honey

All them times I played the fool for you, Thinkin' we could put it back together, thought we had f o r e v e r

[april]

one time a cold caller tried to open with “we are calling about your recent car accident” and i asked him what a car was and he hung up

[honeybooboothefool]

[chessys]

s/o to my boring girls, we are valid too

[alycyn]

when u write a long message to someone and get a short reply

[andivhs]

[driflloon]

jelly fish are gonna out-exist us because they don’t know things and they don’t pretend to that’s how it should be

[a-marvelouzz-time-deactivated20]

Senorita didn’t deserve a Grammy nomination but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation

[1dietcokeinacan]

Happy Friday sluts let’s do nothing and die

[not-juno-moved]

this is about the puppet from victorious

[chrisevansnipple]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[valtsv]

watch your fucking vibes when you speak to me

[badjokesbyjeff]

Me: I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present

Cop: You ARE the lawyer

Me: So where’s my present?!

[cassercole]

#safety first 

[emmablowguns]

This is how shit feels lately

[directedbywongkarwai]

people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel, 

[dignitea]

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

[insomniac-arrest]

every year during Daylight Savings I am reminded that we made up time and that we made up time poorly