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Tumblr gets a lot more tolerable when you realize that like 90% of it is the same cia agent shit

A majority of these people aren’t real zero stake in the future and completely irrelevant in the short and long term

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

tazkorp

If I had a Time Machine I’d use it to steal ideas from people and present them as my own

I love you

I don’t like you

angelicguy

its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.

itsbilby

i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them

angelicguy

You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses

peachsonic9

you got so mad that I shattered your worldview with my cock and didn't kill myself like you wanted even after stunting my growth you've resorted to forging screenshots to satisfy your fetish.

Everyone on tumblr is so annoying and self serving but it’s like 12% less headache inducing that twt i can appreciate and that

lobster with the monster

stop messaging me

stop having shrimps with the wimps and come eat some lobster with the monster

what

wooteena

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

Tumblr for you page it’s lit

#the amazing digital circus

junglejim4322

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

auckie

Rigby voice Mordecai you’re embarrassing me in front of my penis friends

auckie

Every night I think of fat mordecai, mouth agape and staring blankly at rigby. Like this is what he does, this is why rigby is yelling at him in the most shrill and whiny voice possible this is embarrassing to rigby because mordecai just *becomes fat* with the funniest fucking legs and look at his paunch and neck and rigby hates it because he does it in front of his ‘penis friends’. And I look at this sequence of photos and start tearing up because my roommates will hear me laughing and repeating PENIS FRIENDS again and text me saying ‘hey, mind keeping it down? Thanks 🙂’