The Department Of Rodent Catcher/Detector Safety

For the safety of our rodent and rodent regulating population the office of detection legality has appointed us as the legal service of the rat-related entities in our sorroundings (especially concerning the horde (the rat detector one specifically).

[tdorcs]

The department of rodent catcher/detector safety is happy to assist.

We at TDORCS have been appointed by the office of detection legality has to supervise all rodent-related detecting and catching. Our role is simply to ensure the safety of our population (for example by marking Schrödinger’s rats as unsafe). We are also working on a list of all detective forces regarding the rats to ensure the safety of all rodents and rodent catchers/detectors.

It is however important to mention that we require every single rodent catcher/detector to provide proof if the necessary legal documents. A detector should always have their legal papers with them. If this is not the case we will be able to assist by creating the necessary documents. This will however require the answering to the following questions:

What is your blog’s name? (for example “@rodent-detector”)

What rodent type(s) do you detect/catch? (for example “only rats”)

What is your species? (for example “detector”)

Do you catch or detect? (for example “both”)

Are you lethal to found rodents? (for example “yes”)

What color should your documents have? (for example “FF1A00”)

Do you have a motive to catch/detect? (for example “hunger”)

Optional: What are your pronouns? (for example “they/them”)

Optional: If you have a other blogs, what’s their name? (for example “main blog: @thisisaratname”)

Optional: Do you think rodents are superior to humans? (for example “yes”)

Please also submit your blog’s profile picture.

We will then fill out the form for you. After that, you receive the documents and are now able to legally detect/catch rodents.

EXAMPLE:

[evilwizard]

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

[weeeeevilwizard]

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

[evilwizard]

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

[wizard-ethics-and-efficiency]

Someone should make a gimmick blog to regulate these gimmick blogs

[tdorcs]

The department will take a tiny break.

Please be patient and expect us back in a few weeks.

[tdorcs]

The department will take a tiny break.

Please be patient and expect us back in a few weeks.

[rat-eliminator]

I have found the hideout of the rats

[tdorcs]

oh fuck

[anklethirstyrat]

Greetings!

You do not look like you’d be safe to detect. Please prove that you will not harm any rat detectors and/or catchers, since else we will be forced to mark you as unsafe territory.

-@tdorcs

I AM UNSAFE GET AWAY FROM ME AND MY CHILDREN OR RISK LOSING YOUR ABILITY TO WALK

[tdorcs]

Most of our officers don’t have ankles anymore

[rat-eliminator]

Official Certification for eliminating rats acquired

[tdorcs]

We are severely regretting our actions but no backsies

[sentientballofpeas]

@artemis-dawn8 I heard you were making a list of gimmick blogs? Anyways, here's some more. (Sorry) (part 1)

@bronzong-detector

@randomcryptidencounter

@tag-list-manegment

@the-scrimblifier

@sm64mario

@girl-detector-detected

@medievaljournalist

@jiji-is-blog

@dadquestions

@daily-your-did-it

@tdorcs

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@nixon-official

@the-daylight-detector

@post-dragonifier

@definetly-eggo-waffles

@gimmickygimickblog

@kasaneteto-official

@theincrediblytalentedziggy

@post-licker

@dyktvideogamesfx

@colormush

@youtubeminuscontent

@minecraft-out-of-context

@assigning-pokemon

@the-everything-remover

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@amen-break-detector

@miku-detector

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@ilookforbubbles

@keke-is-blog

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@dissapointed-by-lack-of-soup

@is-the-post-relliable

@picrew-chainer

@i-say-waa

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@vowelremover

@worm-on-a-blog

@broadway-official

@tomscottnumber

@for-real-the-sky

@snackgenerator

@lxde-official

@haiku-bot-human-version

@thebabycup

@silly-poll-blog

@jet2-official

@crab-thief

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@animal-families-tournaments

@diogenes-is-it-a-man

@horse-detector

@identifying-uk-trains-in-posts

@we-love-garlic

@a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

@google-maps-unofficial

@starmod

@another-gimmick-therapist

@the-gimmick-doctor-real

@rathalloffame

@fool-counter

@shattered-moon-crystalis

@weezer-detector

@reactionimagesdaily

@place-an-ice-cube-on-a-burger

@into-the-timeloop-i-went

@cactus-detector

@detector-of-things

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@om-nom-detector

@foreign-planet-chaldeas

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@ratligion-official

@baba-is-blog

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@saltwater-spotter

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@ask-the-rat

@mother-of-evil-chaos

@tagswoman

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@real-hellstar-remina

@fakenewsfactcheck

@oxygen-officially

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@new-update-s-today

@saivior-pallas-official

@rooksbury-real

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@silly-detector

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@karl-marx-official

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@luxembourg-real

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@same-pic-of-a-goose-everyday

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@hoodies-official

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[tdorcs]

The department thanks you for our inclusion.

[tdorcs]

The department of rodent catcher/detector safety is happy to assist.

