Untitled

[tearval]

Master List

RWBYtech Concept Shenanigans I / II / III

[arc-misadventures]

MFK Jaune but instead of Kill its Enslave: High Elf Winter, Dark Elf Cinder & Wood Elf Pyrrha

Jaune: MFE

Nora: Hey, Jaune?

Jaune: Yes?

Nora: Wanna play a game?

Jaune: No... The last time I played one of your dwarf games I broke three ribs.

Nora: Nononono! We won't be playing such games! The others said they would punish me again of I did...

Jaune: Oh, that's good. Okay, what is this game?

Nora: MFE! It's like, MFK, but instead of killing someone you enslave them!

Jaune: Enslave?! Nora, I am a holy paladin of the, Rusted Knight Order1 You know how I feel about slavery! We have gone out of our way many times to kill slavers! Do you think I would allow such a thing, let along play a game with such a thing?!

Nora: Relax, relax, relax! You're not actually going to do such a thing! You're just saying of the three woman I give you, which one would you do it to.

Jaune: The hell is the difference?!

Nora: Okay, just think about it as kinky roleplay, no slave markings, and things like that, okay?

Jaune: Grrrrr! Fine! We'll play your stupid little game, if only to get you to shut up.

Nora: Awesome! Okay, your choices are! Our wood elf friend, Pyrrha Nikos!

Pyrrha: M-M-Me?!

Nora: Our lofty queen, the high elf, Winter Schnee!

Winter: I am considered a form of royalty among the elves, Nora.

Nora: And, our mysterious dark elf of the party, Cinder Fall.

Cinder: MFE? Hmmm... This should be fun~!

Jaune: Elf's? You want me to play a game where I have to 'enslave' one of the players, and they happen to be an elf?!

Nora: Ya!

Jaune: Nora?! Do you have any idea how many slave rings I've broken up that didn't have at least one elf slave in it! I immediately assume that an elf is a slave of some sort if she has any brandings, and chains on her!

Cinder: Ohhh! So that's why he was so worried about me when we first met. I thought it was because I was a dark elf.

Winter: It is nice to see that he cares so much about us. In his own strange way,

Pyrrha: I think it's nice that he cares about us so much even if it's a little strange.

Nora: Yeah, so?

Jaune: WE are going to have some serious words after this, Nora...

Nora: Okay...

Jaune: I'm gonna do the 'enslave' part first to get it out of the way. So I will 'enslave...'

Jaune: Cinder...

Cinder: Oh? Can I ask why?

Jaune: Do I have to...?

Cinder: Please?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Haa... Considering you're a dark elf, and you have a habit of tying people up in various ways, and quite quickly at that! I thought you would be the least upset at being... enslaved.

Cinder: Upset about being enslaved? Well, if I was enslaved by someone like that Cardin, or Mercury fellow's we arrested the other day. I would have been quite... furious. But, if it was you, Jaune~? If it was you who enslaved me... Well, I think I would quite enjoy it, Master~!

Jaune: Y-You would?!

Cinder: You, binding my hands, wrapping a collar around my neck, dragging me through the streets for all to see that you own me. And, to see that all I was wearing was some rags that barely covered my body. You taking your searing hot rode, and reshaping my body to perfectly fit around you? Oh, I would quite enjoy that, Master~!

Pyrrha: I would like that too!

Jaune: You would?!

Pyrrha: I would worship the ground you walk on, Master! I would be your foot stool to rest your feet upon! I would allow you to take your frustrations of dealing with, Nora's antics upon my body as a badge of honour! I will beg to receive your disciplinary touch, and allow me to use my body as your personal toy to relive your bodies stress! I am yours to us as you please, Master!

Jaune: W-W-What?! Winter! Help me!

Winter: Help you? You think I would dare help you enslave my country men! You think I would help you hold them down, to strip their bodies bare, to hold them in place as you forcefully penetrate their cores, and desecrate their chastity! To help you prepare their bodies as your brand them with your mark. Only for you to take me, bed me, fill me with your declivous, heavenly seed, to raise you child~!

Winter: Ahhh~!

Winter: No! I wouldn't like that at all!

Jaune: What the fuck?!

Nora: Ladies, ladies! Come down, you're scaring our darling paladin.

Pyrrha: I'm sorry!

