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[imstunning]

reblog if ur a fish whore

[sexycraisinthanos]

[geyashvecova]

Art G.Shvecova (Design graphics - Purple galaxy_240218)

[harehollows]

it was 3am and i was thinking ‘bout lucretia

[laurentianghosts]

[xanax23432432-blog]

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

[failvillain]

cersei: i bet that whore margaery is fucking her own brother, the slut

readers:

[shitmygaywifesays]

Shit my wife has said to our cat:

-You are the cause of all entropy.

-I don’t know how, but I’m going to blame you for all my problems.

-Life on this earth is brief.

-What do you think about the plight of the Jewish people, Miss Kitty?

-You have to ask yourself, Miss Kitty, would your rather be comforted by a lie or strengthened by the truth?

-You occupy a very small space in a very large world, but your conscience is ever the umbrella. You also have a cute kitty butt.

- (after the cat ate a ribbon and threw it up) You wanted to be beautiful on the inside, didn’t you?

-You understand that life is meaningless and we must take pleasure where we can. And for you that is on this blue blanket.

-I will fight you in hell upon a mound of bones, Miss Kitty.

-You are a single bead in the string of lives that I hold together.

-You can get used to a certain kind of poison, Miss Kitty

-Sometimes that little light escapes the darkness of your heart, and then you cage it again.

- I… am SO PROUD to have a cat that would murder her children.

       -(justifying it) Come on! She’d be a terrible mother!

- We can’t be equals until you get a job, you goddamn freeloader.

- You and your eight nipples are shit.

- You have just enough common sense to not piss on your tail, Miss Kitty.

[stoatally]

[fishfingersandscarves]

Dear Julia, (a gift for a friend)

[reechuchetumare]

[dmt]

[insertdisc5]

Magnus, what makes a good hero?

[respectfulmemes]

[doctormccoys]

..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

[apicturewithasmile]

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

[gardenmonotony]

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[adulthoodisokay]

i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.

[griffins-tumbo]

oh look it’s the summer jam of 2017

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