Misadventures in a blog

Zach. 21 Gay and in college. I'm in a new world of discovery for myself. Feel free to ask me anything. I may give shit advice, but I will always try my best to not judge. Wish List (Some NSFW Stuff)

[wet-monsoon]

people/objects randomly exploding in cartoons will forever be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

[tredlocity]

[marauders4evr]

THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!

It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).

[marauders4evr]

BONUS:

[marauders4evr]

Bonus #2

Of course I had to show the best part:

[dailystrangerthings]

David Harbour always keeps a promise. [x]

[ithelpstodream]

[pochowek]

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

[th0rax]

I’m doing a Cards Against Humanity tarot reading for the overall year of 2018

Updates soon

[th0rax]

January: The Rapture.

February: Doing Crimes.

March: A disappointing birthday party.

April: A cooler full of organs

May: Hospice Care.

June: Punching a congressman in the face.

July: Seething with quiet resentment.

August: A really cool hat.

September: The ethical implications of enjoying a Woodey Allen film in light of the allegations against him.

October: White-man scalps

November: A brain tumor.

December: The homosexual agenda.

Overall theme: A time-travel paradox.

[nickbread]

the oracle has spoken, this is it everybody

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

I saw this tweet and really needed to share it.

[mswyrr-deactivated20181203]

No offense to Oprah, but people work their entire lives to build a resume and set of skills in public service. Billionaire celebrities, no matter how much I like them, shouldn’t get to leap over all that effort and experience. It’s a hard job, the hardest job in the world if you’re doing it right, it requires experience.

[pr1nceshawn]

[buddhasluck]

What is life after reading these.

[hyperfixation-stations]

Well that fucked me up

[bob-belcher]

[darkphoenixsaga]

i cant anymore

[brummbart-deactivated20181221]

Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

[the-stickers]

WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

[haiku-robot]

congratulations you are now the president of the united states

^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Selfie | Meep morp! Zeet!

[lilitasticc]

Haiku Bot… What happened here?

[nb-tomfool]

haiku bot is fucking sentient

[surprisebitch]

it isnt a haiku either…

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BaezvltDV7z/

[candiikismet]

Wooooooow that’s mesmerizing

[jigglyturk]

it’s funny how as a kid I’d always hear how things would get better regarding sexuality and it really has gone full circle.. from hating myself, wishing to be straight and in deniel and now here’s me taking any moment to make it clear I’m gay and I couldn’t imagine living a happy life as a straight man

[brasilianho]

[whiteboyscantwerk]

I’m not sure she understands the effects of alcohol on the body.

[otherwindow]

[residentgoodgirl]

[assgod]

Now this is just iconic advice

[ulvemaelk]

[frogmp3]

this image clearly isn’t in america but it gives off a strong midwestern energy

[decadent-trans-girl]

day four of Oregonians pumping their own gas