Cinder: I'm sorry, I just wanted you to understand I was okay with you enslaving me.

Winter: My apologies, I let my... bodily desires get the better of me.

Jaune: What the hell?

Nora: You see here, Jaune. These find elven ladies each are in love with you, and all have a slave kink that the will only have with you, Jaune as their master~!

Jaune: She's kidding, right guys?

Cinder: Oh, I am completely head over heals for you, Jaune. And, the thought of being your slave sounds... oh so intoxicating~!

Pyrrha: I've loved you since I first met you, Jaune! It doesn't matter where, or what we do, so long as we do it together.

Winter: Your reaction to dealing with my father's behaviors. Made me understand what actual affection, and love was like. And, I want to continue experiencing that love with you.

Jaune: You, you guys really feel that way..?

Pyrrha: Yes!

Winter: Of course!

Cinder: Always~!

Jaune: Guys...

Nora: So that's how you're going to do things fearless leader?

Jaune: What am I going to do, Nora?

Nora: You're going to marry all three of these beautiful elven woman, and you're going to enact their enslavement fantasies when you fuck them! That's how it's going to happen, right ladies?

Jaune: I should do all of that?!

Pyrrha: Marrying, Jaune~?!

Cinder: Mrs Cinder Fall Arc~? Oh now that sounds lovely~!

Winter: Marrying the man I love, and pissing off my father in the process; What better gift could I ask for? What do you say, Jaune~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Well... I wouldn't really mind it... if it was you three.

Pyrrha: YES!

Winter: That's wonderful!

Cinder: Then let's consummate the marriage at once then!

WP: Yes!

Jaune: What?

Cinder: Let's go ladies!

Jaune: Whoa hey?! Nora?! Nora help me!

Nora: Wait!

Jaune: Ahh! I'm saved!

Nora: My payment?

Jaune: Payment?

Winter: Here you go, as we agreed upon: One bottle of sacred elven tree syrup for your help.

Nora: I thank you for you business. Have a nice day.

Winter: Oh, we will~!

Jaune: What?! You sold me out for a bottle of syrup?! You traitor!

Jaune:

Traitor!!!

[tearval]

@arc-misadventures2 I have this one saved good sir

[tearval]

How they Met Ruby and Yang Pt.1

After Jaune left home with his crew he'd done a few odd jobs here and there, enough to cut his teeth in proper combat scenarios. So why was he in his CN9-A standing outside a decent sized farming community on short notice? Well he wasn't going to just let them fall victim to Pirates, not when he could intervene. He was promised reinforcements but the people admitted it wasn't a guarantee.

Jaune quickly noticed the pirate's scouts and with a few well placed shots disabled them wasting little ammo.

Not allowing himself to get a big head, Jaune kept his eyes on his sensors, noticing that he'd gotten someone's attention as he registered two mechs in the light weight range moving in next.

After and admittedly annoying fight, Jaune brought his Centurion's foot down on the pirate Locust, having destroyed it's companion earlier. While his mech was still in decent condition, the pair had done a number on the armor, namely it's left leg.

Before he could get his bearings, Jaune was shaken in the cockpit as a several missiles slammed into his mech.

After stabilizing, Jaune turned his mech to where the fire came from, his eyes fell on one of the worse things he could've encountered. Lumbering towards him was a Corsair, the mech's LRM launcher shutting to reload.

Jaune: "Oh f**k me.....

-----------------------------

Inspiration has struck again

[cj-kenobi]

a wild otter-wan has appeared!

do you:

- fight! - give him a little pat!

[worm-strung-string]

The Velcro Darksaber is hilarious. Senses evil must SMITE. But an even more interesting Kyber in my opinion is a Permafrost crystal. Such kyber can ONLY be found on Hoth and when used in a lightsaber and attuned to a force sensitive it can only be used in lightsabers made by that individual, refusing to ignite for anyone else.

Also the blade has a freezing effect so cold damage compared to other lightsabers.

“I feel, General, you aren’t digging your weight in this. It’s a crystal! You guys love crystals”

“I’m cold and want to leave”

“Don’t the littlest of jedi get thrown into an ice cave? Same thing”

“For someone who took me from the Jedi you sure like to do jedi things”

“Shut up and get in the pit”

Maybe this can be Alpha-17’s ilum trip

[tearval]

This is something he'd do. I mean one ice planet with fancy Jedi rocks is just as good as another right? And as a bonus less Jedi here. Much angrier wildlife with the wampas tho.

