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biculturalist-deactivated201612

When your mother was pregnant with you, she was losing her bone mass to build your skeleton. Your bone is literally your mother’s bone. Alhamdullilah.

biculturalist-deactivated201612

The physiology of this works in the following way: calcium resorption increases in pregnant women so that calcium ions from the mother’s solid bones are put into the blood, passed through the placenta, and given to the fetus. Those calcium ions then get deposited into the developing skeleton of the fetus. Thus, you are literally built from your mother’s bones.

marcitlali

Good i didn’t ask for her ass to have me that’s why i stole her bones bitch

yeahsheloveshes-deactivated2017

^

moonpraiser-deactivated20160905

Why do people wanna fuck cartoon ponies like wtf

becuzitisbitter

When you hate women and you’re a homophobe your options are limited

franksars

taavot-deactivated20170404

remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming ITS A WEED

mioxenoblade

Anything can go in the dishwasher if you don’t care enough

kinggvaris

fiercefatfeminist

Feminists don’t wanna live in a world without men, we want to live in a world without patriarchy and violent, toxic hyper-masculinity

anti-fem-anti-stupid

So a world where men can’t be themselves.

fiercefatfeminist

Being violent and overly masculine is men “being themselves”? Sounds like you’re the one who wants to demonize men

me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse

employee: aisle 5

me: thanks

2jam4u

one part of the male gender role I can’t stand is thinking that being irritating and pissing women off is funny???? every man I’ve met thinks that’s hilarious and gets mad when I’m not into it. like why did no one teach them to shut the fuck up

ladycrappo

Electric springtime.

blackbrasil-deactivated20181217

All you can do is learn your lesson. There’s no point in wishing you had did differently. The past is the past.

kurgy

self care is

cheesebearger

taking a dump while you’re clocked in at work

sodomymcscurvylegs

The Xbox One has a super sensitive on button, so just barely brushing it turns it on. Lately, it’s been “turning on by itself,” which means one of my pets has been messing with it. But which one?

Suspect #1:

Name: Calcifer Age: 1 and ½ Occupation: Professional Gatekeeper Hobbies: Meowing to leave the bedroom when the door is closed, then meowing to get back in exactly 30 seconds later; sticking his paw in my food when I’m not pay attention; ignoring the toys we buy him and playing with dish towels instead; Napping. Motivation: None. He generally stays in his lane and behaves well.

Suspect #2:

Name: Oliver Age: 1 Occupation: Professional Attention Seeker Hobbies: Laying on my chest while I play video games and demanding attention; eating Greek yogurt; playing with cotton balls; hiding in boxes. Motivation: Likes to hide near the game consoles because they get warm.

Suspect #3:

Name: Banjo Age: 8 Months Occupation: Professional Butt Hobbies: Eating cat poo when no one is paying attention; eating underwear; being a Good Boy™ when treats are involved; being a sinvergüenza; giving lots of love to everyone he meets. Motivation: Likes to stick his nose in places where it doesn’t belong. Deductions: The Xbox One on button has drool marks all over it, very reminiscent of a certain puppers’ antics… Conclusion: Banjo has been licking the on button on the Xbox One because he likes the sound it makes when it turns on. BOOK HIM, BOYS!