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@teapotbot
Just dropping by to remind everyone I switched blogs and can now be found OVER HERE
And also to let y'all know that if you haven't followed the new blog yet you're totally missing out on a chance to win a multi-coloured mini-Cthulhu softie, cos I'm making one and picking a random follower to send it to when it's done
USER ALERT
I know I said I WASN'T switching blogs for good and yattayattayatta, but I've got really attached to my new blog so I WILL be moving there permanently. If you'd like to keep on with me please follow my new blog at URL appleteani
I'm not deleting this blog, I've too many memories here and too many inbox messages I'd rather not lose, but I will NOT be posting here anymore. Teapotbot will simply be a dust gathering archive for me from here out.
Hope to see many of you over the new blog!
XO
Jax
sorry for replying in 0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha
I want to be an actor and I want to be a singer and I want to be an animator and I want to be a programmer and I want to be an author and I want to be a video game designer and I want to be a director and I want to be a photographer and I want to be an editor and I want to draw comic books and I want to be a composer and I want to be all of them at the same time but I can’t
i’m already many of the things i want to be, so believe me, you actually can.
I can stop filling out job applications now. My phone finally bit it for real. YAY! NOT
Okay, who wants to donate to the “Jax Needs a New [to him] Phone to Get a Job and Get the FUCK Outta Michigan” Fund?
Reblogging to my main blog because, no really, I need a phone because no one is going to take me serious so I can get a fucking job if I don't have a phone for them to contact me, HELP ME
HI-HO KIDDOS
So I'm kind of going stark raving MAD not having Tumblr to sit on most of my day because I'm avoiding all Teen Wolf spoilers until I can figure out a way to watch the new episode (and the new seaaon period) since I'm low man on the totempole and don't get a say in what we watch on the TV so I'm not allowed to watch Teen Wolf because no one else wants to because it's "retarded" and it's on at the same time as the news SO! I went and made myself a secondary blog so I can keep up with my non-Teen Wolf peeps and all my peep can keep up with me. Sorry but I won't be following anyone who posts Teen Wolf on it, that would defeat it's purpose, but if you want to follow it to keep up with me you're more than welcome to. I'll still talk to you, just not about anything from new TW episodes. The URL is AppleTEAni [Ahah... I am HILARIOUS] So follow as you wish. I'll be slowly working on following most of you, but it will take me a bit since right this moment I'm on mobile. I'm not abandoning this blog, by any means, just going to great lengths to avoid spoilers. Hopefully I can figure out a viewing situation and be able to be on my main blog regularly again soon!
Quick return from my "I haven't gotten to see the new Teen Wolf yet, fuck you and your spoilers" hiatus to say....
Life is really boring without Tumblr to sit and mindlessly scroll through
Back to my hiatus now
edit: Also, for those who care, my phone is turned off right now, boo no texting President Bralonde all day
Eh, absconding early.
Gonna crawl in bed and attempt to write either Mass Effect BS or Asgard BS, whichever I feel like when I get situated
Night kiddos
no keggers or arson
"sir you can not get a restraining order against spiders"
I'm not allowed to watch the new Teen Wolf because it's on at the same time as the news
So come 10 o'clock I'll be absconding from Tumblr until I get to see the new episode because I AM HAVING NONE OF Y'ALL AND YOUR SPOILERS
I'm just going to go literally lose my fucking mind instead
It's -8 and feels like -30 here in Flint
According to TWC we've now hit a record low
fuck this, someone come rescue me NOW
Oops I Asgardian'd.... and headcanoned Lady Sif up a wife
Fel, Asgardian, daughter of Fell [he's some kind of Mountain God or something IDFK OKAY, I just liked the name and it's meaning so I bullshitted a reason to use a female variation of it]
She's 4'11", about a head shorter than Sif is [based on movie!Sif being 5'9"]. Has soft caring hazel eyes that has just this tiny sparkle of mischief in them. Long, long hair that's that day-old kind of soft curls and lush red-brown (kinda like the wet bark of a redwood?), and she's got just a handful of light freckles on her face. She's soft spoken, but she can bellow louder than Thor when called for, and she has a spitfire temper when she gets riled.
She wears these soft flowy pastel coloured dresses with that sheer overlay and she's NEVER got sandals on if she can help it. She has a pair of very soft, light brown sandals Sif got her for when she absolutely HAS to wear them. She doesn't care for fancy hairdos so she lets her hair flow free or with just a simple wide ribbon tying it back from her face. She likes to work in the garden and picks all her best blooms for the Goddess Freya, and she keeps a vegetable patch with fruit trees bordering it.
Fel takes care of the house, because she likes keeping a nice home for her wife. She cleans and dresses Sif's wounds when she comes home dirty and tired and too sore to climb in a proper bath. She just calmly gets a basin of hot water and a clean cloth and patiently, methodically, and as gently as she can sits beside or at the feet of her warrior love and wipes away the dirt, grime, and gore from her skin. She always starts with her face, the sooner to kiss her in welcome, then her neck, clavicles. Her arms and torso. Slowly, and with a lot of wringing out the cloth and changing the water because it's got filthy or too cold. And she always pays extra care to Sif's fingers and toes, making sure to clean each one. And she just as gently dries and rubs powder into her skin and puts salve and dressings on all the cuts and scrapes and gouges she uncovers. The she pokes Sif into leaning back to wash the muck from her hair before half-carrying her to bed where they just lay close, their fingers loosely twined, under all the extra blankets in the house so Sif is warm enough through the night. And Fel's just grateful Sif is home safe. Maybe not all in one piece. But she's alive and she came home and they're together again. That's all that matters.
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Were you still gonna share you Asgardian character, or did you decide against it?
I can! I just got busy and forgot and I didn't know if anyone wanted to see her.
Gimmie a minute to c&p stuff from my fb spam with Jay and clean stuff up and I'll post her.
Goodbye Kaidan. And Kirrahea. Aahhhh
Captain Kirrahe is pretty much the best Salarian soldier there is
And he dies
It sucks
he can live tho
I know. But he doesn’t when you’re doing a SUPER speed “Shepard fucks ALL the things up” runthrough
i’d hate to fuck up ALL the things
Sometimes you just gotta to keep balance in your life.
My Shepard line up is:
'perfect badass soldier [with a soft spot for Grunt BECAUSE HE IS HER FUCKING BABY DON'T EVEN TRY TO SAY OTHERWISE]', Jes
Biggest dickhole in the universe and beyond, fuck you I do what I want, full-Renegade, Ibanez [he likes Grunt because they get to be kind of creepy sort of bloodthirsty ass-kicking bros]
"perfect" Paragon, Apollo [if you come between him and Ash he will stab you]
"If the regs get in my way FUCK THE REGS", Artemis [she's Apollo's twin, SHUTUP IT TOTALLY WORKS] [she's totally gone on Kaidan]
fuckin' round for shit's and giggles, Greg [his full name is like Gregorius or Gregorios, idr which spelling, I just call him Greg]
"Netural at all costs" Liaramancer, Canix
Ibanez and Jes are my male and female mains, Jes was my very first Shepard and I do everything in my power to keep her strictly-by-the-book because that's just who she is. She's a born and bred military brat and she believes in the Alliance with everything she has....she also has a thing for Garrus but I can't bring myself to break up him and Tali's thing because CUTE
I still need to make a "fucks up ALL the things" Shepard, because I feel like if I don't have ONE Shepard that just royally screws the mission my Mass Effect life is lopsided. But IDK if I want to make them male or female.