And knowing Obi-Wans luck they'd stumble upon something of Lord Hoth's also.

[tearval]

Shenanigans Pt 3

After a somewhat taxing mission involving a minor noble Jaune plopped down onto a couch in the ship's lounge for a movie only to be met with a rather exotic sight as the lights dimmed*

Jaune: *Currently sitting slack jaw at the sight of Blake and Pyrrha wearing nothing more than star league era cooling vests, a set of bikini bottoms, and glow in the dark paint stepped into the Lounge*

Blake: *Wearing a predatory grin* "Looks like Nyaster is speechless~"

Pyrrha: *who is attempting to act seductive but is failing successfully due to her being a Clanner, unable to form words from embarrassment*

Jaune: "Mercy?" *He begged as the pair descended on him*

*Short while later outside the Ship's infirmary*

Yang: "Sorry girls, I think ya'll were a bit much for Jaune." *She chuckled at Blake and Pyrrha, both quite nervous for putting their CO in the infirmary.* "He's bounced back from worse trust me."

*Elsewhere in Weiss's room*

Weiss: *Going through her 'modest' wardrobe.* "Stupid feline harlot..... stupid periphery perfectionist.....take my prince."

*In Rin and Nora's room*

Nora: "So you're not upset Kitty and Pyrrha hurtJaune-Jaune?"

Rin: "No Nora I'm not upset at that." *She exhaled far too calmly as he took out a rather revealing kimono*

*In the Mechbay*

Ruby: *Oblivious to what's going on as she is working on her mech*

[tearval]

Shenanigans Pt 2

JPWY on patrol searching for some Pirates. *An unknown voice comes in over the open comms* M_Mystery Voice: "Hey Arc, Haven't seen you since Mantharaka." *Soft chuckle* "Don't worry I'm not after you today just thought I'd give you a heads up. A certain spider is about and we both know she's not as forgiving as I am." *Communication line is cut.*

Pyrrha: "Jaune who was that?" Weiss: "And what did they mean by a certain spider?" Yang: *Cackling like a madwoman* "Oh oh that's right you never told them HOW or WHERE you got that fancy unknown mech." Jaune: "NOT THE TIME YANG.......But regardless, we NEED to get back to the Leopard **PPC blast barely misses Jaune's cockpit** NOW! SHE RARELY MISSES A SECOND TIME!" *A black painted Timberwolf stomps into view.* F_Mystery Voice: "I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN COMERADES ARC AND I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!

[tearval]

Shenanigans Pt 1.

Jaune sitting in a 'lawn chair' sipping a drink with the others

Yang walks up with a concerned expression: "Does anyone know where Ruby is? Haven't seen her since we hit planetside over an hour ago." Jaune sets his drink down and turns to Yang. "She wanted to test one of the new mechs we picked up." Jaune and Yang look out to the open plain as a Red Fire Moth sped by the group before tripping and eating the ground at 216kph/134mph, legs flailing in the air as it landed in a just deep enough ditch. Ruby over comms: I'm okay!

---------------- No I do not have an irrational hatred of Fire Moths/Dashers from when Shadow of Kerensky DLC dropped and I had to deal with endless hordes of them. JUST STAY STILL SO I CAN KILL YOU!

[tearval]

RWBYTech Au (Concept idea)

