I Am Fur on Fire

Taylor. 25. Richmond.

[raichuus]

[autumngracy]

Luke Skywalker, banging pots and pans together: ORGANIZED RELIGION IS A SCAM, JUST SMOKE WEED

[holyaura]

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

[ruinedchildhood]

Jamie Lee Curtis recreates iconic angry photos of herself

[comalard]

I swing both ways ;)

Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.

[amidstardust]

[shittycryptids]

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

[draws-memes]

[roguishpixiedreamgirl]

This is it. Peak humor

[combeferres]

oh so when the newsies tap dance in a restaurant they’re “cool” and “talented” but when I do it I’m “making a scene” and “no longer welcome at olive garden”

[santafejackkelly]

I fell of my chair laughing 

[genterie]

[clownchronicles]

Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!

[cross-leggeddefiance]

He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.

[meanplastic]

Girls in the bathroom at the bar:

[lowbrasschikah]

I’m the girl giving the pep talk

[maxevvans]

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

[maureen2musings]

The Twilight zone

winge.fi

[deathlyhallow-s]

[slatesource]

Jenny Slate photographed by © Stephanie Diani for Backstage Magazine (October 2018)

[effington]

The only good article Cosmo has ever done

[teegood]

wow she old

[slufoot]