T E M P L A R

ind. selective. Dragon Age OC                written by katie. WARNING: this blog contains nsfw, triggering, and mature themes.

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piirating:

There was a visible cringe the second after the world ‘love’ was spoken and directed his way, a full body shiver as the feeling of something grotesque slithered its way through. The gold was nice, he won’t lie, but Killian was starting to doubt if it was going to be worth putting up with this Templar for an entire voyage. 

Without tossing him overboard, at least. 

“Debatable, highly… Might be good with that sword of yours, but sea life has brought down men far stronger. So if you are to stay on my ship, I demand, as your Captain, you keep your innards where they lie; inside.”

Well. It seemed he’d already gotten on the pirate’s nerves. That was a little too easy, wasn’t it? Perhaps he ought to make a game of it, see just how far he could push the other. 

He certainly wasn’t here to make friends. 

                   “Tch... you may be the captain of this ship, but that                    does not make you my captain. And rest assured,                     I’ve been on ships many a time before. I can handle                     a few meagre waves.”

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❝ You thought I would be dragged in here and I’d lay eyes on you and I’d gasp, and I’d rip off all my clothes and crawl on my knees over to you and beg you to take me, that I’d be some kind of sad porn fantasy. ❞

                 “What do you take me for? I’m no idiot. That being                 said... I think by the end of tonight you will be begging                 for me. Just have an open mind, the rest will follow~”

[tcmplarii-blog]

❝ I’m not gonna live in your apartment, waiting to service you. I have things to do. I’m busy. But, I did book a nice hotel suite for booty calls. ❞

And cue a broad smirk.

              “That suits me just fine, love. What’s the room number?”

[damnbutcher]

scandal sentence starters aka lots of angst, sex, and murder.