Inspired by @arc-misadventures2's many works

Jaune: *Currently conversing with his mother on far off Ansel.* Fine we're between contracts right now so I'll come home..... And well don't judge?" *He winced in embarrassment as he listed off his small company much to his mother's pleasure.* Jaune: Scion of House Arc in the Federated Suns, now Federated Commonwealth. Took his grandfather's Mech and the family's Argo class Dropship to become a mercenary rather than sit comfortably at home. Nora: Born on a border world between the FRR and Combine, a series of events would lead her to becoming the friend/bodyguard of Lady Lie Rin. (As a child, Nora would accidently thwart an attempted kidnapping of Rin) Joined Jaune when Rin did. Pyrrha: A Trueborn warrior of Clan Wolf, she found herself a bondswoman of Jaune when he defeated her in a duel during a fight over a small supply depot. totally isn't confused by her attraction to Jaune Rin: From a minor Noble house in the Combine, Rin would find herself joining Jaune's mercenary group after years of traveling with Nora Ruby: A homegrown mechanic and mechwarrior from the world of Patch. One of Jaune's first companions after he helped her and Yang defeat a pirate raid on their small farming community. "Ruby STOP OVERCLOCKING THE ENGINES!"- Jaune Weiss: While the Schnee hold a lofty position in the Lyran half of the FedCom and the Lyran Commonwealth before, Weiss detested her father and in a blatant act of rebellion, joined Jaune and his mercenary group. At first she disliked Rin and Nora while tolerating Ruby and Yang before slowly warming up to them. Blake: Born in the Magistracy, Blake had a hard early life after she was separated from her parents due to a pirate raid. Joined Jaune after he raided the base of the pirates who attacked Patch. "NO Yang I won't call Jaune Nyaster! ...... unless he wants me to......" Yang: Joined Jaune the same time Ruby did. Dislikes Pirates for taking away her birthmother but at the same time she is grateful for Summer and Ruby. Totally isn't attempting to 'corrupt' Pyrrha by teasing her over Jaune

Just a little idea I had. Plenty of shenanigans to be had. Almost considered making Weiss, Rin and Nora Clanners like Pyrrha. And was tempted to have Ruby and Yang be from the Concordat but well >.> that was shot down immediately.

[tearval]

What Battlemechs would RWBY and JNPR pilot thought experiment

(Only doing IS mechs for this one) Ruby: Nightstar or Hollander (Boom headshot) Weiss: Orion or Battlemaster(couldn't think of anything better >.<) Blake: Phoenix Hawk(4L or 5L for stealth) Yang: Charger(3K) Jaune: Black Knight(BL-9 cause it has a sword) Nora: Zeus(Cause the Thor is a clan mech) Pyrrha: Centurion or Spartan Ren: Archer and as a joke Ozpin: Mackie MSK-6S. If anyone has better choices please do share.

[arc-misadventures2]

A Plan Years in the Making

Kali: ...

Juniper: ...

Kali: Hello Juniper...

Juniper: Hello Kali...

Kali: You've gotten fat... again...

Juniper: Seems like you've ballooned up yourself.

Juniper: So... how far are you along...?

Kali: Four months. You?

Juniper: Five months.

Kali: You're winning so it seems... now on to the main question. What is it?

Juniper: A boy. After seven tries, we finally had a boy. What about you?

Kali: Congratulations. As for me, I am having a girl.

Juniper: Congratulations. Well then... with this new found knowledge... shall we enact our plan?

Kali: Yes.

JK: The plan to create blonde hair grandbabies it a go!

~~~

Age 4

~~~

Juniper: Jaune this is Kali's daughter Blake. Say 'hi' Jaune.

Jaune: H-Hi...

Kali: Say hi back Blake.

Blake: Hi...

Juniper: Why don't you two go out, and play for a bit, okay?

Jaune: Okay... Come on Blaky! Let's go play!

Blake: Okay!

Kali: Fufufu~! The seeds have been planted~!

Juniper: And, now we wait, and make sure they bloom~!

Kali: Oh, the fun is about to begin~!

~~~

Age 6

~~~

Blake: You stink!

Jaune: What?

Blake: You are stinky!

Jaune: What, do I'm not! I had a bath!

Blake: You are a stinky, stinky human!

Jaune: What?!

Juniper: Oh no... they're fighting again...

Kali: Hmm... I'm not so sure.

Juniper: What? Blake's calling Jaune 'stinky.' Isn't that standard child bickering?

Kali: Maybe, but among faunas calling someone stinky is often because they either smell bad, or.. they smell nice.

Juniper: Jaune smells nice?

Kali: To Blake in a certain manner.

Juniper: What kind of manner?

Kali: Don't worry Juni. You'll find out one day.

Juniper: Okay then.

~~~

Age 9

~~~

Jaune: You're joining the White Fang?! They're a bunch of terrorists?!

Blake: No! They're a bunch of freedom fighters, fighting for faunas rights!

Jaune: By blowing up a building, that wouldn't serve faunas?!

Blake: We need to make our plights known to the people of the world!

Jaune: By blowing them up?!

Blake: Of course you wouldn't understand... You stinky human...

Jaune: Wait, what did you call me?!

