Wizard Ethics and Efficiency Department

Spreading Efficacy and Ethics like a W.E.E.D.

[thaparasite]

HOT WIZARDS IN YOUR AREA!!

[cryptotheism]

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

[cryptotheism]

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

[cryptotheism]

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

[wizard-ethics-and-efficiency]

Yes you can! I believe in you!

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

[letter-replacinator]

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil ed______ __ ___ Wizard🌀

🌀You_ _____ could cook better _if_ _ you ___ pa_n-fry __ the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of cha Rizard🌀

🌀Your mouse would look better __as a big ___ ________ __ ___ Lizard🌀

🌀Your help_ pleas help ___me_ i_am _ _in ___ pain____ __ ___ ______🌀

[wizard-ethics-and-efficiency]

Efficiency Rating: F

Looks like you just manually edited a lot of repeating lines instead of just doing one.

Ethics Rating: A

Due to the spells binding my soul to this vessel, I cannot read anything past the first edited line, but "big oiled Wizard" sounds pretty ethical to me.

[teathattast]

[auguris]

Has anyone warned @copperbadge yet

[copperbadge]

What a lot of people outside of Chicago may not realize is that The Beans are a native species to this region and right now is baby season! What you're seeing there is probably just an instance of a young mature The Bean being kept in a secure enclosure, probably due to some kind of injury that's being rehabbed.

In urban Chicago around this time of year if you want to go The Bean spotting you mostly just need to keep an eye out around downtown drugstores for formations like this.

I took this picture myself in a Walgreens. As you can see we have a nice healthy-looking family group consisting of a parent The Bean, several juveniles who will often stay with the parent for several years, and some newborns this year who naturally group up protectively near any large sign reading "Chicago".

The Beans are usually extremely docile and can even be kept as pets once the juveniles separate from their family group, since they are low-maintenance and require only a small flat area such as a desk or bookshelf on which to recline. Fun fact, a group of The Beans such as pictured above is known as a Tchochki!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

my god…

[qin-shi-huang-di]

a marquise for anyone who can capture this beast for me!

[wizard-ethics-and-efficiency]

Respectfully, Emperor, despite their appearance, these magic 'beasts' aren't made of Mercury.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[wizard-ethics-and-efficiency]

Why is only half my paperwork being transcribed to the Tumblr dot com? All of my wizard ethics paperwork was supposed to be posted to the Tumblr dot com!

Whoever has failed in that capacity has not been efficient!

I bet it was that homunculus who insists we call him 'Gary' instead of by a number like the rest of us homunculi in the office. Smh.

[charl0ttan]

is that every half letter of the alphabet in your pocket or is your penis just so A A.5 B B.5 C C.5 D D.5 E E.5 F F.5 G G.5 H H.5 I I.5 J J.5 K K.5 L L.4 M M.5 N N.5 O O.5 P P.5 Q Q.5 R R.5 S S.5 T T.5 U U.5 V V.5 W W.5 X X.5 Y Y.5 Z Z.5

[alphabetcompletionist]

fuuuuuuuuuck there's more?

[wizard-ethics-and-efficiency]

Efficiency: F.5

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Wo.5rd.5s a.5re spelle.5d.5 diff.5ere.5ntly.5 n.5ow.5, too.5.

Th.5i.5s s.5uck.5s.

[evilwizard]

i heard they’re adding a new creature to the nighttime

[thebloodthirstyavatar]

Owl 2

[evilwizard]

yeah it’s owl 2

[whisperingobelisk]

              

             𒄑𒆸𒌓𒌈𒁺𒂗

[evilwizard]

wizard fact of the day: you can’t legally kill me!

[wizard-ethics-and-efficiency]

Article 7 simply says "a wizard is not to be killed by another wizard or human," but nothing about the legality of a cubicle-bound homunculus killing a wizard...

[evilwizard]

Damocles could have easily resolved his biggest problem with my new invention: Helmetshield, as seen on Shark Tank

[wizard-ethics-and-efficiency]

It was rather impressive to see- the entire body consumed by the sharks in minutes, but the head remained unscathed!

Excellent work as always!

[evilwizard]

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

[weeeeevilwizard]

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

[evilwizard]

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

[wizard-ethics-and-efficiency]

Someone should make a gimmick blog to regulate these gimmick blogs

[ghoul-wizard]

Wells are a type of wizard tower, they're just inverted

[miss-wizard]

w. looks around nervously. wizard hole

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Hmmm yes we’ll endorse that

[marlynnofmany]

[evilwizard]

sin is actually really cool and good for you

[wizard-ethics-and-efficiency]

Efficiency Rating: F

No examples added. Please provide examples for review.

Ethics Rating: Undefined

Thanks, now I have to rewrite my review guidelines for the third time this month.

[not-that-i-should-have-a-say]

[evilwizard]

mods, excommunicate him for heresy against my holy name

[wizard-ethics-and-efficiency]

only if i get a raise