Technozai's Jounal.

"And the universe said I love you; because you are love." * Proceed I explode with my feelings or I die #landmineboy! * Proceed Dutch people interact I'm learning the language plesdplesepleasr alsjeblieft 😞😞

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I also have a TikTok, it’s infernosai. All I post are angsty edits tho.

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yehehhehess spreading my ctechno crane wives propaganda. It’s lowkey just an excuse to have people listen to the crane wives 😔

Nobody’s Soldier by Hozier also applies to ctechno in the desire not to fight but the necessity of it anyway

I have music brainworms mayhaps

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I heard someone saying, once, that any hozier song suits c!Techno. Not much to say here tho

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Whenever I’m hungry I genuinely consider suicide

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psst tongues and teeth + take me to war (live) by the crane wives are ctechno coded. to me.

(those are songs if that wasn’t clear)

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“I will only break your pretty things, I will wring you dry of everything But you’re fine with that, you can be mine like that.”

I so agree. Oh my god especially the lyrics I mentioned to you. It reminds me of BOTH Emduo and bedrock bros in a way (maybe even rivals). Emduo because of the last line, bedrock bros because of the first ones, and the entire thing remind me of rivals.

also, the rest of the song is so cool. It reminds me of Techno as well. Techno is really aware but, sometimes, also REALLY WRONG. Sometimes, the only language spoken is NOT violence but in the way that this song puts it, violence is the only way you can know who that person is. They will only break your pretty things, love you like ashes of their cigarette, but the latter is FINE WITH THAT. That’s shocking to the singer maybe.

Just like how it’s shocking to Techno. Oh my god I love you for this.

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Ctechno listens to mild amounts of music so when Tommy - hiding from Dream arc - heads “sweet child o’ mine” by guns and roses playing in the dead of the night he is very confused

[nomsfaultau]

Silly dark sbi of the bog standard ‘Phil kidnaps Techno for sonboyification purposes’ variety, only Philza is really, really bad at it. He’s not a secret crime lord or insanely powerful or immortal or anything. The most average human ever. He’s looking up tutorials for how to kidnap someone. Techno asks to leave once and he immediately folds and barely recovers by making the saddest kicked puppy eyes ever and it would be too awkward to refuse. Philza literally apologizes the entire time and stresses that none of what he’s doing is okay but he has to.

Eventually a very annoyed (and maybe a little endeared) Techno is just like ‘bruh then why are you doing this?’

And Philza is like ‘there’s been a wave of local crime and I’m really scared you’ll get murdered but if I keep you with me I can protect you please mate don’t go it’s dark and scary out there 😭😭😭😭’

And Techno, the local serial killer, just blinks at him.

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this is just how my friend met me

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I like to think that ctechno had never really seen himself as a person but more of a weapon or a tool and that he neglects the thought so much that it gets in the way of his relationships

[sbiloverevennow]

sbi how to train your dragon au where philza is the chief and wilbur and tommy are his weak and off-putting children, but techno is valka, philza's best friend who supposedly died to the dragon attacks

he haunts tommy and wilburs childhood narratives fr

philza only started fighting back against and truly hating the dragons from the nearby nest after technoblade was supposedly killed.

tommy and Wilbur find him first, and hes so weird and off putting that they don't even consider that he could be the technoblade from philza's stories.

eventually when philza and him are reunited philza is like "OMG I STARTED A WAR ON DRAGONS FOR YOU, WTF HOW ARE YOU ALIVE WHY DIDNT YOU COME BACK"

and techno is like "PHIL YOU KNOW IM DIRECTIONALLY CHALLENGED PHIL, I TRIED, THE DRAGONS WOULD NOT BRING ME BACK PHIL I HAD NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER"

and wilbur and tommy are freaking in the corner that this complete fucking weirdo is Techno The Freaking Blade from the childhood stories

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NO I SEE THIS WAIR, OBSERVE.

Techno, meeting Tommy for the first time: So you want to head west to head to a safer place…

Tommy: what the fuck—? LEFT OR RIGHT, DICKHEAD?!

Techno: looking in the direction of the sun, you’ll have to//

Tommy: SHUT THE FUCK UP???

Techno, out of fashion with slang: SHUT THE WHAT UP?? THERE IS NO THING HERE??

Tommy, walking behind Wilbur because he doesn’t want to be having this conversation anymore: FUCKING WEIRDO!

Wilbur: What is west?

Techno: the dragons’ area, they’re really nice, actually.

Wilbur, to Tommy [whispering]: Hmm, so… he wants us dead, hold on. I’ll try to negotiate.

[cannibalism-is-ok-kids]

pspspspspspps, shakes a bag of treats at Dsmp kins, pspsppsppspspsppspsps

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BARK ABRK BARK BARK BARK BADK BARK

[cannibalism-is-ok-kids]

SHAKES YOU WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT HELLO

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HELLO DMS MAYBE ? OR LIKE NOTES IDK LETS HANG OUT

[bill-cipher-offical]

WHO THE FUCK IS FLIPPING THROUGH EMO RADIO STATIONS IN MY INBOX

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I would say it’s me but it’s also not me but I would do this

[cannibalism-is-ok-kids]

pspspspspspps, shakes a bag of treats at Dsmp kins, pspsppsppspspsppspsps

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BARK ABRK BARK BARK BARK BADK BARK

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I really like the idea of sopping wet cat modern AU Techno but shall I propose another thing? Techno who’s filthy rich because of selling hot potato books.

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Observe.

Tommy: What the fuck—? Isn’t that the expensive ass hoodie over from that one brand????

Techno: …didn’t figure you’d notice… [slipping 100 bucks] …I really don’t like attention, don’t mention it again.

Tommy: this is a hundred fucking bucks—

Techno: shhhh… squid might be listening…

Tommy: who the FUCK is squid?!

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I really like the idea of sopping wet cat modern AU Techno but shall I propose another thing? Techno who’s filthy rich because of selling hot potato books.

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Should I draw myself as ctechno?

YEA KING ILY ✌️

NO KYS FREAK

Results for me only

Remaining time: 19 hours 24 minutes

[siphonophores-in-my-braids]

I can become obsessed with any dsmp character if I’m given the right fanart and headcanons

[kiwawah]

(ralsei laughs btw)

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I love the scene in the middle Doomsday where c!Techno returns Do Not Read to c!Ranboo, because it so clearly demonstrate that c!Techno already likes c!Ranboo, and is just generally a great example of how c!Techno in general tends towards helping others so long as they haven't done anything to hurt him (and like. Sometimes even when they have. bc like. c!Ranboo was kinda involved in the Butcher Army)

It's the middle of an active battle field, like twenty people all trying to kill c!Techno, and yet the moment he sees c!Ranboo he stops and says "Ranboo! Ranboo! You're alright!" And immediately returns the book c!Ranboo is asking for, before following up with "get out of here, I don't have anything against you. Just flee in the battle, no one will no." And c!Philza also chimes in to assure c!Ranboo that no one will see them and that they'll be alright, and it's just so— adskdhafjstjsj

And- and also- and also, a few minutes later, you can hear c!Quackity in the background and he asks someone if they've seen his book, "Do Not Read" because he still has a grudge on c!Ranboo and he still wants to take them down, so he's trying to get the book back. (Because the whole reason c!Techno even has it was because he happened to pick it up when c!Quackity dropped it)

Also. When c!Techno sees c!Ranboo again later in the fight, he's kinda exasperated that they're still there but stops to ask them if they're alright again. (He also completely misses how utterly miserable c!Ranboo is when they say "same as yesterday", which I think is hilarious.)