Blake: I knew I could never make friends with a human... Goodbye Jaune...

Jaune: No wait! Blake! Black come back!

Juniper: Oh shit...

Kali: Well this put a damper on our plans...

Juniper: A 'damper?' Blake may have just torpedoed the whole plan!

Kali: It's not over yet! Blake called Jaune a stinky human again, she may be angry with Jaune, but she still likes him! It's not over yet!

Juniper: Wait, calling Jaune a 'stinky human' was Blake doing the childish thing of a boy being mean to his crush?

Kali: Well yes. Yes she is.

Juniper: Hu...

~~~

Age 15

~~~

Kali: 'Juniper bad news!'

Juniper: 'What is it Kali?'

Kali: 'Blake has a boyfriend!'

Juniper: 'What?! Who?!'

Kali: 'A terrorist in the White Fang! This crazy bull faunas named Adam!'

Juniper: 'Dammit!'

Juniper: 'I knew she would fall for those 'bad boys.' But, a terrorist?!'

Juniper: 'Our plans are unraveling apart at the seams!'

Kali: 'Adam is on the more radical side of the White Fang, but Blake is more on the peaceful side. So, there is a chance she still likes Jaune, and this is all a teen romance type of thing.'

Kali: 'It won't last long.'

Juniper: 'Won't last long?'

Juniper: 'People think Romeo, and Juliet was a teen romance.'

Juniper: 'It's called a, The greatest tragedy ever told for a reason.'

Kali: 'Romeo, and Juliet is a tragedy?'

Juniper: 'They both commit suicide because they fell in love too fast?!'

Kali: 'Oh.'

~~~

Age 17

~~~

Juniper: 'Kali look at what Jaune sent me!'

Kali: 'Is that Jaune, and Blake?!'

Juniper: 'They reunited at Beacon!'

Kali: 'Look at that shoulder hug. They're so cute!'

Kali: 'Is that a blush I see~?'

Juniper: 'I think our fears over that Adam fellow were over exaggerated.'

Kali: 'No Romeo, and Juliet then.'

Juniper: 'High school, teen romance anyone~?'

Kali: 'I'll take one please~!'

Juniper: 'Things are back on schedule!'

~~~

Age 18

~~~

Kali: 'Well, Blake came home with a blond boy.'

Juniper: 'What?! I wanted Jaune to bring Blake to my place first.'

Kali: 'It's not Jaune. It's the blond monkey named Sun.'

Juniper: 'She brought home some random blond monkey?'

Kali: 'Well, he followed Blake home, so she didn't really bring him home.'

Juniper: 'A psyco ex-boyfriend, and a stalker? What next, a jealous lover?'

~~~

Kali: 'I have an update to the Blake lover situation.'

Juniper: 'What is it?'

Kali: 'There was a jealous lover.'

Juniper: 'Gods dammit.'

~~~

Age 18

~~~

Juniper: 'Kali! Kali! Kali!'

Kali: 'What? What is it?'

Juniper: 'Look at this photo Saphron sent me!

Kali: 'Wait?'

Kali: 'Is that Jaune, and Blake in bed together?!'

Kali: 'Are they naked?!'

Kali: 'Is that a condom package?!'

Kali: 'Several condom packages?!'

Juniper: 'They've done it! It's just a matter of time until we have our golden kitten grandbabies now Kali!'

Kali: 'FUCK YES!!!!!'

~~~

Age 21

~~~

Blake: Uhh... Jaune?

Jaune: What is it Kitten?

Blake: Uhh... can you come here for a moment?

Jaune: Something wrong Blake?

Blake: Look at this...

Jaune: A book? What is this abou...?!

Jaune: What the?

Jaune: W-What is this?

Blake: Our moms plan to get us together so they could have blonde kitten grandchildren.

Jaune: T-They set us up when we we're kids?

Blake: Yep...

Jaune: I feel so conflicted about this... I mean... I love you Blake.

Blake: I love you too Jaune~!

Jaune: But, it's feels weird... No, it feels wrong that our parents set us up just for... grandkids...

Blake: Well, at least they weren't forcing us to get married for political, or financial reasons like Weiss's dad did to her, and her sister.

Jaune: I knew my mom was baby crazy, but your mom too?

Blake: Mom wanted to have more kids, but... things happened.

Jaune: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Jaune: So uhh... knowing all of 'this.' What should we do?

Blake: Well for starters, I can stop taking my birth controls, you can give me that wedding ring already, and we can give them those blonde kitten grandchildren they want already.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: H-How do you know I got you a ring...?

Blake: I checked your bag looking for... something, I forget what. And, I... found it.

Jaune: Oh...

Jaune: D-Do you want it now, cause I had this whole thing planned for when I asked you to marry me.

Blake: W-What did you have planned?

Jaune: Well, I don't want to spoil anything, but... There's a lot of expensive sushi involved. And, I was going to do it next month so...?

Blake: ...

Blake: I can get off the pills so you can knock me up in the meantime?

Jaune: There was going to be expensive Sake with the sushi though.

Blake: Oh...

Blake: Want to practice for when I'm not on the pill~?

Jaune: Very much so.

