Snail Mob.

Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

[choidaehoon]

[sacred-portal]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

i trust them all

[everythingfox]

JENGA MASTER!

(Source)

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Sometimes absolute obliviousness is a useful skill. 

[constant-diablerie]

any noun can become a verb if you don’t care enough

[yupokaysuremhm]

This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence

[constant-diablerie]

I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK

[yupokaysuremhm]

BEAUTIFUL

[fellowfeline]

you see thats why i love english

[ailithnight]

I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning.

[constant-diablerie]

GOOD

[standing-in-peace]

My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall

[edelvicess]

why do these make some semblance of sense 😨

[roseverdict]

Because brains don’t brain logically

[couldbeglorious]

Brains do brain logically! But when english doesn’t logic englishly, brain brains by itself to logic that english !

[swampxwitchxhattie]

I hate that this makes sense

[anxietyproblem]

[piercednipples]

Tumblr may be sold to Pornhub after porn ban leads to huge traffic drop

Tumblr was “a save haven for those who wanted to explore and express their sexuality.”

You Must Be Joking

[omghotmemes]

[unexplained-events]

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

[thesylverlining]

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

[thelonelyrogue]

magic is real

[poketcg]

[acciowine]

[stream]

This town deserves a better class of criminals. The Dark Knight (2008) | dir. Christopher Nolan

[chuuzus]

Childish Gambino singing to Rihanna is the best thing you will see today.

[strong-resilient-indigenous]

Rez Natives deserve basic amenities

Rez Natives deserve basic amenities

Rez Natives deserve basic amenities

REZ NATIVES DESERVE BASIC AMENITIES

REZ

NATIVES

DESERVE

BASIC

AMENITIES

[cree-bird-deactivated20171210]

and they honestly deserve it WITHOUT having to relocate themselves, their family, and their WHOLE community. 

[fabriquer-en-jamaique-deactivat]

Or neglecting part of their identity or culture

[creativenative1981-deactivated2]

Or being judged for taking money or resources they are already owed.

[slinging-salukis]

from a friend in northern ontario. $43 for shitty mass produced muffins that cost $6 down south/in the city

[slinging-salukis]

here, have some wilted asparagus at the cheapest low quality grocery story

[seventh-gen-moon]

THIS is why i get so angry when non-natives say, “just go to the grocery store! you don’t need to hunt such and such animal bc of _______ bullshit reason!” Like NO. it’s not as simple as that. going to the store ? this is what you see ^^^^ please educate yourself. I am so very tired of the ignorance and assumptions that all people in america have the same basic amenities. Also stop ridiculing NDN people who hunt their traditional way on THEIR traditional hunting grounds. whatever the “problematic” animal may be. Those animals were put here by the creator FOR indigenous peoples, to live belong side us in harmony and good health, and to feed the people when the time comes. ALL ndn people of the “americas” are hunter/fathered people traditionally. respect our ways of life or GTFO.

[strong-resilient-indigenous]

👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾

I feel like this article is relevant here, especially with that last comment:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4787000/Alaskan-boy-bullied-social-media-whale-killing.html

Be aware that price-gouging is enourmously prevalent in Alaskan Native villages too, so here comes this young adult who goes out and kills a whale the traditional way, all to feed his village!!! ONE SINGLE WHALE.

Which by the way isn’t even endangered.

And you know what the animal rights’ activists do?

They sent him death threats.

All over a fucking NON-ENDANGERED whale.

This man is a hero in his village, he fed everyone there for days. Below-working class Alsaskan Natives who otherwise would’ve had to travel hours to get to the nearest grocery store.

Entitled vegans always say “well why don’t you just go to the store and buy fresh produce?”

Because there aren’t stores where Rez Natives live.

And if you’re lucky, you’ll find shit like the images above, you wanna pay $30 CA for some fucking asparagus???

Unless you’ve seen the Rez life and how shit is, then you need to shut the fuck up and keep your entitled shit to yourself.

[sorrywasntlistenin-blog]

[xecarez]

[teammalek]

HIS BEANS LOOK LIKE HEARTS. 

[princesstigerbelle]

Didn’t you know???? Love is stored in the beans.

[amar-bayt-fawaz-deactivated2019]

[ms-hells-bells]

that is exactly my point of view. if all people were given universal basic income, we could have tens of thousands of boring, tedious, dangerous, and long term harmful jobs done by robots, while humans are free to explore their passions without fear of poverty and homelessness.

in a good society, automation means a boom in the arts. language, painting, music, dance, writing, philosophy, architecture, etc. these are the sectors that advance tremendously during periods of human health and flourishing

[somecutething]

You can see the cat practicing while it’s the dogs turn 😂😂😂

[pornstarch]

why do cats run through the house like they forgot to pull their dinner rolls out of the oven

[princesstigerbelle]

Simple zest for life

[sophiaslittleblog]

[princesstigerbelle]

WIPE OUT

[princesstigerbelle]

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

[princesstigerbelle]

I love how at the end the cat is just like… what in the ever loving FLIP just happened???!!!!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE U”

[canadiangeekgirl]

I’m literally 🤣🤣🤣🤣