Tell Me Somethin Good.

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quality 

[vampirekandi]

I’m actually laughing really hard

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Good job you dork

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concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.

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this is the best post on this fucking website

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All it needed was a little groovy love.

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When did pimp my ride come back?!

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[gaywitches]

Lesbian Beds by Tammy Rae Carland

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I cant believe those beds are lesbians

[cloudthesamoyed]

wink

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ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

[hexlockspear]

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

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Uncultured swine

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FREAKIN BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE.

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*cHOKES ON DRINK*

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

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the first post ever on tumblr

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I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

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reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

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I FOUND IT ✊

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I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

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Bouncing

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STOP

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