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❝ It’s only day 2 for this shirt, and these panties are fresh from the dryer. ❞ ❝ I don’t need you to forgive me. I haven’t done anything wrong. ❞ ❝ I’ve always forgiven you until now. ❞ ❝ I can never tell if you’re lying. I can never trust my gut when it comes to you. ❞ ❝ Are you spying on me? You don’t trust me? ❞ ❝ How do I choose the box to bury my friend in? ❞ ❝ If he dies, he can’t talk. Dead men tell no tales. ❞ ❝ When you walk in here, you make me hope. Hoping is bad for me, so do not come back here unless you are back for good. ❞ ❝ When it’s your turn, you can talk, but right now, be quiet. Let yourself be kissed. ❞ ❝ It’s always his turn, despite the fact that I’m the one you like to ride, that I’m the one that makes you moan, that I’m the one who reaches you in places that he can’t begin to touch. ❞ ❝ We can hide in the shadows or we can stand in the light. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna live in your apartment, waiting to service you. I have things to do. I’m busy. But, I did book a nice hotel suite for booty calls. ❞ ❝ Do you actually think I give a damn what anyone thinks of me anymore? ❞ ❝ A broken heart is a broken heart; to take a measure is cruelty. ❞ ❝ You can’t summon me. You are not in charge of me. ❞ ❝ Did you think I’d want you back? ❞ ❝ I am less than interested in whatever it is you have to offer. ❞ ❝ You thought I would be dragged in here and I’d lay eyes on you and I’d gasp, and I’d rip off all my clothes and crawl on my knees over to you and beg you to take me, that I’d be some kind of sad porn fantasy. ❞ ❝ I could have anything I wanted, and I wanted you. You can laugh at it and make fun of me, but the truth is, nobody else wants you. ❞ ❝ I’ve lost too much. I’ve given up too much. I’m not even a person anymore. ❞ ❝ I’m not like you. I’m sorry you miss me, but I’m not like you. ❞ ❝ Why are you picking a fight with me today? ❞ ❝ You’re thirsty, but you’re not here for a drink.❞ ❝ You’re here because you want what you’ve been fantasizing about ever since you left the other night. ❞ ❝ I can give you what you want just the way you want it. ❞ ❝ You either go home alone and try your own hand at quenching that thirst or go upstairs with me and replace that dry lump in your throat with something much more satisfying. ❞ ❝ Trust me; I will be the one standing over you when you die. ❞ ❝ You keep secrets from me. You make me feel small. ❞ ❝ Burying yourself in work isn’t always the best thing when you lose someone. ❞ ❝ I’ve got enough blood on my hands already. ❞ ❝ Don’t ever leave me like that again. I almost didn’t survive. I almost died without you. ❞ ❝ You have been waiting for this moment from the second I got in bed with her. ❞ ❝ It doesn’t matter what the truth is, does it? The only thing that matters is that I put my hands where you think they don’t belong, and now I’m in chains. ❞ ❝ I am going to have you destroyed. ❞ ❝ He’s a predator, an animal, a killing machine, and just because you’ve decided to turn a blind eye to that doesn’t make it any less true. ❞ ❝ I think you want me to be guilty. Guilty lets you hate me for things you’re not allowed to hate me for. ❞ ❝ If there’s any part of you, any part of you at all, that believes that I’m telling you the truth, you’ll help me. ❞ ❝ You may have never heard what it sounds like when she wakes up screaming from a nightmare, but I have, and it’s awful. ❞ ❝ The truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a while, but it’s not gonna go away. ❞ ❝ Since us bitches have got to get through this dog and pony show, I’m gonna need you to sit down, shut up, and follow my lead. ❞ ❝ Is she right about you having nightmares? ❞ ❝ Don’t let love cloud your judgment. ❞ ❝ We both know in the end you’re not going to choose me. And that’s okay. I want you to know, I need you to know, not choosing me is okay. ❞ ❝ I keep my promises. I will watch the life fade from your eyes. ❞ ❝ I love her. Does that matter to you at all? ❞ ❝ It stops you every time, the arrogance, the need to swagger, to show everyone who you are. ❞ ❝ True power hides in plain sight. ❞ ❝ You and I are ruined. We don’t have a chance now. Too much has happened. ❞ ❝ I know you’re trying to be rational, and I understand why, but you can’t pretend this is okay. ❞ ❝ I mean, I figure we have two choices here - we can either pretend this unbearable sexual tension doesn’t exist, or we can address it head-on. ❞ ❝ You are beautiful. The face that launched a thousand ships. ❞ ❝ What is it that is so special about you? You have so much power over him. He revolves around you. ❞ ❝ He needed you. He was in pain. He wanted to die. ❞ ❝ I could protect him from everyone. Except you. ❞ ❝ I wanted to shoot him. I didn’t, but I wanted to. I wanted to kill him. I wanted him dead. ❞ ❝ I’m very powerful, you know. Some women would find that a turn-on. ❞ ❝ Let’s just say I’m in a giving mood tonight. ❞

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@piirating:

“I wouldn’t be counting your lucky stars yet, mate. Still not bloody sure how anyone could find you worth while for the expedition, but the coin in my pocket says otherwise.”

That doesn’t mean that there weren’t going to be words by the end of this– that is, if Bal doesn’t get on his last nerve and is still alive by the end of it.

                 “Oh, come now. I’m sure we’ll be excellent friends by                    the end of this. And you’d do well not to underestimate                    a templar, love.”

Though he, too, couldn’t help but wonder why he was being made to work with a pirate. Better a pirate than a mage, though, he supposed. But he’d be sure to sleep with one eye open so long as they had to share a camp.

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@flame-of-ostwick

                    “... is there any particular reason you’re staring                     at me? Do I still have dirty mage blood on my                     face, or what?”

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@fereldenhero:

“I’ve not known you for romance, Bal. Why the sudden change?”

             “Oh, come now. I can be charming when I want to be~”

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’ I’m not hungry! ’

              “So you’re going to refuse a very romantic candlelit               dinner because of that? Or is that just an excuse?”

[vaememes]

✿ ———— beauty and the beast sentence starters.

