in which a famous singer accidentally hard launches her boyfriend via her phone's lockscreen except she doesn't even know him and got his photo from pinterest.
pairing: lando norris x singer!reader
tags: smau, fluff, crack?
note: it's been a while since i've written so thanks a lot f1 from waking me from my tumblr hibernation...
ynupdates just posted a photo!
liked by f1updates, ynfan1 and 502,325 others...
ynupdates in a latest vlog, yn's phone screen was briefly exposed, revealing what appeared to be a man's eyes as her lockscreen. fans are still unsure whether it was an accidental hard launch and, more importantly, whose eyes they belong to.
ynfan1: yall damn well know thats her bf
⤷ ynfan2: NOOOOOOOOO
ynfan3: NOT HER HARD LAUNCHING ACCIDENTALLY????
⤷ ynfan1: we all know how nonchalant she is abt this stuff
ynfan4: THAT SHOULDVE BEEN MEEEEEE
ynfan5: ok but who is that and why does he have pretty eyes 🚬🚬🚬
user1: you guys hear me out... it looks like harry styles...
⤷ ynfan3: ISNT HE A BIT TOO OLD FOR HER?????
⤷ user2: and that isnt new with celebrities
⤷ user1: drag him
user3: it looks like hero fiennes? isn't he the leading man in that movie she sang the ost for?
⤷ ynfan6: stop speculating things!!!!!
⤷ user3: we're all here to speculate 🤓👍
f1fan1: ok now am i tripping or is that lando norris
⤷ f1fan2: RIGHT IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
⤷ f1fan3: so im not being delusional right????
⤷ ynfan2: who now?
⤷ f1fan1: lando norris current f1 world champion
ynfan7: i think i’m more concerned that she’s using military time…
ynupdates just posted a reel!
clip: in yn's latest interview, she's asked about the 'mystery man' on her lockscreen. she throws her head back laughing before shaking her head and answering, "it's seriously just some guy i found on pinterest. it was just a really really picture of a dude with pretty eyes and i saved it."
liked by charles_leclerc, georgerussell63, and 432,108 others…
ynfan1: she's so weird 😭😭😭😭
ynfan2: can’t she be normal for once and just use one of the default wallpapers 😭
ynfan3: she dgaf that’s NOT her boyfriend
f1fan1: ok but im sure that’s lando norris though
⤷ f1fan2: pretty sure too, i think i saw that exact photo on pinterest LMAO
f1fan3: some drivers are in the likes HELPPPPP
liked by charles_leclerc, kimi_antonelli, and 974,390 others…
yn proof of my pinterest search… let me save pretty boy eyes photos on my phone in peace!
ynfan1: baby cmon now 😭😭😭😭😭
ynfan2: NOT HER POSTING THE SCREENSHOT OF HER SEARCH HISTORY
⤷ ynfan3: AND THE ACTUAL PHOTO????
ynfan4: everyday i pray for her pr team’s mental stability
⤷ user1: i just know she’s an actual nightmare
⤷ ynfan4: ok ntm on my girl
f1fan1: THATS LITERALLY LANDO NORRIS
f1fan2: dont worry girl i also have lando as my lockscreen
f1fan3: do you even know who he is?
⤷ yn: race car guy
⤷ f1fan3: which one?
⤷ yn: … the fast one?
⤷ ynfan5: YN MY LOVE YOU DONT HAVE TO REPLY 😭😭😭
ynfan1: oh baby 😭😭😭😭😭
ynfan2: this is so sarcastic i cant do this 😭
ynfan3: did your manager make you do this
manager: AT LEAST MAKE IT LOOK BELIEVABLE??????
hater1: oh wow no effort at all
lando: i can feel the sincerity, thank you
ynupdates just posted a reel! • posted 1w ago!
clip: in yn's latest interview, she's asked about the 'mystery man' on her lockscreen. she throws her head back laughing before shaking her head and answering, "it's seriously just some guy i found on pinterest. it was just a really really picture of a dude with pretty eyes and i saved it."
liked by lando, max_verstappen1, and 542,898 others…
f1fan3: some drivers are in the likes HELPPPPP
lando: here @/yn
⤷ ynfan1: UH HELLO?????
