the fuck

this is my awesome tagline.

[fairycosmos]

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[luntfontanne]

[gayspacebookenthusiast]

[baradragon]

[hungwy]

sorry but this ai expansion of the descartes portrait is literally so swagful

[modernbaseball]

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

[roundo]

“Don’t rub your eyes it leads to wrinkles and eye bags!!” you live in a world where you feel guilt over even the most microscopic of life’s pleasures and I will never want to join you there

[wvterways]

[abigailinc]

[infectiouspiss]

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

[hanaofthenorth]

a girl does start to feel optimistic in a patch of sun

[kosmogrl]

hate not having things to do because I get bored but when I have things to do I hate having things to do, hope this helps

[kosmogrl]

[the-ark-awaits]

pavlovs dog and schrodinger's cat armed with chekhovs gun and occams razor to take down freud. new hit movie coming april 20th 2069

[toskarin]

journalists have correctly identified the funniest possible line to add at the end of every article about twitter

[escuerzoresucitado]