TEDDYBEAR 🤓

Teddy / 27 / Pierced / Tattooed

[fyeahbangtaned]

Map of the Soul: 7 | Concept Photo Version 4

[fancypenguine]

Me: *buys new books*

Me: *gets home, goes to put them on bookshelf*

Bookshelf: *is literally bursting apart because of how many other books are stacked on the shelves, physically cannot hold any more books*

Me: Maybe if I rearrange and shift a few books around, I can create more space!

Laws of Physics: Ok, this didn’t work last time you tried this, what makes you think it will work this time??

Me to Laws of Physics: fucking fight me

[flappydolphin]

My life is basically me debating which book to read next.

[ashes-to-lynx]

Friend: Hey, I found this new story you would like!

Me: Oh, I don't know. My TBR list is already so long, I'm drowning in stories as it is and I just don't have time to add another--

Friend: It's a slow burn

Me: ... fuck it I'm sold. Tell me more.

[thesesummersonspoet]

HOW TO BEAT THE TBR PILE: 

be the alpha

direct eye contact helps 

read books without adding more the pile

what do you mean you bought more books

stop it 

put those down

[ilovenarcisse]

[huntersoftheapocalypsis]

I love these idiots❤😭

[cas-baby-in-a-trench-coat]

[brotherhoodconfessions]

“Phury lit a blunt and eyed the sixteen cans of Aqua Net that were lined up on Butch and V’s coffee table. “What’s doing with the hair spray? You boys going drag on us?” Butch held up the length of PVC pipe he was punching a hole in. “Potato launcher, my man. Big fun.” “Excuse me?” “Didn’t you ever go to summer camp?” “Basket weaving and woodcarving are for humans. No offense, but we have better things to teach our youngs.” “Ha! You haven’t lived until you’ve gone on a midnight panty raid. Anyway, you put the potato in this end, you fill up the bottom with spray—” “And then you light it,” V cut in from his bedroom. He came out in a robe, rubbing a towel on his wet hair. “Makes a great noise.” “Great noise,” Butch echoed. Phury looked at his brother. “V, you’ve done this before?” “Yeah, last night. But the launcher jammed up.” Butch cursed. “Potato was too big. Damn Idaho bakers. We’re leading with red skins tonight. It’s going to be great. Of course, trajectory can be a bitch—” “But it’s really just like golf,” V said, dropping the towel across a chair. He pulled a glove over his right hand, covering the sacred tattoos that marked the thing from palm to fingertip and all across the back. “I mean, you gotta think of your arc in the air—” Butch nodded up a storm. “Yeah, it’s just like golf. Wind plays a big role—” “Huge.” Phury smoked along as they finished each other’s sentences for another couple minutes. After a while he felt compelled to mention, “The two of you are spending way too much time together, you feel me?””

— Lover Awakened, J.R. Ward

[lovelypagesreviews]

“Rhage raised his hand. “Pastor Ass-hat, I have a question.” “Yes, my son, you ARE going to hell.” Lassiter made the sign of the cross and then looked around.”

— The King by J.R. Ward

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“V sat back on his heels, crossed his arms, and continued to look down at the little bag of vampire. And what do you know. That infant sonofabitch glared right back at him. Vishous started to smile. He couldn’t help it. You had to admire that kind of strength- and it obviously came from breeding. How else could you explain why something that was barely a month old was ready to take on a grown-ass male who was heavily armed and really fucking cranky. ‘My man,’ V said as he put his good hand out. ‘Gimme five.’ Rhamp didn’t know from high-fiving anything, but he did grab onto what was right in front of his face, and oh, how he squeezed. V laughed deep in his throat. ‘Yeah, you can fight with me in the field when you’re grown. And soon as you’re big enough to hold a dagger… I’ll make one for you. Forge it myself. You’re gonna be just like your dad, one helluva a fighter. Just like him…’”

— The Chosen (J.R Ward)

[brotherhoodconfessions]

I really want to read about V ranting about 50 Shades of Grey after Rhage forced him to watch it.

[brotherhoodconfessions]

I want to see Qhuinn, Rhage, & Zsadist form a support group because they believe their daughters shouldn’t date.

[pandqra]

series I will love forever  → The Black Dagger Brotherhood by J.R. Ward

Fricking vampire. Butch put a hand to his forehead. There’d been many times that he’d rolled over and been unnerved by who was next to him. But this was a goddamned chart topper. How’d they…That’s right. They’d crashed after kicking Tohr’s bottle of Scotch. Tohr. Short for Tohrment. God, he even knew their names. Rhage. Phury. And that scary-ass Zsadist guy. Yeah, no Tom, Dick, and Harry names for the vampire types. But come on, could you actually imagine some lethal bloodsucker named Howard? Eugene? Oh, no, Wallie, please don’t bite my—

[thedragonhearts]

BDB: cinnamon rolls

Wrath - looks like they could kill you, would actually kill you

Rhage - looks like they could kill you is actually a cinnamon roll

Zsadist - looks like they could kill you is actually a cinnamon roll

Butch - looks like they could kill you, but is actually a good christian roll

Vishous - sinnamon roll

Phury - looks like a cinnamon roll is actually a cinnamon roll

Rehvenge - looks like they could kill you, would actually kill you

John - looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you

Manny - looks like a cinnamon roll is actually a cinnamon roll

Tohrment - looks like they could kill you, would actually kill you

Blay - looks like a cinnamon roll is actually a cinnamon roll

Qhuinn - looks like a cinnamon roll, but will shoot at you and your children because he feels betrayed

Trez - looks like they could kill you, would actually kill you

iAm - looks like a cinnamon rolls, will bake you into a cinnamon roll bc Shadow tradition is weird af

Lassiter - looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you

Saxton - looks like a cinnamon roll is actually a cinnamon roll

Ruhn - looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you

Xcor - looks like they could kill you, would actually kill you

Assail - looks like they could kill you, would actually kill you

Craeg - looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you

Axe - looks like they could kill you is actually a cinnamon roll

Peyton - looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you

Boone - looks like a cinnamon roll is actually a cinnamon roll

[teddybear101]

Black Dagger Brotherhood & Black Dagger Legacy Collectio

[brotherhoodconfessions]

I can’t imagine anything hotter than the thought of being bitten by V.