Tea For Thot

Bisexual Princess Love is Love Anxiety is a plague I love everyone and the tea they bring Social Life? You mean me hiding from humans

[stinglessnettles]

oh yeah because i’m the armoured titan and he’s the colossal

folded under ZERO pressure

[hylialeia]

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

[illustratina]

Day 1: Identity

Jon Snow & Ghost 🐺 @jon-snow-week

[dogmotels]

the little things that unite us even when far away

[wrath-of-achilleus]

insane that people look at the story of prince duncan and jenny of oldstones and conclude that actually duncan was the bad guy for following his heart and marrying jenny because he dishonored his betrothal, as if the villain in the story is duncan, and not the systems of power in place that restrict the freedom of people to love and marry whoever the fuck they want to.

like what aspect of the way that grrm told the story makes you think, oh yes, the lesson here is to NOT follow your heart, and to always sacrifice love for duty.

love is the death of duty is a tragedy guys. it’s not actually a warning. maester aemon may frame it as such, but as readers I think we’re expected to have a certain amount of reading comprehension to see that grrm isn’t actually vilifying his own characters who chose love over duty, he’s condemning the system that forced the choice in the first place.

[salialenart]

Day 6: Love is the bane of honor, the Death of duty.

“and he sank to his knees in the water and with his last breath murmured a woman's name”

“promise me, she had cried, in a room that smelled of blood and roses”

[everayy]

i understand being uncomfortable with rhaelya’s age gap but i’ve seen people mention it’d be so easy to just make lyanna a tad older in order for their story to be a proper romance. but i personally think the whole point is that it’s not meant to be easy. the story that’s being told asks for a sacrifice and, beyond lyanna’s life, the price being paid is that of the reader’s comfort. it’s not particularly palatable because it’s not supposed to be. it’d weaken the story if rhaegar wasn’t made less flattering by his relationship with lyanna (not only because of her age, but what it means to the family he left behind, and why he is pursuing someone new in the first place). grrm constantly plays with notions of mortality and how “the person you may hate so much is someone else’s beloved child”, taking that away from such a core event in the story that ties and tells so much and at the same time so little is asking asoiaf to be less authentic. rhaegar (good) x robert (evil) is an objectively less interesting story than two men fighting for their idea of a woman (in truth, just a girl) who doesn’t exist, because neither of them really knows her, and that said strength struggle ultimately tears her apart. so we meet both the robert who means the world to ned and the one who raped cersei. we meet both the rhaegar who wants to save the realm from aerys’ reign and the one who sacrificed elia’s safety—for an affair with a much younger girl (which is really just abuse).

[ai-manre]

asoiaf fandom: Rhaegar was sooo horrible to Elia and her children. To be pro-Martell is to be anti-Targaryen

Martells in the books: "Vengeance, Justice, Fire and Blood." Hold Tywin and Robert culpable for the murders of Elia and her children (the actual child murderers) and have been trying to restore Rhaegar's brother and sister to the throne.

asoiaf fandom: The North deserves independence! No matter what, they should never kneel!

In the books:

Ned: Put the previous king on the throne, plotting to put Stannis on throne when he's killed

Robb: Was about to back Stannis until Greatjon proclaims him King

Greatjon: "It was the dragons we married and the dragons are dead, why shouldn't we rule ourselves?"

Jon: Happily supplying battleplans to Stannis and mentally supporting him

Sansa & Arya & Bran: never once think of northern independence, are forming/formed close connections with people from the south

House of Undying: Shows Robb's fight for independence as one another thing tearing westeros apart, no more morally good than the others

asoiaf fandom: Everyone must hate Rhaegar for being the worst person ever!

In the books:

Ned: Would Rhaegar have gone to brothels like Robert? I don't think so

Oberyn: *doesn't speak a single bad word against Rhaegar, goes to sign a pact agreeing to marry his niece to Rhaegar's brother*

#Northman 1 Jorah: You saved those women from being raped, Khaleesi? You are just like your brother Rhaegar

#Northman 2 Manderly speaking on Rhaegar Frey (derogatory): That smirking worm that wears a dragon's name!

Cersei & Jon Con & Ser Barristan & Jaime in chorus: We love Rhaegar. The wrong man came back from the Trident.

asoiaf fandom: Lyanna was an innocent victim preyed on and assaulted. Even if she loved Rhaegar in the beginning, she'd grown to hate him by the end!