’ How can you read this? There’s no pictures! ’ ’ Well, some people use their imagination… ’ ’ This is the day your dreams come true. ’ ’ I’m-I’m speechless. I really don’t know what to say. ’ ’ Say you’ll marry me! ’ ’ I just don’t deserve you! ’ ’ I want to do something for him/her… but what? ’ ’ No, no! It’s got to be more something more special than that! ’ ’ This is yet another example of the late neoclassic Baroque period. ’ ’ If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had feelings for this monster. ’ ’ I thought I told you to come down to dinner! ’ ’ I’m not hungry! ’ ’ You’ll come out, or I’ll-I’ll-I’ll break down the door! ’ ’ Will you come down to dinner? ’ ’ It would give me great pleasure… ’ ’ We say please. ’ ’ You can’t stay in there forever! ’ ’ Fine! Then go ahead and starve! ’ ’ Oh dear. That didn’t go very well at all, did it? ’ ’ If she/he doesn’t eat with me, then she/he doesn’t eat at all! ’ ’ Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? ’ ’ It was you, wasn’t it? ’ ’ Oh, you look so… so… ’ ’ Not quite the word I was looking for, but perhaps a - little more off the top. ’ ’ Maybe some other time… ’ ’ _______, you are positively primeval! ’ ’ Why did you come here? ’ ’ Do you realize what you could have done? ’ ’ I didn’t mean any harm. ’ ’ Please… stop… ’ ’ Who’s there? Who are you? ’ ’ I’ve come for my father. Please, let him out! Can’t you see, he’s sick? ’ ’ Please, I’ll do anything! ’ ’ Oh, there must be some way I can… ’ ’ Then he/she shouldn’t have trespassed here! ’ ’ The master of this castle… ’ ’ Wait! Take me instead. ’ ’ You don’t know what you’re doing! ’ ’ Yes. But… you must promise to stay here forever! ’ ’ Come into the light… ’ ’ You have my word… ’ ’ For who could ever learn to love a beast? ’ ’ Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard? ’ ’ That’s not a request! ’ ’ I’ve been burnt by you before! ’ ’ I’m afraid I’ve been thinking… ’ ’ If you’d hold still, it wouldn’t hurt as much! ’ ’ Well, if you hadn’t have run away, this wouldn’t have happened! ’ ’ If you hadn’t frightened me, I wouldn’t have run away! ’ ’ Well you shouldn’t have been in the west wing! ’ ’ Well, you should learn to control your temper! ’ ’ Now, hold still. This might sting a little. ’ ’ By the way, thank you… for saving my life. ’ ’ Couldn’t keep quiet, could we? ’ ’ Just had to invite him/her to stay, didn’t we? ’ ’ I was trying to be hospitable. ’ ’ I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. ’ ’ I want so much more than they’ve got planned… ’ ’ Well, Your Highness, I must say everything is going just swimmingly. ’ ’ I knew you had it in you, ha ha! ’ ’ You what? How could you do that? ’ ’ I use antlers in all of my decorating! ’ ’ I-I-I was lost in the woods, and-and… ’ ’ Please, I meant no harm. I-I just need a place to stay. ’ ’ What’re you staring at? ’ ’ I’ll give you a place to stay. ’ ’ No, no! Please! Don’t, no! ’ ’ I’d like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. ’ ’ Sir, close that at once! Do you mind? ’ ’ It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. ’ ’ Oh, must help her/him to see past all that. ’ ’ Well, you can start by making yourself more presentable. ’ ’ Oh, it’s no use. ’ ’ I don’t know how. ’ ’ Come, come, show me the smile. ’ ’ There’s a stranger here! ’ ’ Pardon me, Master… ’ ’ Leave me in peace. ’ ’ It doesn’t matter now. Just let them come. ’ ’ I’ll show you to your room. ’ ’ Do you wanna stay in the tower? ’ ’ You must control your temper! ’ ’ Of course I came back. I couldn’t let them… oh, this is all my fault! ’ ’ You… you came back. ’ ’ If only I had gotten here sooner. ’ ’ Maybe… maybe… it’s better… it’s better this way. ’ ’ Don’t talk like that! You’ll be alright. ’ ’ We’re together now; everything’s going to be fine, you’ll see… ’ ’ And at least… at least I got to see you… one last time. ’ ’ Please. Please… Please don’t leave me. ’ ’ Well, perhaps there’s something there that wasn’t there before. ’ ’ There may be something there that wasn’t there before. ’ ’ Shh. I’ll tell you when you’re older. ’ ’ I’ll not have you making up such wild stories. ’ ’ Let me go! Let me go, please! Don’t hurt me! I’ll do anything! Anything! ’ ’ I’m… I’m about ready to give up on this hunk of junk. ’ ’ This castle is your home now, so you can go anywhere you like, except the West Wing. ’ ’ I mean it this time! I’ll never get this boneheaded contraption to work! ’ ’ Well, what are we waiting for? ’ ’ I’ll have this thing fixed in no time! ’ ’ You really believe that? ’ ’ Be our guest. ’ ’ Is it dangerous? ’ ’ Oh no, he’d/she’d never hurt anyone. ’ ’ Hmmm. Could you read it again? ’ ’ Why don’t you read it to me? ’ ’ You mean, you never learned? ’ ’ I learned… a little. It’s just been… so long. ’ ’ Well, here, I’ll help you. ’ ’ What would you say if you and I took a walk over to the tavern and took a look at my trophies? ’