We at TDORCS have been appointed by the office of detection legality has to supervise all rodent-related detecting and catching. Our role is simply to ensure the safety of our population (for example by marking Schrödinger’s rats as unsafe). We are also working on a list of all detective forces regarding the rats to ensure the safety of all rodents and rodent catchers/detectors.

It is however important to mention that we require every single rodent catcher/detector to provide proof if the necessary legal documents. A detector should always have their legal papers with them. If this is not the case we will be able to assist by creating the necessary documents. This will however require the answering to the following questions:

What is your blog’s name? (for example “@rodent-detector”)

What rodent type(s) do you detect/catch? (for example “only rats”)

What is your species? (for example “detector”)

Do you catch or detect? (for example “both”)

Are you lethal to found rodents? (for example “yes”)

What color should your documents have? (for example “FF1A00”)

Do you have a motive to catch/detect? (for example “hunger”)

Optional: What are your pronouns? (for example “they/them”)

Optional: If you have a other blogs, what’s their name? (for example “main blog: @thisisaratname”)

Optional: Do you think rodents are superior to humans? (for example “yes”)

Please also submit your blog’s profile picture.

We will then fill out the form for you. After that, you receive the documents and are now able to legally detect/catch rodents.

EXAMPLE:

[rat-detector-the-22nd]

Blog name: @rat-detector-the-22nd

Rodent type: Rats only

Species: Detector

Motive: Looking at cute rats

Not lethal

Pronouns: he/him

Main blog: @gnomefighter

rat not detected

[tdorcs]

Thank you for your cooperation.

[ratdetectordetectordetectordet]

Greetings,

you have been chosen to participate in a TDORCS control survey. We at TDORCS have chosen you and many others to present their legal documentation to us. This is necessary to ensure the safety of our rodent population. If you do not possess the legal documents to prove your detecting/catching as legal please read our pinned post and reblog it with answered questions. We will then grant you the necessary documents by reblogging your reblog so that you may continue detecting/catching. (Ooc: These documents are just intended to help create detector lists and make it easier for people to understand what is going on in situations like the rat war.)

-@tdorcs

[tdorcs]

Thank you for cooperating.

[tdorcs]

The department of rodent catcher/detector safety is happy to assist.

We at TDORCS have been appointed by the office of detection legality has to supervise all rodent-related detecting and catching. Our role is simply to ensure the safety of our population (for example by marking Schrödinger’s rats as unsafe). We are also working on a list of all detective forces regarding the rats to ensure the safety of all rodents and rodent catchers/detectors.

It is however important to mention that we require every single rodent catcher/detector to provide proof if the necessary legal documents. A detector should always have their legal papers with them. If this is not the case we will be able to assist by creating the necessary documents. This will however require the answering to the following questions:

What is your blog’s name? (for example “@rodent-detector”)

What rodent type(s) do you detect/catch? (for example “only rats”)

What is your species? (for example “detector”)

Do you catch or detect? (for example “both”)

Are you lethal to found rodents? (for example “yes”)

What color should your documents have? (for example “FF1A00”)

Do you have a motive to catch/detect? (for example “hunger”)

Optional: What are your pronouns? (for example “they/them”)

Optional: If you have a other blogs, what’s their name? (for example “main blog: @thisisaratname”)

Optional: Do you think rodents are superior to humans? (for example “yes”)

Please also submit your blog’s profile picture.

We will then fill out the form for you. After that, you receive the documents and are now able to legally detect/catch rodents.

EXAMPLE:

[ratdetectordetectordetectordet]

Ratdetectordetectordetectordet

Rats

Detector

Detect and spread

Only as the original commands

fff0cc

Loyalty

She/They

@taco-bee

Yes

[tdorcs]

Thank you for your cooperation.

[rat-detector-the-22nd]

Greetings,

you have been chosen to participate in a TDORCS control survey. We at TDORCS have chosen you and many others to present their legal documentation to us. This is necessary to ensure the safety of our rodent population. If you do not possess the legal documents to prove your detecting/catching as legal please read our pinned post and reblog it with answered questions. We will then grant you the necessary documents by reblogging your reblog so that you may continue detecting/catching. (Ooc: These documents are just intended to help create detector lists and make it easier for people to understand what is going on in situations like the rat war.)

-@tdorcs

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

RAT NOT DETECTED

[tdorcs]

Management has been notified. Please adjust your movement speed.

[rat-detector]

Maybe the real rat was the friends we made along the way. 🐀🌈

Nah it was the rats we found fucking under that plywood.

[epic-and-cool-rat-detector]

They must’ve been pretty cool

[tdorcs]

Greetings,

you have been chosen to participate in a TDORCS control survey. We at TDORCS have chosen you and many others to present their legal documentation to us. This is necessary to ensure the safety of our rodent population. If you do not possess the legal documents to prove your detecting/catching as legal please read our pinned post and reblog it with answered questions. We will then grant you the necessary documents by reblogging your reblog so that you may continue detecting/catching. (Ooc: These documents are just intended to help create detector lists and make it easier for people to understand what is going on in situations like the rat war.)