⤷ ynfan2: WHY IS HE TAGGING HER
⤷ f1fan1: NOT HIM TAGGING HER ARE THEY TALKING?
⤷ f1fan2: im crying why is he bumping a post from last week
⤷ ynfan3: I BET THEYRE TALKING RN
⤷ yn: this is ai generated content
⤷ yn: don't support this unlik e this
⤷ yn: SAVE WATER
liked by lando, mclarenf1, and 791,213 others...
yn i wasn't wrong, he was the fast one
ynfan1: NOW HOLD ON
ynfan2: hello??????
ynfan3: HOW COME WE DIDNT GET ANY UPDATES ON THIS
⤷ ynupdates: GIRL IM AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE
f1fan1: the first time she watches, lando gets his first win of the season
⤷ f1fan2: LANDO DONT FUMBLE
⤷ ynfan4: they're probably just friends don't speculate????
⤷ f1fan2: LANDO DONT FUMBLE !!!!!!
mclarenf1: looking forward to seeing you again in our garage!
⤷ yn: awww that's too sweet!
ynfan5: did you enjoy, @/yn?
⤷ yn: i did actually!
f1fan3: thank you for blessing us with that lando pic......
⤷ f1fan4: no fr he looks so yummy ❤︎ liked by creator
⤷ ynfan6: SHE LIKED THAT?????
lando: you should come watch often
⤷ yn: ?
⤷ lando: i like winning
lando just posted a photo!
liked by yn, maxfewtrell and 801,411 others...
lando HUNGARY BABY P1 BABYYYYY
f1fan1: oh wow he just hard launched her
⤷ ynfan1: she posted him too its natural????
⤷ f1fan2: trust me i know this man, he hasn't posted anyone else on his dump since his ex
f1fan3: lando and his lucky charm? ❤︎ liked by creator
f1fan4: she's so pretty actually
⤷ ynfan2: SHE IS PERIOD
mclarenf1: when are we seeing our girl again?
⤷ lando: your girl?
⤷ maxfewtrell: mate...
yn: HUNGARY BABY P1 BABYYYYY
⤷ f1fan5: she matches his energy!!!!
⤷ lando: YES BABYYYYY
⤷ yn: NICE ONE BABYYYYYY
⤷ lando: THANK YOU BABYYYYY
⤷ ynfan3: ok r they flirting now??
ynupdates posted a photo!
liked by kimi_antonelli, max_verstappen1, and 521,304 others...
ynupdates yn is spotted with f1 and mclaren driver lando norris in monaco kissing after walking out of a restaurant. it's been 3 weeks since yn started coming to f1 races as lando's vip guest but was never seen with him outside of the paddock until now.
f1fan1: i mean are we surpised?
⤷ ynfan1: she's literally been in every race since hungary
f1fan2: i'm giving it 3 months
⤷ ynfan2: i hope you also give yourself some time to touch grass
ynfan3: quick guys pretend to be surprised!
f1fan3: it was only a matter of time
liked by yn, max_verstappen1, georgerussell63 and 1,240,958 others...
lando i mean its only fair
f1fan1: HARD LAUNCH
ynfan1: you know what... i approve that photo
⤷ lando: thank you
⤷ ynfan1: take care of my girl! ❤︎ liked by creator
f1fan2: NOOOO IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME
⤷ ynfan2: who are you again
f1fan3: bro looks so happy
maxfewtrell: whipped
⤷ lando: mate, have you seen my girl?
⤷ ynfan3: CORRECT ANSWER
⤷ ynfan4: good job yn, i approve of him ❤︎ liked by creator
yn: good photo
⤷ lando: that's my girlfriend :))))))))))
⤷ f1fan4: simp
⤷ ynfan5: if i was dating yn i'd be adding :)))))))))) to all my texts too
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