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Hi! Hello! I am a disabled low income artist and I draw waifus and husbandos for a living.

You should hire me!

Inquiries for commissions can be done through DM here, email at [email protected] or through my twitter in link♡

May the tiddies help me!

#open commissions #commission open #monster girl #waifu

vikingofficial-deactivated20241

This is revolutionary. Never again will we have a Chernobyl disaster or a Fukushima tragedy where old people literally sacrifice their remaining life in order to take care of the reactor. Every single one needs to adapt to this immediately

dirt-mann

The first ever full-scale demonstration of a nuclear reactor designed to passively cool itself in an emergency was a success, showing that i

slizigizard

Here it is without the paywall <3

teddyoccult

Hi! Hello! I am a disabled low income artist and I draw waifus and husbandos for a living.

You should hire me!

Inquiries for commissions can be done through DM here, email at [email protected] or through my twitter in link♡

May the tiddies help me!

#open commissions #commission open #monster girl #waifu

newtypezaku

sovietpostcards

Vintage wind-up toy bear (USSR, 1920s-30s)

witchinghour

Rod Serling Narrates The Twilight Zone (TV Series, 1959 – 1964)

remindertoclick

Your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

theanythingmachine

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

latinare

prima mea delicia est blaterare. secunda est valde silere nec umquam loqui in perpetuum.

lila-walker

There's a LATIN guy now??????

latinare

Num est iam LATINUS??????

quasi-normalcy

I actually like JKR feuding in public with David Tennant, because it lets normal people see what a deranged, bigoted fanatic she's become.

quasi-normalcy

Like I think there are lots of normie liberal types who think that "she just has an opinion!" who are now finding out that she's a bloodthirsty fascist-adjacent goon with an all-consuming psychosexual obsession with other people's genitals.

terpsikeraunos

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

aphilologicalbatman-deactivated

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

zipstick

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

wildxwired

How fucking annoying is it when you feel so restless with creative energy but you can’t decide what to do with it and when you finally try to create something it comes out shit so you just give up and sit there being all creatively annoyed and jittery.

lianabrooks

1 - Decision Making Fatigue is a thing. --> Make a list of possibilities. --> Use a random number generator to pick something off the list. --> If you hate the idea cross it off and generate a new number. --> Continue until you either find a project or cross off the whole list. --> If you cross off the whole list pick a random short story prompt, write for five minutes, and call it a good work day.

2. Yeah, of course your rough draft sucks. It’s supposed to. --> Let it suck. --> You can fix it in edits.

3. When you’re stressed you aren’t unbiased about your work. --> Don’t judge your work while your are actively working on it. --> Remember to drink water, take your meds/vitamins, eat something, and get sleep. --> Double-check to make sure the restless creative energy is not displaced emotional worries over something else. If it is, displace with intention and let the worries go into your work. You shouldn’t keep stress in your head, put it on a page, or canvas, or in a carving, or a meal, or something. Get it out and let it go.

4. No work is ever wasted. --> All time spent planning and creating is useful in some way. --> Failure means you tried, which is good. --> Try again. Fail harder. Fail better. --> Keep going until you like what you’re making.

5. Love yourself enough to allow yourself to not be perfect. --> Seriously. --> If this is a struggle I highly recommend seeing a doctor or therapist about depression. --> Because you are dang lovable, my friend. You rock. You do great things. I’m proud of you.

kate-komics

If I ever get to draw an official Hellboy and Moth-Man comic I’m going to demand this scene be in it

heartshapedbasil

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions

maplebungus-deactivated20221118

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

dadbodbobby

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

fuckdamn

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

vexwerewolf

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

stars-bean

Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

beardedmrbean

ophilosoraptoro

Behold! The printing titty!

sunder-the-gold

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.