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bettyrightnow

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

bloodoftheoldways

Arthur: Merlin is not a knight.

Gwaine: True.

Percival: He has no armor.

Leon: No sword training.

Gwaine: No sense of self preservation.

Arthur: Exactly.

Leon: Yet, somehow we spend more time rescuing him than defending Camelot.

finnglas

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

finnglas

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

finnglas

oh no is this what we’re doing now

finnglas

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

kairennart

The Lady of the Lake

newrider

wamscoastsmoker

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

wamscoastsmoker

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

pwhyxco

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

wamscoastsmoker

get spooky

tshifty

how does this appear every june

autistrolls

GUYS ITS SPOOKY TIME AGAIN

daisy-mooon

Tag yourself I’m dark blue

onwardmeteors

IT’S SPOOKY TIME!

sunderwight

the "whoops you forgot to put any tags on that post of yours friend :)" notification on tumblr is very funny but only if you're actually familiar with how this site works. like no that wasn't an accident. popularity here is dictated by the whims of the fucking gods and shit. you can post a 0 tags one-sentence-long no context witticism on your personal side blog with 3 followers and wake up to find it's become a thousand-note discourse monstrosity while your phone was turned off and charging, and you can tag spam a popular meme in a trending fandom that's also somehow topical to current usa politics and get like 10 likes.

implying that there's some kind of connection between tagging posts and other people seeing your posts is almost irresponsible.

#also why would i want people to see my post #half the time i see the notification i just think ‘im good. people don’t need to know my weirdness’

watching ethos new vid and omg the mumbo cutout/armor stand is such a funny bit

#hermitcraft spoilers #hermitcraft #ethoslab