Joan Of Arc Stan

Alison |22 |she/her| |autistic| |Irish|

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What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[houndmother]

[picklerocket]

[fandoms-run-my-life]

[pyxehastoomanyinterests]

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[robotsorcerer]

I have a feeling that there are even more positive aspects to it. At the very least, it suits him very well💅✨

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[therozanov]

HEARTSTOPPER FOREVER [2026]

[flanbolt]

[gayspacebookenthusiast]

Any TLT Cosplayers going to MCM Birmingham this August? If anyone is organising a meet up or something I’d love to join

[mollybeenoel]

Rest in Peace, Sam Neill (1947-2026) 🕊️

[tossacointoyourhotmess]

He was just a beautiful soul. His instagram was always a wholesome little corner of joy in the world. Just an old man who loved his vineyard, his farm, and his animals. He cared about the planet and its people and its nature. He was just a good person.

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[dogpuppy]

[dantuonodesigns]

Drawing of Eo and Darrow made using procreate!

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped