'Somtimes My Rollocks Sound Like My Bollocks'

Abbie | Yorkshire

[zunlight-deactivated20161119]

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

[hairbrush9]

space shit is cancelled until we solve homelessness and poverty

[hairbrush9]

i hope everyone understands i mean no space bases on mars for the wealthy and no control room on venus where elon musk sits and read books about how to turn a human brain into a motherboard. Wealthy gotta fix what they fucked before they head off to a new world…imo

[ruinedchildhood]

[officialmickrock-deactivated202]

[funkpunkandroll84-deactivated20]

I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality… I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word. – Martin Luther King Jr. (January 15, 1929 - April 4, 1968)

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[bighitgays-deactivated20170401]

I might not have any friends but u know what I do have???? That’s right, depression

[kim-jisoo]

Merry Christmas! 🎄

[zuge-deactivated20131228]

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

[scoobydoomistakes]

The gang’s chilling at the malt shop, as per usual. The Mystery Machine sits out front, minding its own business.

Oh noes, the bad guy appears!

He stretches out his spectacularly-long arms.

Ha, joke’s on you, bad guy! Freddy keeps the Mystery Machine locked, like any wise owner of a–

…oh.

I, uh….

Well, then.

…the real villain of this episode isn’t Mr. Hyde after all.

It’s unsafe van security practices.

[crackdkettle]

[lorileadfoot-deactivated2020072]

Just guys bein dudes

[elizabeth-karenina]

“friendship kiss” 

so that’s what we’re calling it now

[irohthesecond]

just Allies bein pAllies

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Who wants to give me a friendship kiss

[twofronteeth]

I believe in Harry Styles

stevie nicks being all of us (via twofronteeth)

[harryedward]

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7

[tomlinsnobiety]

imagine your favorite song right now and think about how much you love it…..now imagine how much more you’ll love back to you…like

[moonlittmusings]

And there will be nights when your life will fall apart and no one will notice the mornings you spend putting it back together.

[pinkrubberball-deactivated20160]

i’m laughing sooo hard @ my dad’s denial of how fat our dog is lmao