Random Thoughts

Adolescent under construction. Super introvert, super weird but come and talk with me, I need friends.

[tea-bag-bender]

I couldn’t sleep last night because I realized that if you die your internet friends don’t actually know that you are dead. They are just waiting for you to reconnect.

[poemswords]

[tea-bag-bender]

Amen to that

[tea-bag-bender]

Dude I should be friends with but I’m not: so what’s your favorite colors?

Me: uumm.. I like black, dark black and lighter black.

Dude: so you mean grey?

Me: no... I mean light black

[saying]

[tea-bag-bender]

Be a pussy then?

[tea-bag-bender]

I want to find a guy who I can trust like I trust my eyebrow lady. Does this sound weird ‘cause I think it’s reasonable.

[tea-bag-bender]

Life is a beautiful lie and death is a painful truth.

[hugh-dancy-archived]

Dylan O'Brien Proves He’s Better At Everything Than You

[tea-bag-bender]

My life is complete now.

[tea-bag-bender]

Today I was eating with my friends in school and we were talking some random shit about potatoes like are you supposed to peel them or not. Then we changed the subject about prom dates and first impressions and one of my friends just stares me in the eyes and says “ you looked like the biggest bitch but you are actually really nice” and all my other friends just agreed by mumbling or nodding their head. True friends.

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[maobeedong]

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

[tea-bag-bender]

Fingers crossed

[tea-bag-bender]

Life is fair because it is unfair to everybody.

[tea-bag-bender]

Don’t lose yourself to the demon.

[theintrovertnation]

Join the Introvert Nation Movement

[what-is-kpop-lol]

omfg yes

[tea-bag-bender]

Well you found one

[tea-bag-bender]

Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut the hell up even when they are not talking or is it just me ?

[telemitosis-moved]

me holding out my neck to the vampires: come get yall juice

[stillawfullydepressed]

I don’t want to get out of bed, I don’t want to be alive

[tea-bag-bender]

I want to lay in my bed, pretending I don’t exist.

[not-the-alex]

When I gain new followers

[tea-bag-bender]

This is my kingdom. I’m the ruler. Don’t question my preferences.

[tea-bag-bender]

When doctors say that the reason to someone’s death was being too old, they only say that because they don’t know the illness.