~~~

Age 22

~~~

Juniper: She is so gorgeous?!

Kali: Twenty two years, and we finally have a blonde kitten grandbaby!

Juniper: And, she's adorable!

Kali: Juniper I want to hold her!

Juniper: Give me a minute!

Kali: You said that five minutes ago!

Jaune: Okay...

Blake: Well, it seems like they're happy~!

Jaune: Yeah, but...

Blake: But, what?

Jaune: Three, two, one...

Kali: Blake give me more!

Juniper: At least five more!

Jaune: And, there we go.

Blake: F-Five?!

Jaune: Yeah, saw that coming...

Blake: Give me at least a month, or two to recover, and then I'll give you another!

Jaune: R-Really?

Blake: Shut up, we got to have loads of sex when we made her, so we'll get to do it all over again. And, in new positions~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Fair enough.

///

Here's the idea I mentioned @tearval

Enjoy~!

[robs-your-robins]

The type of story where Jason's identity reveal is early because of something stupid or it's found out he's alive because he runs into Dick somehow.

Like Jason is going to a second hand book store and Dick is in there for plot reasons. Or they both end up drinking at the same dive bar.

Or he says something extremely recognizable, like a mix of British and Alley slang.

He definitely accidentally calls Bruce "Dad" at least once, then stops, says "fuck" and then jumps off a building.

[tearval]

He is immediately followed by Dick jumping after him yelling "Come back here Little Wing and let me hug you!"

[worm-strung-string]

"WE ARE JEDI! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP PEOPLE" he screams in the Masks face, the pits where eyes should be. Temple guards aren't anything or anyone that Anakin has given much thought too then they are only there at the worse times.

Like now.

Standing between him and helping Padme trapped in a senate convey ship. Other senators as well.

The Coruscant guard are with them, and the Temple guard makes no move to stop or hinder them as they set up a pop up comms centre, trying to make contact with the convey outside of the one way broadcast being sent at them.

The Guard just stands unmoveable in front of Anakin. The council must have made this order.

"General Skywalker the broadcast was very clear, jedi interference would result in the killing of hostages" A clone in red, Fox maybe speaks over the guard's shoulder.

"That only happens if they know I'm on the ship" Anakin makes a move to step around the guard and a arm whips out in front of him. They don't touch him, but Anakin almost wishes they did. He can feel the weighted 'no' in the air all without words.

fine, Anakin can make an appeal to another sentients ego, Turning to meet the masked guard's eye pits.

"Nobody has the stealth like a temple guard, together you and me could infiltrate and evacuate Padme and the Senator's from right under their noses!" The guard is unimpressed he can tell.

he can also tell the commander is tensing,

"General there are over 20 senators but over a 100 staff and clone workers on the ship. There is no under the nose room here"

Anakin doesn't look away,

"With respect commander there's always under the nose room with a jedi. Your a protector, as am I, please we have to help them. Who are we protecting waiting down here?"

The Guards helm moves up, are they coming around to Anakin's plan? Fox must think so too and is upset by that, Anakin can't feel it, but can see the way the clones fist clenches. As he watches and waits for the Guard to nod in agreement it suddenly feels strange, he's not feeling much around him. its gone quiet, and He can't look away, can't breath.

The Guard lowers their head not in a nod but for cold and steel blue eyes to strike Anakin's soul as they poke a finger into his chest.

Him he feels, they protect Him

[worm-strung-string]

Fox when the temple guard makes Anakin karking Skywalker, a Jedi, pause and not throw off what he’s trying to do

[tearval]

While most would think Anakin and the guard are complete opposites and incompatible that couldn't be further from the truth. The Jedi Guard understand emotion and where Anakin is coming from, the desire no the need to save lives. But the guard can taste the Sith's scheme, goading young Skywalker to act. A trap to twist prophecy, and Darksider acolytes eager to play their role.... The guard sees through the ploy with crystal clarity, for Anakin to become disillusioned with the Jedi, that's why they hijacked the ship in the temple district... A blatant challenge, one that cannot go unanswered.

