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[teeth-offical]

Your teeth. Offically! :B

[PT: Your teeth. Offically! :B (toothy smile)]

Hi, I'm Teeth! Please take good care of your enamel and gums! I want this blog to be as accessible as possible, so I'll try my best to provide ID's and plain text for posts.

OOC: Run by a minor who will block whomever shy wishes. Same pronouns for Teeth are acceptable for mod. Mod is a white disabled intersex system and a cane user.

Pronouns: Bit/Bits + Bite/Bites + Hi/Shim + Ix/Ix (full sets under cut) *please note that Hi/Shim pronouns are intersex exclusive

Tag system: #🦷 brushing — original posts #🦷 flossing — reblogs #🦷 biting — interactions #🦷 dentin — asks #🦷 sinking myself into this — posts I like a lot #🦷 incisors — important #🦷 molars — art reblogs

Full pronoun sets:

Bit/Bits/Bits/Bitself

Bite/Bites/Bites/Biteself

Hi/Shim/Shis/Shis/Shimself (pronounced hay/shim/shays/shays/shimself)

Ix/Ix/Ixs/Ixself

[phoenixyfriend]

Brush your teeth.

If there is ONE PIECE of hygiene you can do, one rote activity that you can muster the spoons for in the evening, make it your teeth.

Shower? You can skip a shower for one night and just wipe yourself down with a damp towel. Brush your teeth.

Skincare? You can pare down the steps, and your skin can heal from a bit of acne. Enamel can't. Brush your teeth.

Brushing your hair? Fuck it, get a buzz cut! Get a protective style! Your hair will grow back, but your teeth won't! Brush your teeth.

Flossing would be good. Mouthwash would be good. But if you can muster up the energy for just one task, brush your teeth.

And if you can't even manage that, chew some sugar-free gum. If nothing else, it will scrub away a bit of the bacteria and catch some stray food that's loose enough to get with the sticky stuff.

But your enamel doesn't grow back and cavities are a bitch.

(I once had seventeen, during my senior(?) year of college. I know. I know. I have been there. The dentistry was hell then, and honestly it still is now: I consider myself lucky if I have less than three fillings that need repair when I go in for a cleaning, and a miracle when there are none. I am not talking at you from my high horse: I am a crab in the bucket with you, but I'm trying to pull you out with me.)

Today, I told my sister to prioritize teeth over skincare because skin heals and enamel doesn't, and she said "really?"

So yeah, this is the PSA: really. Your enamel doesn't grow back.*

Brush your teeth.

* No, the Alzheimer's drug isn't relevant here.

[do-not-u-dare]

Should I watch heathers? - @teeth-offical

what

sorry i dont knwo what that is

[teeth-offical]

It's a musical :B I've heard good things about it

[wowlookicreatedsomething]

can you draw a weasel? because they are small and i like them

Today’s drawing of the day bc I’m busy btw :3

Sorry it’s so smoll T^T I don’t know how to draw weasels

[teeth-offical]

Beautiful! Such a precious weasel :B

[oxyisdamoron]

I follow 60 accounts Tumblr. Why'd are you showing my own posts on my following tab

[teeth-offical]

Only 60?

[teeth-offical]

Hello

I hate diet culture; it is racist, fatmisic, misogynistic and ableist

That is all

[teeth-offical]

I. I was two weeks late to a new Ghost and Pals song and nobody told me??

[i-should-think-of-a-name]

i can't believe teeth official supports the dental malpractice song person

[teeth-offical]

Y'know this post aged pretty badly

[teeth-offical]

Edumacational

[lavendxrtea]

picrew chain

make this picrew and put your name in the incorrect quote generator!

tags: @wintry-whimsy @renalyxx @renalyxx @rainandsugarcane2000 @devotedlyuniquewizard @cabbagewhites @eggedagain @fall1ngawayfromm3 @jasperr6969 @the-sonni-guy and open tags !

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

this is something I would say and may have said already

peak open tags

[teeth-offical]

@teeth-henchmaniac-offical @drumsticks-offical @the-pineapple-offical + open tags!

Bonus:

[nostalgicmermaaiid]

Black indie animated projects that you should check out!

I thought I’d share the ones i’ve seen and link the channels in light of recent events. beating myself up for not having done this sooner tbh

Wheels and Roses - roller derby & magical girls!

The Three Tomes - a vampire love story

DizzyCat - slice of life adventures of 2 cat siblings

Crocodile Dance - a thriller combining myth and Afrofuturism

Furious and Fat Cat - comedy about 2 childhood friends who reunite as roommates

The Ebony Witch - disney/don bluth inspired fantasy series

I Don’t Want To Be A Magical Girl - yall probably know this one but I’m putting it here anyway

Please reblog with any that I missed!

[the-bitter-ocean]

Waves - 2D animated short film directed by Jason Raymond. Really sweet coming of age story about a young black boy who learns to love himself and his culture, instead of erasing it/ hiding it from others or being ashamed of who he is.

Hair Love - 2D animated short by Matthew A. Cherry. Heartwarming story about a black father learning to do his daughter’s hair and bonding with one another.

[adastrabbit]

i think to make a gimmick blog on this website you need a "when is it fine to start joking 101" class because i just saw one roleplaying on a post about a trans woman being banned

[spotify-offical]

DO NOT CREATE AI PROFILES OF ME ON ANYTHING.

I actually can't believe I have to say this.

I have just received some news that someone has made a character of me (spotify-offical) on Character AI. First of all, I am a fucking minor. I am a TEENAGER. Secondly, using AI just so you can chat to me is disgusting and I am appalled. Want to have a conversation? SEND ME AN ASK.

You know how disgusting I feel after finding this out? I have zero idea of what types of conversations people have had with this AI version of me. I have zero idea of who made it. I don't know who's used it, I don't know who's created it and there is actually nothing that I can do but hope the person who made the character sees this and deletes it.

This goes for other officals too. Most of the community are minors and/or against the usage of AI in ANY form, let alone AI versions of themselves.

I ask whoever made this to delete the character immediately, and any other AI profiles of me online to be deleted too.

FUCK AI.

[hagiomoto]

Don't donate to World Central Kitchen because even after their members were murdered by Israel, the founder Jose Andreas still collaborated with Israel and recently they served displaced Israeli settlers bombed by Iran and Hezbollah

[hagiomoto]

Donate to these kitchens instead

Donate to Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian Kids in north Gaza, organized by Hani Almadhoun

Do you know what it’s like to watch your family starve? I do. My… Hani Almadhoun needs your support for Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian

Donate to Fight Hunger in Sudan: The Khartoum Kitchen appeal, organized by Mustafa Ibrahim

The War in Sudan has created the World’s largest Humanitarian cris… Mustafa Ibrahim needs your support for Fight Hunger in Sudan: The Khart

Let’s Make Food, Unity & Peace for Lebanon in War

As a result of the devastating strikes and the harsh war that Lebanon has endured, thousands of people have been left without homes, safety,

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

The levels of traditional Chinese architecture by 扇子有画

[qin-shi-huang-di]

I am always saying this!

[teeth-offical]

HOW DOES ONE "ACCIDENTALLY" BECOME EMPEROR?

[spongebobloveletters]

Black disabled people deserve to feel safe and loved; you are cherished beyond belief, disabled black folks 💛

[spongebobloveletters]

Indigenous trans women, dont forget how loved you are 💛

[spongebobloveletters]

Black intersex people are stronger than any united states marine, and you deserve the world 💛