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thisfairytalegonebad's Whumptober Masterpost

This year I've participated in Whumptober for the first time with the intention of just seeing how far I could make it. And then I actually ended up being a completionist and I cannot believe it, I'm honestly so proud of myself, lol.

I've decided to compile all my prompt fills in a masterpost below the cut. With each fill, I've added the character it focuses on, but warnings and ratings are given in the individual posts (Tumblr)/fics (AO3). But before that, have some fun facts and stats:

I wrote exclusively for Final Fantasy XV and the total word count of the fics combined is, according to AO3, 44'778 words. I kept a tally of which boy I bullied how many times and the list looks pretty even, so there's something to be found no matter who's your fave :) Ignis: 8 Noct: 8 Prompto: 7 Gladio: 7

Lastly, here's the link to the AO3 series and here's the link to the FFN fic. And now, go check out the actual fics below the cut! :D

#ffxv #final fantasy xv #whumptober2023 #thisfairytalegonebad's writing #hoo boy i sure hope all the links are correct lmao #ANYWAY god you cannot imagine the pride i feel over this!

yesterdaysprint

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

#I have a tentative understanding with a spider on my balcony #it's pretty small and keeps to a space near the ground where I'm in no danger of walking into its web and getting it in my hair #i don't LIKE having a spider on the balcony but it feels unfair to get rid of it when it's outside staying put and not in my way

myboobsaresentientbeeings

"den Umständen entsprechend" is one of my favourite german phrases of all time. Ich sag dir nicht was die Umstände sind, wenn du die nicht kennst ist das dein Problem. ultimate boss of nuance. "it is what it is" but 10 times more german. Ich geh mich jetzt den Umständen ersprechend aus dem Fenster werfen

urie

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

#this was just Regular Dinner growing up tbh #my brother and i came home for lunch during our school years and mom would cook then #dad was out working all day and had a warm lunch at a cafeteria #so lunch was our warm meal of the day and we just had bread cheese cold cuts jam etc for dinner

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

random-meme-bot

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

fallenangelvictorious

Obsessed with these tags, you are so right bestie

seabeck

She sunk on my costs until I fallacy

seabeck

ppitte

“Hosea teaching young John to read. John is as dumb as a boot that lost its pair.”

#lmaooo #rdr2

benjaminbadger

I think there's some medias that you just cannot meaningfully engage with if your main priority is shipping

benjaminbadger

(Tired aroace voice, metaphorical cigarette in hand) You don't have to make them kiss... they don't always have to kiss...

bear-ylee-stable

So many other kinds of human connection get put to the wayside with our current culture’s obsession with romantic love.

Don’t get me wrong it’s ok to ship romance but it doesn’t have to be the only type of relationship we celebrate in media, fandom space included.

benjaminbadger

dogpuppy

eightdoctor

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

eightdoctor

tatwaffel

ich und die scheiss drecks kack piss hurensohn arschloch mücke neben meinem ohr

henstomper

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

impossiblepackage

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

henstomper

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

mousepal

This websites like We gotta destroy capitalism We gotta end racism We gotta create Community. And then want to kill you for being loud outside.

hagiomoto

This website is a suburb

orpheusilver

the stages of black sails:

1. initial watching

2. processing

3. panic response to the word 'silver'

4. evangelism

5. finding references in everything you ever read for the rest of your life in any medium from fiction to academia and everything in between

#started playing ac black flag today #saw the character of woodes rogers and immediately flew into a fit of rage #i don't remember if we kill him in the game but by god i hope we do #black sails

thememedaddy

#my brother went to the doctor for symptoms like #'Every Time I Walk Into Work I Literally Start Throwing Up And When I Go Back To My Car I'm Fine'#and unsurprisingly the doc told him he was this 🤏 close to burnout #so he took a forced week off work #went to turkey on vacation for like five days #and has been working the same as before ever since

halcyoncyrus

Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive

halcyoncyrus

everything he does is his own fault but also some of that shit wasn't entirely his fault do you understand

#yes they suck but not in the way you're saying

strawberry-crocodile

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

strawberry-crocodile

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

#generally people need to stop looking for strangers on the internet to absolve them of their perceived sins #I'm seeing this so often people feel this strong urge to tell on themselves when they could just. they could just keep quiet #'i shave my legs because of sensory issues it's not because i conform to beauty standards i promise'#<- you realize you do not need to tell us this yeah? nobody is going to come and ask whether or not you shave your legs and why #fact is that when you go out in public with your shaved-because-of-sensory-issues legs nobody will look at you twice #you are not facing significant backlash because a tumblr post criticized the act of shaving your legs #therefore there is zero reason to 'confess' and wait for some rando to tell you that OH of course we didn't mean YOU with this post #it's just not about you #with other things too like if you still enjoy the wizard franchise by Evil Author nobody's going to stop you #however if you go on a post actively criticizing people who still enjoy it and you feel the need to justify yourself #why exactly You Specifically still enjoy it because you want people to make an exception for your Very Valid Reason #then don't be surprised when people get mad at you #like regardless of whether or not it's okay to like it or shave your legs or whatever the fuck you realize you can just #Not tell people? right? you can just keep quiet and nobody's gonna bother you

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