While all eyes are in the crisis, none can see the armored figures moving like wraiths through the crowd. A common misconception that the temple only extends to its foundation, not the entire district is about to be shattered as the Sith are given a reminder of why the Jedi Guards are the bane on the dark.

[worm-strung-string]

And suddenly it’s like you never forgot what it felt like to be alone in the dark

[worm-strung-string]

The brain worm working overtime this morning.

Mando Obi-Wan AU but after the Phantom Menace. For some reason, the council forbids Anakin's training still. Obi-Wan made a promise and then remembers something from the archives. So in a reckless move, Kenobi leaves the order with Anakin and drags Jango back to Mandalore (Jaster is laughing his ass off in the afterlife).

And through shenanigans Obi-Wan with Satine at his side becomes Mandalore reforming the planer into a meld of new and old. Sure they're pacifists but that doesn't mean they won't beat your ass.

And what's this? Mandolorians trained in the force with not lights ayers?

Dooku and Kenobi having a good relationship so Anakin has a great-grandpa to nabysit him?

It’s my curse 😔 the worms never stop

The idea of Obi-wan being like fuuck I made a promise I’ve gotta make it work and instead of a thousand smaller more rational ideas manages to choose the one idea that takes the MOST amount of energy and the largest juggling act of politics and pleasantries and some minor forceful cooperation, is one I feel resonates well with mr “I don’t try and make things more difficult it just happens”

Jedi identifying trait number 1- lightsaber is suddenly very useless

Dooku probably so fucking smug Obi-wan left the order and became a political figure in a planet like himself, it’s enough to make Yoda cry

[tearval]

Agreed. And for how Obi-Wan became Mandalore? Pre Vizla going "Blah blah blah Darksaber blah blah" and Kenobi produces Mandalore's Mask. "Yes yes you have your family's shiny sword. I have the actual 'crown' of Mandalore so stfu, before I embarrasse you... Again.

And then we got the Republic as a whole going wait... the Mandalorians are uniting under a single charismatic figure, a former Jedi to boot.

Cue the historians freaking out cause guess what happened last time they were unified? And the last time a former Jedi got an army? Collective PTSD from the Mandalorian Wars and the Brotherhood of Darkness.

And for the funnies, Anakin has found, repaired and bonded with an ancient basilisk wardroid. Oh and Shimi is there as well, cause some trying to get on Mandalore Kenobi's good side got her after over hearing his baby brother takk about her.

[rwby-confess]

Confession #1185

[purrgiri]

Yeah probably double standards are bullshit

[tearval]

Not only that but people would make even more excuses/apologies for Adam/Eve's stalker tendencies and genocidal behavior

[gorillageek27]

The concept of grey jedi is bascially a fence-sitting jedi.

You're either one or the other. There is no inbetween

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

I always thought it was more like the concept of a grey Jedi is that they’re fully neutral. They seek perfect balance with the force and don’t like any one individual or side trying to sway it in their favor. Not just someone unable to pick a side.

Light can’t exist without dark.

Sith can’t exist without Jedi.

And vice versa for both. One will always come around to counterbalance the other.

Whether that means they would try to keep that ‘perfect balance’ in the force themselves is still up for interpretation.

[tearval]

@dragonotaku-justineverything at that point you're describing the pre Republic Je'daii who had that balance. And no the jedi existed without the Sith. People have forgotten that the Sith was a species long before it became a cult of the Dark side.

The Sith Lord's came about due to seven fallen jedi being banished from known space and winding up on Korriban, homeworld of the Sith Species.

Modern Grey Jedi are either fence sitters or jedi who want to be 'edgy' and not conform to the order. And I know someone is going to bring him up, NO Qui Gon Jinn wasn't a Grey Jedi.