TDD incorrect quotes

incorrect quotes, memes, and produce based off of to die dirty on wattpad

[tdd-incorrect-quotes]

Bruce: I don't like this.

Joan: Me taking a risk, or me using logic against you?

Bruce: Both.

[tdd-incorrect-quotes]

(Au where everything's the same canonically but Theo is still around)

Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Janet, with Jameson and Theo: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes...three.

Theo: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: What-

Janet: JOAN FUCKING FELL OFF