"Have you SEEN sheep??"

shenanigans. 29 - she/her - MN

[chronicallydragons]

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizonal, but I need more horizonal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

[bicrowav-e]

[google search history]

what to do with drunken sailor

how to deal with drunken sailor

how to deal with drunken sailor early morning

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

[killjoystrays]

[happyheidi]

𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

[mewwon]

Sexting like “makes sense. sounds good to me.”

[neurodecadence]

"let's circle back to the topic of the balls"

[stovetop00-deactivated20230907]

We’re winning.

[howtofuckyourkramer]

yeah I'm a fag. what about it . shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole

[howtofuckyourkramer]

i thiunk thats called a hospital 🏥

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

Source:

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @mari13606

oh dang thats me roasted

text: Look at this fool! hands u a mirror

[technicolorkt]

Ah, leave it to me to remember that my tumblr.com account exists while I'm going through my most chaotic crisis since high school.

[walkingbomb]

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

[starrydanny]

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

[marlynnofmany]

Of all posts to see with a million notes, I’m glad it’s this one.

[irlwakko]

this is perhaps one of the best headlines of all time

[kosmogrl]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[storm-of-feathers]

[solisaureus]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

[katco-cereal]

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

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