TEETH

bullshit such bullshit

[hxppy-dxeams]

I love you.

[teethan]

@idrankthewine

[slayerbuffy]

[kibblesandbitch]

Tag yourself I’m teacup on a dick

[professionallush]

I’m trying to put my foot behind my head

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I’m Drunk Formal Tie

[wolfdaze]

why is david duchovny like this

[scummysummer-deactivated2016071]

Im underwater bondage

[arcadianpetriedish]

I’m blue shirt, wet hair, different eye dilation Duchovny.

Also…

“I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, and here is my spout”…

[oliviascully]

I’m goth snuggy in grandma’s recliner

[teethan]

^^^ i'm fucking dead

[figma-deactivated20161222]

[teethan]

What Goyim say: The Jews control the world.

What I hear: The people who get confused on an annual basis over how to conduct their own ritual feast despite having a written instruction manual and several thousand years worth of practice control the world.

[stability]

[lifestylestudies]

Jeff Goldblum on the streets of NYC

@lifestylestudies

[healyourbones]

Yessss

[teethan]

"Hello fellow children"

[absentia-deactivated20111017-de]

[teethan]

@idrankthewine

[thoughts-memories]

[teethan]

@idrankthewine ❤️

[rheeandor]

[the-lore-protector]

For the love of God, unmute

[pozolegirl]

I AM GOING TO SCREAM.

[adamdryver]

@gayfinnpoe

[gobblechopstv]

[kittens-that-i-love]

Ninja Kitty

[teethan]

@idrankthewine lol

[cold-days-and-mink-nights-blog]

[jzaz]

childrens show my ass

[chalkandwater]

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

[frosidon]

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

[frivolouscake]

reblogging today as appropriate

[idrankthewine]

When your boyfriend cums in your ass then takes you off for waffles.

[kittiezandtittiez]

[oy-eld-thankee]

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

[strangergirls]

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

[teethan]

@idrankthewine lmao

[keithsweatshop]

[mysharona1987]