stay hydrated

I'm here to make art and hate talking about myself. she/they.

[lindswyrm]

I’ve made an uncomfortable discovery.

[depsidase]

[correctopinionhaver]

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

[lindswyrm]

resident evil thoughts so far

1 was fine. i only played Jill's route because thats all you need. its old. whats up with wesker? remake eventually? cool

2 (remake) very good. love my beautiful sweet blorbos leon and claire. love a puzzle, even though i am not good at them at all. i am the queen of getting lost

3 (remake) suspiciously easy. i havent gotten lost once, something is amiss. love jill's new model, carlos is a dreamboat. love a good dodge. oh wait its over? that doesn't feel right. also why did big scary guy turn into a dog have the same boss battle twice?

[lindswyrm]

4 (remake) SO GOOOOD!!!! that was so fun!!! there was action and excitement but still some puzzles. love the vendor and weapon upgrades and inventory management!! it admittedly didn't feel quite as "resident evil-y" as the og trio but it was so good it's really hard to find anything to complain about. I will absolutely play that again. leon has gone from twink to twunk and i love him. also hey wesker, still don't really know what your deal is lol.

[lindswyrm]

5 not great lol. I like Sheva, chris is still generic-muscle-white-guy-protag to me, maybe when I get to the supplementary games I'll be more invested in him. way too much action, no horror or suspense or resident evil-y-ness at all, all the cutscenes felt so weird and like they should have been quick time events or SOMETHING and then I looked it up and saw that they are supposed to be! but! the setting to turn the qtes off is put on automatically when you start the game (on pc). Lame. also every boss fight was 'Hit Orange Ball. Again.' also LAME. wesker's back! unfortunately, although he is super annoying, he is very hot. I'll miss you, you Matrix ass weirdo!

[lindswyrm]

6 uhhhhg. not even my beloved leon could save this for me, though i did find the new adventures of Vex and Vax amusing. the UI of this game alone was so unbelievably bad I had to ask myself "am i willing to put myself though this garbage heap one more time, let alone 3 more full freakin times?" the answer was no. "but its fun if you multiplayer" shut up. all the way up.

7 NOW THAT'S A RESIDENT EVIL GAME!!!!!!! s tier ass hell yeah experience. it totally recaptured the spirit of RE, confined spaces, puzzles (albeit too easy for my tastes), backtracking. body horror, good use of environmental story telling AND use of tapes/logs/files. a very good light reboot of the franchise.

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[prettiestpear]

[lindswyrm]

we HAVE to stop allowing men to speak

[lindswyrm]

resident evil thoughts so far

1 was fine. i only played Jill's route because thats all you need. its old. whats up with wesker? remake eventually? cool

2 (remake) very good. love my beautiful sweet blorbos leon and claire. love a puzzle, even though i am not good at them at all. i am the queen of getting lost

3 (remake) suspiciously easy. i havent gotten lost once, something is amiss. love jill's new model, carlos is a dreamboat. love a good dodge. oh wait its over? that doesn't feel right. also why did big scary guy turn into a dog have the same boss battle twice?

[lindswyrm]

4 (remake) SO GOOOOD!!!! that was so fun!!! there was action and excitement but still some puzzles. love the vendor and weapon upgrades and inventory management!! it admittedly didn't feel quite as "resident evil-y" as the og trio but it was so good it's really hard to find anything to complain about. I will absolutely play that again. leon has gone from twink to twunk and i love him. also hey wesker, still don't really know what your deal is lol.

[lindswyrm]

5 not great lol. I like Sheva, chris is still generic-muscle-white-guy-protag to me, maybe when I get to the supplementary games I'll be more invested in him. way too much action, no horror or suspense or resident evil-y-ness at all, all the cutscenes felt so weird and like they should have been quick time events or SOMETHING and then I looked it up and saw that they are supposed to be! but! the setting to turn the qtes off is put on automatically when you start the game (on pc). Lame. also every boss fight was 'Hit Orange Ball. Again.' also LAME. wesker's back! unfortunately, although he is super annoying, he is very hot. I'll miss you, you Matrix ass weirdo!

[horreurscopes]

what they don't tell you is that after you turn 30 you have ocasional but powerful bouts of home ownership fever, which is like baby fever but instead of randomly really wanting a baby you go on zillow and look at modest properties you will nonetheless never be able to afford. and then it passes and you're like wtf was that about. yay time for another $6 coffee to stave off the dread

[lindswyrm]

chris redfield... actually punched a rock

punched. a rock. in a volcano?? like you guys weren't kidding he punched a fucking boulder

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

[neopolitanfox]

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

[trojanhorse8-2]

No they aren’t.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

[trojanhorse8-2]

OK yes they are.

[mr-deep-downer]

Dog

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Dog

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

[zarabithia12365-deactivated2022]

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

[birdsareblooming]

yeah they’re fluffye

[dacavendishtime]

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

[birdsareblooming]

checkmate athiests

[ajarofpickledtears]

fluffye

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

[stele3]

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

[lemon-badgeress]

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

[findingfeather]

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

[theknightlywolfe]

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

[thebelovedlion]

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

[porcupine-girl]

Tags via @jenroses

[gabyluvsxena]

sharks are smooth dogs

[grubby-gerblin]

BEHOLD, a SHARK

[bamboozled-bumblefuck]

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[deerplague]

i played 4 resident evil games this month

[lindswyrm]

resident evil thoughts so far

1 was fine. i only played Jill's route because thats all you need. its old. whats up with wesker? remake eventually? cool

2 (remake) very good. love my beautiful sweet blorbos leon and claire. love a puzzle, even though i am not good at them at all. i am the queen of getting lost

3 (remake) suspiciously easy. i havent gotten lost once, something is amiss. love jill's new model, carlos is a dreamboat. love a good dodge. oh wait its over? that doesn't feel right. also why did big scary guy turn into a dog have the same boss battle twice?

[lindswyrm]

4 (remake) SO GOOOOD!!!! that was so fun!!! there was action and excitement but still some puzzles. love the vendor and weapon upgrades and inventory management!! it admittedly didn't feel quite as "resident evil-y" as the og trio but it was so good it's really hard to find anything to complain about. I will absolutely play that again. leon has gone from twink to twunk and i love him. also hey wesker, still don't really know what your deal is lol.