In the books:

Ned: Lyanna had wolfblood, it led her to an early grave

Ned: Lyanna had clutched the blue rose petals until the very last moment until she died

Le Jon being conceived half a year upwards after Brandon and Rickard's deaths (he looks similar in age to Robb and Robb was conceived after their deaths, Ned going to north getting banners raised, then going down to riverrun)

asoiaf fandom: No matter what the truth is, Jon will always be Ned's son, he will always be a Stark! He will reject his Targ identity and only be Ned's son!

In the books:

Ned: If it came to that, the life of some child I did not know, against Robb and Sansa and Arya and Bran and Rickon, what would I do? *crickets on Jon*

Also Ned in KL: Ohh look at that, that tall lad looks about Robb's age, Loras Tyrell looks Robb's age, I wish I could be back in Winterfell hearing Bran's laugh, going hawking with Robb, watch Rickon play (again crickets on Jon except for shameful guilty thoughts)

Sansa & Arya & Bran: Jon is our brother but he isn't one of us, he isn't a Stark

Summer on Ghost: There were five of us and one other (meaning Ghost)

Stark Kings in Winterfell crypts yelling at Jon: Go away! You have no place here, you are not a Stark!!

asoiaf fandom: Jon is going to hate Targaryens, he is nothing like the Targs, all his qualities solely come from Ned and the Starks!

In the books:

Jon: My hero has always been Daeron the young dragon!

Maester Aemon to Jon *stroking his cheek*: You remind me of my brother, Aegon V

Jon: loves maester aemon dearly as his own grandpa, Bloodraven sidequesting as a raven to watch over his great-nephew Jon, Daenerys on her way to come give Jon a dragon and be his big damned love

Moqorro: I see dragons, true and false (Jon and Aegon)

Ser Barristan on Rhaegar: "Able, that above all. Determined, deliberate, dutiful, single-minded." (if this doesn't exactly describe ADWD!Jon I don't know what does. Especially single-minded, oh boy is he)

asoiaf fandom: Nobody wants Dany in Westeros or Essos! She should stay away!

In the books:

Sam & Maester Aemon & Maester Marwyn: We need to bring Dany to Westeros asap

Other Maesters of Citadel: We need to send a Maester to Dany asap!

Ironborn: We need to bring Dany here asap

Martells: We need to bring Dany here asap

Tyrion: We need to bring Dany to Westeros asap

Melisandre, Stannis and his whole group: Wish we had the power to wake dragons out of stone! If only there was someone who could do just that

Slaves of Old Volantis: Tell the dragon queen to come soon, tell her we are waiting

Jon on the Wall: Would that we had dragons here

[ishiin-esque]

Rhaegar, Lyanna and baby Jon <3

commission for @stormxborn3

[alinaerys]

“the singers would have us believe it was all rhaegar and robert struggling in the stream for a woman both of them claimed to love„ ⚔︎

the rebellion. my commission by brielaelaa on ig

[ghostlynocturnalspirit]

people get annoyed at lily because she always seems so put together and like she's got her life sorted. that she follows her routines perfectly and that she's this flawless girl

little do they know the hours she puts in and the way she cries at night because the anxiety's crawling up her throat when she's not delivering

[ghostlynocturnalspirit]

lilylene is the kind of relationship where marlene stumbles and face plants and lily laughs her ass off, hands on her knees and crying, before helping her up and giving her face kisses

[glassymint]

[celestialstateofmind]

breaking: local lesbian gets chained to bi situationship and is forced to watch her and her himbo boyfriend make heart eyes at each other

[whale-with-legs]

Wild children spotted👀👀

🦇：……do you want to pick a colour?

[luntfontanne]

i just think more fictional women especially those who have been forced into marriage and forced to bear multiple children that they never wanted as teenagers should openly revel in abortion like this is exactly what i've been talking about genuinely it's not enough for fictional women to be ostensibly placidly pro-choice but ultimately still have their own baby in the end despite the absolute most horrific external circumstances imaginable because it's different when you're a Good Guy in the story or something and everyone knows the good guy feels tormented about it but ultimately Chooses to keep the baby or whatever idk like we gotta write women who unapologetically love abortion and HAVE abortions and feel freed and saved by those abortions because it is genuinely a joyous and miraculous thing. abortion is not a horrific last resort worst case scenario and people need to stop treating it as such because by FAR the worst case scenario is being unable to get an abortion and forced to carry a pregnancy to term that you either don't want or like physically materially cannot survive. anyways.

[waveoftheocean]

here's the full 2 page comic i did for @batfamilyzine ft. little richard sneaking away from a boring gala!! 🤸‍♂️