the teapot dome scandal

i was scared of pretty girls & starting conversations. 

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life

[therealraewest]

It high-key sounds like you stumbled in halfway through a comedy about a dude who’s friend got magicked into a baby

[errorschacha]

The tendency to blame women and excuse men is present everywhere, in all political spaces, in workplaces, in families. The behavior is so ubiquitous that it must be ingrained, and so deeply that any and all reasoning on its behalf must be post-hoc. People do it because they’ve been trained to since infancy. The near infinite variety of rationales provided—tailored to whatever beliefs or circumstances happen to be present—are a thorough corroboration of that.

[theoptia]

Marian Engel, from Notebooks: "Ah, Mon Cahier, čoute"

Text ID: The moon / Rose from the sea like Aphrodite

[podcastwizard]

one thing about me is that if a friend of mine came to me frantically explaining that they were trapped in a time loop i would believe it no questions asked i've been waiting to be the quirky supporting character in a time loop plot my whole life i will do whatever to break that curse up to and including falling in love

[lawschoolruinedme]

[iiwaken]

day in the life of bunny ✿ print available here 

[gothicprep]

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

[globalju-deactivated20230322]

“US anti-choice legislators have long used foreign aid as a weapon to dictate abortion policy abroad for years. Trump’s Global Gag Rule is a dangerous extension of US policy that for decades has violated the rights of women and girls around the world,” said Akila Radhakrishnan, Vice-President and Legal Director of the Global Justice Center.

[ppaction]

Trump Reinstated the Global Gag Rule. Cecile Richards Explains What That Means:

[heavensickness]

January moodboard before it ends

[metamorphesque]

— Tennessee Williams, Notebooks

[thebootydiaries]

Police: *banging on door* police!! Open up!

Dunkin’ Donuts Manager: I’m sorry sir we don’t open until 5

[feuillesmortes]

— Ocean Vuong, “Untitled (Blue, Green, and Brown): oil on canvas: Mark Rothko: 1952”; Night Sky with Exit Wounds (2016)

[Text ID: “Maybe we pray on our knees because god only listens when we’re this close to the devil.”]

[universallovebot]

love is stored in the kitchen

perhaps the world ends here - joy harjo // the world unseen (2007) - dir. shamim sarif // text post - @jacebeleren​ // daidai’s kitchen - @pakchoys​ // text post - @bicarusgf​ // in the kitchen - helena janecic // letter to donald windham - tennessee williams // お仕事  - @tomokohara​ // summer kitchen - donald hall // perhaps the world ends here - joy harjo

[ambers-luvr]

"this reminded me of you" okay and you remind me of my future spouse, let's get married

[zapruderfilms]

unsentimental

[redlipstickresurrected]

Tjungkara Ken (Aboriginal-Australian, b. 1969, Amata, South Australia) - Seven Sisters 249-21, 2021, Paintings: Acrylic on Linen