[yorgen-sh]

[winterweary]

This made me laugh out loud

[76ello]

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

[ceruleanfuckup]

The pitcher that exploded the bird is a photographer now, this is his logo

[important-animal-images]

[capacity2]

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

[elsagism]

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

come here my love *spins you around*

[capacity2]

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[sukabu89]

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[welcometoroom305]

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[papayajuan2019]

in of body experience

[gayrobot9000]

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[gayrobot9000]

i'm a girl now

[akumeoy]

girl asks me to use her like a toy so i put her in a row with several other girls sorted by name alphabetically & sit there silently looking at her

[matchafigs]

having good friends can literally save your life

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[calebwittebane]

I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?

why not join the fighter's guild? i hear they're recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.

[vfeioa]

[captain-price-returns]

Russians receive a physics lesson courtesy of a Mi-24’s 12.7mm rotary machine gun.

[captain-price-returns]

A YakB produces about 1.4 tonnes of force when firing, which coupled with a rotating turret where the barrel’s axis is offset by turret’s axis of rotation, creates a merry-go-round effect but much much deadlier.