STRIFE LYFE.

Rose | 17 | ♀ | Rap genius Alright kids, it's time for your bedtime story. *Wips out my copy of The Call of Cthulhu.* Buckle up kids, this story is a wild fucking ride.

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I just woke up like, two hours ago. Why the hell is this a thing.

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All those piercings weren’t there earlier today. Innocent whistling.

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I am laying in bed and I just thought "I need to reblog my selfie".

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#just had a sudden strike of inspiration to go as dave, hero of time and hyrule #i could have a lil davesprite in a bottle and could rap "it's dangerous to go alone" #also bro as the old man...

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#oh also psa i’m going 2 a con tomorrow, friday and saturday! so my activity will be a lil slow„ BUT I WILL TRY 2 GET WIFI AT THE HOTEL/SALT PALACE

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#oh also psa i'm going 2 a con tomorrow, friday and saturday! so my activity will be a lil slow,, BUT I WILL TRY 2 GET WIFI AT THE HOTEL/SALT PALACE

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riflebabe replied to your post:I’ve been on the floor for the past hour. Like,...

): i wish i could strife with you but id probably just not do well and actually not have a good time or like… shoot someones eye out? i dont want to shoot someones eye out rose!!!

Well.

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pudicifelis replied to your post:I’ve been on the floor for the past hour. Like,...

soon.

I don't think you want to go, Roxy. Also, I sort of don't want to go with you, because it's either guns or fists. And both are scary in strifes.

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I've been on the floor for the past hour. Like, there is nothing to do. I want to strife, but everybody I wanna strife with is either asleep or just gone. Ugh.

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#i have no excuses for this shit

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If my blog looks shitty that’s your problem. Like, I can’t honestly be bothered.

#go follow blind dirk

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#i have no excuses for this shit

If my blog looks shitty that's your problem. Like, I can't honestly be bothered.

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Hey Rose, where is your brother?

*AGGRESSIVE AND SOMEHOW LOUD SHRUGGING.*

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#i want to rp blind dirk literally just because i saw a big post about it on my blog going thru my homestuck tag oh  myg od

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Lays on the floor.

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Send one for my muse’s reaction.

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"I adore you."

“You are adorable.”

“I’ll protect you with my life.”

“I wish you would notice me and maybe develop feelings for me.”

“A storm is coming.”

“You are cute but we’re not going to be a thing.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Give me a sign!”

“I want to be your friend.”

“I need you.”

“I hate you!”

“Get over it.”

“That was rude.”

“I’m trying to flirt with you, okay?”

“You are my enemy.”

“I like when you smile.”

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snoopdr4gon replied to your post:*Jock voice.* Yeah bruh, gotta keep these pecs...

GOTT4 K33PS TH3S3 PUPP13S WOOF1N

Gotta keep the pythons sick (in the good way).

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*Jock voice.* Yeah bruh, gotta keep these pecs hydrated. *Wiggles pectoral muscles.*