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BF never believed me when I told him that my cat and his dog like to snuggle when they sleep. I feel so vindicated as he watched in shock as my cat went into his dog’s pseudo den, curled up, and his dog’s only reaction was to put her paw over him and pull him closer.
Kiddos keep asking why bf isn’t really physically affectionate towards me when he’s awake but can’t sleep unless he’s wrapped around me. I honestly don’t know either, buds.
Due to us needing to put as much space as possible without fleeing the country between us and a abusive ex, I find myself living in a camper with my two partners, 3 kids, 4 dogs, and a cat. I’m learning a lot of things despite having lived with all of them for the 2 years prior to the move.
All the kids did not believe that corn was grown outside of Colorado and had their minds blown when we passed by fields of it in every state on the way to Maine
Our old golden retriever/st Bernard mix who we thought wasn’t going to do well in the camper due to health reasons is fucking thriving. He actually jumps onto the adults bed when there’s room when back at the old house he struggled with just moving from the living room to the foyer.
Cat is loving that his best friend, wolf dog, keeps booping Dalmatian on the head when he starts trying to chase cat.
Wolf dog has decided that due to cat’s litter box being a very thin piece of wood away from the den she’s made underneath the table that she gets to decide when it’s cleaned. She does so by dragging the cushions off the bench that we turned into the cat’s cubbyhole.
10 wants to cut his hair to look more like a boy because 14 keeps telling him he looks like a girl which not wrong but rude because I love 10’s hair
11 apparently struggles with object permanence. We’ve told her numerous times that bf works during the week and she still always asks where he is
Gf loves homeschooling the kids but refuses to entertain doing that for other people as a job
11 refuses to talk to 10 until lunch every day because he farted in his sleep
10 got it in his head that wasps are more aggressive in fall and I told him that. I told him they were more aggressive than bees.
14 stated he misses being able to gremlin whatever that means.
All kids are adamant that they’ve never seen the ocean. We are literally a 15min walk to the coast and have done it multiple times.
Gf doesn’t get why all three of us sharing a blanket is weird and somehow always manages to steal the bit of the blanket that bf and I had sex under recently.
Bf likes to steal both my pillow and my stuffed tiger if I’m out of bed for more than a minute. It’d be adorable if he just rolled over onto my pillow but he straight up takes my pillow, put it underneath his, then hugs Basil(like the actor, not the herb) to his chest and promptly falls asleep.
Dalmatian proved that he did figure out how to open the crate we built for him and open the camper door. He only wanted to go poop in the fire pit.
Gooblin is pretty sure she needs to tangle up her long lead leash around the camp chairs and try to yeet people out of them when they sit down.
Gf is learning that domestic duties are not my forte. I’m a ranch hand, I fix shit and herd livestock. Not cooking or cleaning.
We’re pretty sure the Dalmatian and golden Bernard are husbands while wolf dog and Gooblin are girlfriends. Cat just wants to hang out in the playpen or his cubbyhole.
you know I couldn't be a cowboy because I'd be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we'd be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he'd play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he'd finish and we'd both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I'd realize that maybe it wasn't the touch of a woman i'd been hankerin for
yeah I'll be honest I don't know wtf possessed me here
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies
at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes
FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS
AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT
DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER
FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe
1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)
1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)
½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.
^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent
WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!
Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.
Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.
Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.
Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)
Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.
I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.
I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one
FUUUUUUUCK THE SY-YSTEM
Also, there are very few general stain removers as good as using a little bit of dishwashing soap. It has to be a _soap_, though, like blue Dawn or Joy.
A good, cheap trick I know of for getting oil stains out is to rub them with chalk (yeah, plain white chalk) and let it sit – you will see the chalk soak up the oil if you check like a day later. Sometimes you have to repeat the treatment after you wash the chalk out, but it’s better than having to replace the clothing.
(Carbona brand specialty stain removers are very good for their specialties, fwiw, but for like 90% of stains a bottle of blue Dawn and a piece of chalk will do everything you need. Carbona has specialized ones for particular very difficult stains including wine, ink, and oil – the oil one is helpful when the chalk can’t work far enough into the weave of the fabric.)
Also! One cup of vinegar dumped right into the washing machine on top of your clothes helps them get cleaner, no matter what other products you’re using!
Do not use vinegar if you’re also using bleach though. You could create chlorine gas which is very dangerous if you breathe it.
In Peter Pan, Hook says this line:
“No little children love me.”
And Maria Tartar made this footnote on it in The Annotated Peter Pan :
“Pauline Chase, the American actress who played Peter Pan from 1906 to 1913 in New York, recounted children’s reactions to this line: “Stern voices in front have been heard calling out in reply, ‘Serves you right!’ but all are not so hard-hearted. I remember two mites being brought round, behind the scenes because they had something they wanted to say to Captain Hook, but awe fell upon them when he shook their hands (with his hook), and they could only stare at him, and say not a word. When he had gone, however, they looked very woeful, and kept repeating ‘We wanted to tell him, we wanted to tell him,’ and they explained to me that what they wanted to tell him was that they loved him.’”
I thought this was really cute.♡
This is an EXTREMELY blessed post! And accurate! When I first moved out I was so excited for my new place I slept on the floor and had my tv there and that was it. Loved it. You grow and you build and you gain and you lose. I lost that place and everything in it. Now I have a new place with new things and it’s very much home.
In the future, there is a small, quiet room that is just yours, where you are safe and you are free. In that room your shoulders will finally start to come down from around your ears. Nobody can come into that room unless you let them. In that clean quiet place, you will work and you will study. You will love and you will heal.
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Cat jumps on imam leading Ramadan prayers in Algeria
A live broadcast captured the moment a cat jumped on an imam, who was leading a nightly Ramadan prayer in Bordj Bou Arreridj, Algeria.
Imam Walid Mehsas was praying Taraweeh, a nightly prayer occurring every evening during the month of Ramadan, when the cat jumped on him and climbed on his shoulders.
i dont think you guys know how much this blew up in Arab/Muslim communities, its at a point now where people are drawing this man and its kinda like a wholesome meme
Man didn't even flinch, what a legend
internet cable line accidentally drilled through unknown buried woman
good going, now the internet is haunted.
Explains the state of things.
Obsessed with this title askfjdha
EN translation of the title from Italy: “Does the Covid 19 vaccine make you gay? You wish! Unfortunately, science does not work miracles.”
These are my favorite kind of people. Like there is clearly no other reason to be doing this than to give other people an Experience and a Story
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
These are so good.
Absolutely stellar.
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do you guys want to know one of the coolest things ever btw. i'm going to tell you either way i just like to give you the illusion of choice
when anteaters find an anthill they don't just stick their face in and slurp with reckless abandon. they leave behind enough ants to rebuild the ant society and also don't eat queens. they're not just hunting the ants they are essentially farming them. isn't that the coolest
if you reblog this post without my anteater fact i hate you. it's the most important part.
I need everybody who is unfamiliar with this show to know that these are the actual lines they said
yeah shep you have, this is the 24th playthrough
honestly? most bigotry against queer people is one of maybe three different arguments that gets recycled over and over again with different words substituted in each time. remind me, is it the lesbians or the trans women or the aro straight men predating on innocent cis women to use them for sex? is it the bisexuals or the pansexuals or the asexuals who are not gay enough and really just straight people who want to feel oppressed? same rhetoric, different targets
