual with a brand new clutch. 33" Toyo MTs with good tread on Fuel wheels. $4500 or best offer. Paint is a little rough in a few spots. Locking tool box and brush guard. Front driveline is out. 6 states said it needs a rebuild. Should be about 200-250. Gimme an offer, trying to get this sucker sold! #forsale #buymytruck #truckforsale #buyme #buyandsell

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Good times at #ogdenbikepark following @e_long_ and @tjaketv around. This place is so bad ass. #mountainbike #downhill #freeride #utahisrad #ogdenisfaraway #givershit #fks #huckertoflat

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Just out for a rip in Pocatello with some rad buds. Thanks to Rudy at his lady for showing us some rad nugs. #downhill #mountainbike #freeride #idaho #fuckinright #headtrama #huckertoflat #givershit

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Circa 2004 with the fucking Missile. Durango national I believe. Rad to see her shredding world cups again this year. #missygiove #themissile #mountainbike #downhill #throwbackthursday (at Durango Mountain Resort)

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Out on a little pedal for @karleeh801fks birthday. Up Deer Valley so we could shred Tidal Wave down. Thanks for shooting this Karlee. Happy birthday! I love you so much. #deervalley #tidalwave #mountainbike #fks #fullykooked #whips #utahisrad #fallcolors #happybirthdayshred (at Deer Valley Resort)

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Hey everyone. Hit up Piece of shit Seth here and tell him that marking those tickets up is just fucking the event up for people who really wanna be there. Not to mention this shit is illegal. So call him up, put him on blast. If you know him spit on his grips. Douche bag. #redbullrampage #fuckscalpers #douchebaggery #fuckyouseth

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Since its #nationaldogday I figured I'd throw these two up there. Best little buddies @karleeh801fks and I could have ever asked for. #brittanyspaniel #bestfriends #Millie #Boone #ilovemydogs #gundog #birddog #furbaby

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How we spent our evening a year ago today. Special thanks goes to @karleeh801fks4s for being the best nurse and support I could have asked for. I would have been lost without you. #brokenarm #separatedshoulder #bikesaredangerous #SLRegionalHospitalisTheWorst #ilovemygirlfriend #titsout #nipslip

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Post trail ride grub at #oshucks with @karleeh801fks4s #parkcity #utahisrad #trailrides #couplesride

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All 3 of my girlfriends. #b4000 #GiantGlory #mountainbike #bikepark #downhill #freeride #trucks #bikes #girlfriend #utahisrad

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Bad ass day floating the Weber yesterday with some rad people. #weberriver #floatday #almostdied

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Scuffed up... Pretty much like the day I met you. @capitanseanfks

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Back at it with @karleeh801fks4s @canyonsresort #canyonsbikepark #downhill #mountainbike #freeride #bikepark #giant #manitou #troyleedesigns #oakley #deity

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So stoked for Saturday with @karleeh801fks4s who else is going? #KowloonWalledCity #Containerships #heavy #crucialfest2015 #area51 #scarea