Look at your life, look at your choices.

Kelly.Florida.Electrical Engineer. I have one dimple, and love knitting hats. This blog basically consists of memes and shitty puns.Describe me in three words. Inquire.

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[genaleah]

I’ve just started listening to the McElroys podcast (My Brother, My Brother, and Me), and this little clip has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in a podcast. something about it instantly broke me..

edit, also:

[root-deer]

This is it this is my favorite video in the whole wide world

[menherafemcel]

he taps

[kohomaru-deactivated20181217]

@missvtheloser

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[kudomono]

[dykeike]

i am Distressed

[dykeike]

it’s five in the fuc king morning and ive been staring at a wall for three hours trying to think of what this thing is called. it’s like. fuckin the greatest invention humanity has ever come up with and there like. bread sticks but they taste sweet and they’re more square

[dykeike]

isn’t there like a country in the name too.. hungary cinnamon bread. great britain sticks. france bread

[dykeike]

france bred france brad france bread france sticks francebreadsticks France France revolution

[dykeike]

FRENCH TOAST STICKS

[techno-viking]

@slimetony randy your hungary cinnamon bread

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

where the pic of the hot girl on the staircase with the naked little gremlin boy hot on her trail

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

WHERE IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

she is wearing a red dress and it is quite dark in the photo

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

found it

[fatmomsgetfit]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

this dude confused his life for metal gear solid 5

[caden]

A cartoon character wrote this

[brucebocchi]

rickety cricket is acting up on tumblr

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[blueastro-deactivated20170311]

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW

[wifeschooldrop0ut]

This is what I do on snapchat :(

[bee-sprout]

Hogwarts freshmen be like: Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.

Hogwarts freshmen 2: [with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.

Hogwarts freshmen 3: Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?

Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted: Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.

Hogwarts freshmen 5: Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.

[blackguysloveblackgirls]

THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART

[marimopet]

sucks fr the people genetically disposed to think cilantro taste like soap. god really left u behind there i am sorry

[butt-berry]

Ready for christmas

[butt-berry]

It was a christmas sweater!!

[memorian]

Little kids recreating “Honor to Us All”. It is the cutest thing you’ll see today! THEY DO THE GRANDMA!

[feministfangirl]

if you need a pick me up today, this will do it. these kids are so good! i have never seen such great acting from children hahaha even with the language barrier, their tone and expressions were so on point there’s no missing their feelings!

[pastweeks-deactivated20200512]

omg the girl playing the old lady is soooo good

[proteusolm]

every time. every time I say I can’t stand tomatoes someone emerges from the mist to offer me an heirloom cherry tomato from their garden. “It’s good. It’s sweet. You’ll like it,” they wail and wail. my attempts to deflect them with no thank yous and jokes about them being close relatives of deadly nightshade to no avail. they continue to attempt o force the round orbs upon me. I give in to their plea and take a bite. “It’s ok I guess,” I whimper as my eyes water and I struggle not to gag on the sour, mushy, hell fruit.

[sing-the-body-electric]

Try a heirloom cherry tomato from my garden. It’s good and sweet and you’ll like it

[proteusolm]

no no no no no

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

this is literally my favourite tattoo in the world. I wanna know what they added.

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

ho. ly. shit.

[techno-viking]

Are we gonna ignore how they spelled Gwen Stefani wrong not once but both times?

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