[buffyisms-archive]

❝  Come on, I’m not going to get anything killed with you lot holding me back.  ❞

❝ I’m fine. I just need to die for a minute.  ❞

❝ It was supposed to confuse him but it just made him peppy. Its not supposed to mix with anything. You think he’s taking prescription medication?  ❞

❝ And zombies don’t eat brains anyway, unless instructed to by their zombie master. A lot of people get that wrong.  ❞

❝ This tower was built by crazy people and I don’t think it’s holding up very well.  ❞

❝ But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but … after that. Every night after that.  ❞

❝ It’s okay, I can be alone with you here.  ❞

❝ OK, so you’re telling me I’m broke?  ❞

❝ Easy, we burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire? Pretty.  ❞

❝ It’s not like it’s the end of the world… which is too bad, you know, ‘cause that, I’m really good at. ❞

❝ Well, I know I’m back in America now. I’ve been knocked unconscious. ❞

❝ I kiss all the time, not that I’m a kiss slut. Just with the lips and the pressing together and stuff. Hey, expert here!  ❞

❝ You’re scared, ashamed of what you feel.  ❞

❝ You can’t tell the ones you love, you know they couldn’t deal.  ❞

❝ Uh, so, did anybody…uh…last night, you know, did anybody, um…burst into song?  ❞

❝ Everything is turning out so dark.  ❞

❝ Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes!  ❞

❝ Do you think I’m stupid? I know you used that spell on me.  ❞

❝ But I-I just wanted to make things better. Better for us.  ❞

❝ We’ll get our memory back, it’ll all be right as rain.  ❞

❝ Translate this for me, Spock. I don’t speak loser.  ❞

❝ Nobody could do that much découpage without calling on the powers of  ❞

❝ Who told you that it isn’t easy to love you?  ❞

❝ I’ve been thinking about doing something in my room. I think the New Kids on the Block posters are starting to date me.  ❞

❝ There is nothing good or clean in you. You are dead inside! You can’t feel anything real! I could never be your girl!  ❞

❝ We do not joke about eating people in this house!  ❞

❝ It’s dangerous, and so is all of us dying.  ❞

❝ You want me to say I like seeing you in bed with that idiot?  ❞

❝ And, before I knew you, I was like a completely different person.  ❞

❝ I wish your intestines were tied in knots and ripped apart inside your lousy gut!  ❞

❝ Things fall apart, they fall apart so hard. You can’t ever put ‘em back the way they were. ❞

❝ It’s a long important process, and… can we just skip it? Can you just be kissing me now?  ❞

