Peter Parker Trash

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[hunybody]

those idiots had lightning in a bottle completely on accident with captain america and the winter soldier. they were doing wizard alchemy with no studying. they were turning rancid dog shit into gold and then it never happened again

[gaytonystark]

insp.

[vanwizard]

Family reunions be like

obscure relative:

me:

[marvelmom]

Marvel, I love you but…

As much as I am excited about a Black Widow movie, I’m kind of hoping for one that will show us how this guy

Turned into this guy

And then eventually this guy

Thank you

[songsaboutbuckyy]

🕪🕪YAS I HAVE TO KNOW, I NEED VISUALS AND DETAILS 🔊🔊

[winteredfall]

Infinity War is wild because people from all corners of the MCU fandom are just concerned about the different characters/relationships they care about, and no one cares about Thanos or the war

[theforce]

steve rogers is about to DIE and you want me to care about grape flavored joss whedon on steroids and his ugly bracelet? no ! 

[avengers-having-fun]

the avengers as tmmgttb

Steve: 

Tony: 

Natasha: 

Bruce: 

Clint:

Thor:

Sam: 

Wanda:

Pietro: 

Rhodey:

Vision: 

Peter:

Scott: 

T’Challa: 

Bucky: 

[the-flightoficarus-deactivated2]

I love this

[innerwreck]

[purr-cat-stination]

What I say: ilysm What I mean: I love you Spider-Man

[thomaholland]

tony: *sees peter running with something*

tony: let me see what you have

peter, excitedly: a knife!!!

tony: NOOOOOOO!!

happy, quietly in the background: oh my god why does he have a knife

[wjldsage]

who is more foolish?

[thorodinson]

best relationship in the mcu

[mamalazzer]

Too soon?

[suit-lady]

Tom Holland is a bitch

[teampeterparker]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: three days ago thomas stanley holland, a man who i USED to stan, tweeted "bye bye hair". harrison fucking responded to the tweet with an cheeky ass emoji. he knew that little shit he knew but he's holding out on us just like tom is. so tom's hair, the hair i love, the locks, the curls, the softness, is gone. next harrison is back at it again with instagram posts, this one with them riding horses but toms head is covered by a helmet. covered by a helmet. these boys, before we even truly knew it, were setting us up for cardiac arrest. so for three days we were left in the dark. then out of the blue we see tom with a hoodie covering his head strolling the streets in montreal with a laughing harrison beside him. we cannot see the hair. not one bit. THE LITTLE SHIT is specifically is pulling down his hood so we cannot see what he fucking did to his hair. AND THEN he posts another instagram story saying "guys it's not as bad as you think. i actually think it looks really good. i think you'll like it but i'm going to save it for an actual picture to show you." with harrison 'legit devil on the shoulder' osterfield smirking over his shoulder. these two boys are fucking teases and they know it. BUT IT DOESNT STOP THERE! Oh no. Tom then posts a photo on his instagram. throwback to my curls + tash. bitch, we all know you cut your hair. STOP TEASING US FOR FUCKS SAKE. we should've seen this coming. we should've listened to anthony mackie, he knew and we all should've listened. tom is a little asshole. so is harrison. i hate him. i hate them both. they can both CHOKE!

[officialspiderman]

y’all ever see someone so beautiful (tom holland) that you cant even begin to process their (tom holland’s) beauty… and you just sit there staring at them (tom holland) because you cant even believe god created such a beautiful person (tom holland) and made it so you two could exist at the same time? cause i do

[starbucky]

“I said I can’t move without a wind machine.” - Sebastian Stan

[sdfsd32435-deactivated20180128]

we are bucky stans first and human beings second