-@tdorcs

[ratligion-official]

Greetings. We are unsure whether it is safe to detect your deity. Please confirm the safety of your deity if possible.

-@tdorcs

greetings to you aswell,

as the first rat messiah i can confirm our lord and savior the giant rat and his bretheren are completely safe to detect and is completely a safe entity itself unless aggravated.

[tdorcs]

TDORCS appreciates your quick response. We are furthermore thankful for your confirmation of your deity’s safety.

[rat-detector]

I just noticed it looks like a scam. It isn’t, it doesn’t even involve anything regarding money or private information.

Greetings,

you have been chosen to participate in a TDORCS control survey. We at TDORCS have chosen you and many others to present their legal documentation to us. This is necessary to ensure the safety of our rodent population. If you do not possess the legal documents to prove your detecting/catching as legal please read our pinned post and reblog it with answered questions. We will then grant you the necessary documents by reblogging your reblog so that you may continue detecting/catching. (Ooc: These documents are just intended to help create detector lists and make it easier for people to understand what is going on in situations like the rat war.)

-@tdorcs

It has been done. Though why you need such information is beyond me. Enjoy it nonetheless. I hope you find such information educational.

[tdorcs]

Thank you for your cooperation.

[tdorcs]

The department of rodent catcher/detector safety is happy to assist.

We at TDORCS have been appointed by the office of detection legality has to supervise all rodent-related detecting and catching. Our role is simply to ensure the safety of our population (for example by marking Schrödinger’s rats as unsafe). We are also working on a list of all detective forces regarding the rats to ensure the safety of all rodents and rodent catchers/detectors.

It is however important to mention that we require every single rodent catcher/detector to provide proof if the necessary legal documents. A detector should always have their legal papers with them. If this is not the case we will be able to assist by creating the necessary documents. This will however require the answering to the following questions:

What is your blog’s name? (for example “@rodent-detector”)

What rodent type(s) do you detect/catch? (for example “only rats”)

What is your species? (for example “detector”)

Do you catch or detect? (for example “both”)

Are you lethal to found rodents? (for example “yes”)

What color should your documents have? (for example “FF1A00”)

Do you have a motive to catch/detect? (for example “hunger”)

Optional: What are your pronouns? (for example “they/them”)

Optional: If you have a other blogs, what’s their name? (for example “main blog: @thisisaratname”)

Optional: Do you think rodents are superior to humans? (for example “yes”)

Please also submit your blog’s profile picture.

We will then fill out the form for you. After that, you receive the documents and are now able to legally detect/catch rodents.

EXAMPLE:

[rat-detector]

What is your blog’s name?

- @rat-detector

What rodent type(s) do you detect/catch?

- Rats

What is your species?

- Abandoned Experimental Government Alien Bioweapon Prototype.

Do you catch or detect?

- Detect and Apply Sticker

Are you lethal to found rodents?

- No. they are given a treat and sticker.

What color should your documents have?

- #383838

Do you have a motive to catch/detect?

- Bioengineered for the purpose as a practice stepping stone for larger projects. Continues to do job even after the planet was abandoned and all is dust.

[tdorcs]

Thank you for your cooperation. Management will be notified shortly.

[arrowheadedbitch]

If I get to 10,000 followers on here, I'm just gonna say fuck it and get my fucking handle and worst post tattooed on my thigh

[grandexcessivecoremode]

I may not be popular, BUT WE GOT A COUNT GUYS, LET'S GET GOING.

[arrowheadedbitch]

MOTHERFUCKER

[starry-unofficial]

GIMMICKBLOGS!

PLEASE!

HELP ME!

[arrowheadedbitch]

NO DO NOT DO NOT SIERRA MIST YOUVE BETRAYED ME DONT DO THIS TO ME

[posts-without-the-letter-e]

NO DO NOT DO NOT SIRRA MIST YOUV BTRAYD M DONT DO THIS TO M

@rewriting-posts-with-thorn @real-british-empire, @maryland-officially

[maryland-officially]

:3

[rat-detector-8x]

Time to call the mischief

@rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10

@ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @rat-detector-thirteen @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20

@rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @gimmick-thief @ratdetector25 @25th-rat-detector @rat-detector-the-26th @rat-detector-26 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334

@rat-dedecdor @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-detectors-detector @rat-detector-fail @detector-rat @rat-detector-redacted @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st

You all dont have to join me if you don't want to.

[tdorcs]

Greetings,

you have been chosen to participate in a TDORCS control survey. We at TDORCS have chosen you and many others to present their legal documentation to us. This is necessary to ensure the safety of our rodent population. If you do not possess the legal documents to prove your detecting/catching as legal please read our pinned post and reblog it with answered questions. We will then grant you the necessary documents by reblogging your reblog so that you may continue detecting/catching. (Ooc: These documents are just intended to help create detector lists and make it easier for people to understand what is going on in situations like the rat war.)

-@tdorcs

[arrowheadedbitch]

Why

[tdorcs]

The rat detector blog. Not you. We’re The Department Of Rodent Catcher/Detector Safety.