❝ In that case why won’t you sleep with me again?  ❞

❝ We’re in custody. We haven’t been charged yet.  ❞

❝ Bored now. ❞

❝ You’ve never had any tiny bit of sex, have you? ❞

❝ You really need every square inch of your ass kicked.  ❞

❝ It’s about the power. And there’s no one in the world who has the power to stop me now.  ❞

❝ You called me a rank, arrogant amateur. Well buckle up, ‘Cause I’ve turned pro.  ❞

❝ Sometimes the most adult thing you can do is… ask for help when you need it. ❞

❝ World gonna end… where else would I want to be?  ❞

❝ If you wanna kill the world? Well, then start with me. I’ve earned that.  ❞

❝ I don’t want to protect you from the world. I want to show it to you.  ❞ 

[attack-deactivated20170305]

What are your hobbies?

being angry

[dovchkiin-deactivated20190612]

To provoke me is a horrible,                                               horrible,                                                                mistake.

[fyeahrpmemes-blog]

The 9th icon in your folder is your muse's "I fucked up" face

[cuervocanto]

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[tcmplarii-blog]

gonna try to be on here a bit today, so feel free to like this for a starter, disclaimer: balthazar is a terrible person and horrible to most everyone.

[tcmplarii-blog]

I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life.

               “Well, I’m not about to deny that, love. It’s certainly                going to be one of the two. Or perhaps both.”

[kissmyhelmet-blog]

Texts From Last Night Starters

Who knew I was capable of sobriety and human like emotions all in the same night.

I didn’t realize we were having a competition on bad life choices.

My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.

About to do something stupid. You’ll be my call. Bring bail money.

I have no morals, kind of like how you have no standards.

I don’t know where I am, but it’s a goosebumps novel waiting to happen.

I mean I’m basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.

Well when you put it that way I sound like a terrible person.

I don’t think I have enough personality to make it through this day sober.

He’s like a hurricane. A drunk, sexist, hurricane.

I’d rather have snapchat than feelings.

Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem.

For the record, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies.

Oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.

It was the cape. I can’t control myself when I wear a cape.

It’s honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face.

Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludge mixture of evil and broken dreams.

I don’t question myself. That’s what I have you for.

That’s the first time I’ve heard ‘shenanigans’ and ‘apocalypse’ in the same sentence.

I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life.

It’s not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.

Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.

I think I’ve crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious.

If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn’t be it.

I roundhouse kicked her emotions in the face.

Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.

I’ll let you know if at any point this night starts to make sense.

Trust me. Coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit.

Congratulations, you’ve begun to unfuck your life.

It is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die.

No matter how drunk I am, or how drunk I’ll ever be: I love you.

Of all the things that can be stripped of me I’ll be damned if it’s my vanity.

Update: I may or may not be in a cult.

Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult.

Are you doing depressed science again?

I think I left something in your backseat. My integrity.

Once he started yelling at me in latin I wasn’t sure what we were fighting about anymore…

From one hot mess to another…Get it together!

I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things.

Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.

Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist.

Well despite the fact that I’m still not entirely sure this isn’t an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I’m in.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

We’re making bets on your personal life.

I just realized the thing that smelled like an electrical fire was me.

I would run away from me if I could.

Look at my hair, does this look like the hair of a person who has their life together?

Nice just gets you lonely, or dead. I don’t like those options.

I just want to hug the crap out of some people.

Do you ever wonder how many people prayed for you to be a better person?

We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it…or burn it. Either way we’ll deal with it later.

[rpmememaker]

Mafia Themed Sentences

{ trigger warnings: violence, noncon/dubcon implications }  originally from memeroundups but the post has been deleted so we’re reposting it.

“You’d do well to pay. It’s in your best interest.“

“We have ways of making you talk.”

“The moment you came to us, we owned you.”

“I’m not guarding the boss’s kid to play babysitter. Sit and behave.”

“You run your mouth again and see what happens.”

“I don’t care how tired you are, you don’t turn down clients until I say you can.”

“Didn’t think I’d catch you, eh? Run away again, and I’ll break your legs.”

