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〈 Dirk | 20 | TX 〉 What is bred in the bone will come out in the flesh.

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Sex.

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I'm online for once, but at what cost?

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Miracles really do happen, I'm online for once.

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desajustarse replied to your post: desajustarse replied to your post: I’...

I’ll give you a quarter if you’ll decide not to sue.

Are you saying that you're going to bribe me from becoming King of the Internet with a quarter? Deal. 

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desajustarse replied to your post: I’m here, surprise surprise. 

Welcome to the World Wide Web.

Why is it called wide if it's packed onto my screen? That isn't very wide. I'm suing whoever patented that name for false advertising. 

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I'm here, surprise surprise. 

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dirkie wen u gonna cum over so i can 360 no scpoe u and kick ur sorry ass :( i miss u

You want me to cum? Classy, Lalonde. The least you could do is take me out to dinner first. Bring it though, I'll get my shit right now and whoops your ass. Thems fightin' words. 

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What the fuck, I finally come online and I miss that one guy.

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

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grodybrody replied to your post: grodybrody replied to your post:grody...

I fixed my legs, sort of. You?

What exactly does "sort of" imply in this situation?  I want to sit here and bullshit to you about how I've been working on some amazing project that's going to revolutionize the world as we speak, but I've been watching Cardcaptor Sakura for so many days now.

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grodybrody replied to your post:grodybrody replied to your post:grodybrody replied...

You’re welcome.

So what's up with you? What's hip and happening, yo? What's the 411? What's the current dealio? Etc, etc, etc.

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grodybrody replied to your post:grodybrody replied to your post: I come online and...

Thanks you.

Alright, I suppose that'll suffice. I take what I can get. Thank you kind, grody, brody-like citizen. 

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grodybrody replied to your post: I come online and am not immediately g...

Adores you.

Only adoration? Don't skimp out on me, man. 

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I come online and am not immediately greeted by a wave of adoration and gratitude? This is bullshit, I want a refund.