“That was your first kill, you should feel proud. Hey… you don’t look so good…”

“I don’t know what kind of ideas you’re getting but remember this… without me, you’re nothing.”

“The world will eat you if you let it. That’s why it’s everyone for themselves. But here, you’ve got loyalty.”

“Don’t be ungrateful… on your own with this kind of city, you’d be laying face down on a ditch if he/she hadn’t found you.”

“You used to be such a good kid… glad I was able to break that out of you.”

“I think there’s a mole in our operations… and you don’t exactly seem innocent to me.”

“There’s no out. Even if you tried to kill yourself, we’ll just lock you up.”

“Consider this a ‘gentle’ reminder of respect when speaking to me.”

“Don’t worry, you’ll start to enjoy it soon enough.”

“You might be a ruthless brute, but you’re ‘my’ ruthless brute.”

“Kill him/her.”

“They don’t wanna pay? Burn their house down.”

“Don’t you know? You’re the gang’s ‘pet’.”

“I think they’ve earned their lesson, you can stop hitting him/her now.”

“Do you honestly intend to get this far without getting your hands dirty?”

“He’s/she’s squirming around too much, drug them.”

“Far as you know, I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to you.”

“I’m sick of this, I want out.”

“N-no… I… I didn’t want to kill him.”

“I’m through with being your fucking lap dog.”

“People wanna kill me in my sleep…”

“I’m tired of being numb and desensitized. I’m tired of killing before I eat a goddamn breakfast like nothing happened. I’m tired of this life.”

“If anything happens, I’ll take the blame. And don’t you dare to try to put it all on you this time, don’t even fucking think about it.”

“I don’t care if my demands are silly, if you don’t do them, then your boss won’t be pleased if I suddenly got ‘injured’ under your watch.

“Do you even know what you started? The riot and upcoming gang war will be beyond what your fucking punk ass can handle!”

“How about we make a deal?”

“Oh don’t worry, I won’t make a move anytime soon, but I’ll be watching you.”

“Are you willing to take a bullet for me?”

“I don’t know if I’m willing to forgive you just yet. Maybe if I throw another punch…”

“I’m a person, and not someone for you to order around.”

“You think you’re hot shit, but I’m the one who does your dirty work.”

“You honestly believed I would never turn against you?”

“M-my leg… it’s shot, I can’t walk…”

“I ran away, but they’ll be looking for me I know it.”

“You don’t need to get involved. Just walk away.”

“Who said not to mix business with pleasure? Let’s talk this over with a date…”

“If they find out I’m sleeping with you, they’ll kill me.”

“Don’t worry, I heard human trafficking isn’t so bad. At least they’re not harvesting your organs.”

“Please, let me go. I won’t do it again, please.”

“It was simply a mistake on my part, it won’t happen again. I promise.”

“No no, I’m not interested in your friends. I want you. Give yourself over, and they’ll be safe.”

“You can sell me, but I’ll fight it with every fiber of my being.”

“Hey hey, are you passing out? Come on, tell me names and I’ll stop the beatings.”

“I trusted you. You were the only one I trusted, and for what? So you can stab my back?”

“I can’t believe what you’re doing! Untie me, now. Do you have any idea what deep shit you’re in?!”

“Just do what you’re told, like you always do.”

“I know you’ve been tailing me.”

“Care to explain why you were attempting to kidnap me?”

“You know, you’re always such a fucking thorn on my side. But laying on the ground, beaten and helpless, you ain’t lookin’ half bad…”

“Alright, you just quietly sit there on that chair lookin’ pretty. I’ll go collect your ransom.”

“Did you just hit me, you fucking piece of-”

“We can run away together.”

“Come on, let me help you!”

“Then you’ll be going to the highest bidder. Grand, eh? Ready for the auction?”

“I don’t care what kind of best you have, you’re okay in my book.”

“Shit, they weren’t supposed to die. Alright, we gotta cover this up. Grab that body.”

“Can’t you ever follow orders?”