carlisle cullen isn't a snack he's a 3 course meal

mal. 25. she/her. gemini/the devil.  i am a dumb bitch with terrible taste; i will never change; i will never improve. that is a promise.

[marisatomay]

Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well

i found out like this

[f1rstperson]

I went to look this up and this was the first article

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Love that everyone collectively and without words agreed to not be normal about this

[teethandstars]

The Moon Is a Harsh, Wet Mistress

[wigglyflippingout]

is this what growing up is like

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

[grand-duc]

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

[rcmclachlan]

Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30:

[imagitory]

Marnie in Halloweentown: I’m thirteen, okay? I’m practically grown up! I’m certainly old enough to make my own choices – right?

Me at 7: Right!

Me at 13: Right! …Well, okay, maybe not practically grown up, but still, right!

Me at 28:

[chiaroscar]

You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[the-cosmic-goddess-deactivated2]

This is so true

[twodotsknowwhy]

Me as teenager: Yeah, girl, you hook up with that older guy, this is super hot!

Me as an adult: all of these men should be arrested

[supremequeenofthenerds]

Me age 24 re-reading Harry Potter

[cardansgreenbriars-deactivated2]

enemies to lovers combined with marriage of convenience is the best mix of tropes and you cannot convince me otherwise   

[ao3commentoftheday]

Keep reading

[valtsv]

the first people to ever use terms of endearment for each other must have been so in love i'm in tears just thinking about it

[valtsv]

can you imagine living in the 14th century and hearing your lover enter the house and call out "honey, i'm home!" and then realizing that they're talking to you, and that they're calling you "honey" because they think you're sweet like honey... oh my god. ooooh my god

[zealouszenith]

beautiful danika art from @jemlincreations on instagram! i loved crescent city & can’t wait for book 2!

[the-neurotic-zen-master]

there are 3 types of character death fix-it fics:

100k+ elaborate fic that tells the detailed plot of how that character survived/was revived

time-travel fix it

“N/A: I don’t know how they’re alive, this time it IS about the destination, not the journey, deal with it”

all three are perfectly valid

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

September 1918 (Chicago, Illinois)

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

Rachelle Hampton analyzed Twilight’s murmurs so we didn’t have to.

[idkwimdoing]

[askcosplaysenpai]

So I guess now’s the time to admit to everyone that in 2008 I copyedited the leaked chapters of Midnight Sun, printed them out, and handbound them into a book.

[universallypanned]

in this house we stan rosalie. also, she should have gotten the rapist murdering arc instead of edwin, but sm-yer is a coward. she is our unproblematic mildly less problematic than the other cullens fave, queen of righteous murder and mental screaming. 

[teethandstars]

I watched Smeyer’s B&N interview so you don’t have to!

general stuff

edited MS for only a few months because they wanted to release it quickly [it shows]

only meant to write the first meeting chapter as writing exercise

probably 2 more books, maybe 3 but on a long timeframe (says ‘MS’ length wait) but more interested in other projects [please stop]

NOT rewriting anymore of the series from Edward’s POV

re: turning the books into a (netflix) tv series. “movies, you end up losing so much.” thinks tv seems like the right way to go but has “kicked around idea of not doing live action” because she thought vampires looked too human in the movies. cites ‘into the spiderverse’ as inspo. [this actually sounds better but, i can’t. i can’t keep doing this.]

favorite parts to write were ones without bella (because she got to write new material). liked car chase scene.

bella and edward’s song at the dance is Ladies & Gentlemen, We Are Floating In Space by Spiritualized

THE QUESTIONS WE ALL WANTED ANSWERED AND THE WRONG OPINIONS WE KNOW SHE HAS, BUT STILL DIDN’T NEED TO HEAR:

doesn’t remember why she removed “I’m wretchedly in love with you.” thinks it was either that an editor told her it is overdramatic or she kept getting stuck on it when rereading it [overdramatic?? in MY twilight book?]

how is jasper able to control himself when bella is injured at the end of the book? admits this part “probably seems a little at odds with him freaking out about a papercut” but doubles down. “it’s all about mental preparation” he doesn’t breathe. At all.

edward was underwater multiple days because that’s how vampires travel long distances. Commercial airlines are for emergencies only. [you’d think with 46$ billion they’d spring for private jets instead of having to carry their luggage across the ocean floor]

confirms she hates rosalie. asked which couple is her favorite and says emmett and rosalie are her least favorite because even though she loves emmett, rosalie is “more trouble than a pretty face is worth” :) :) :)

[teethandstars]

interviewer asked smeyer: 

Do you have a favorite couple of the Cullens?

[SMEYER, DIRECT QUOTE FROM THE INTERVIEW]: 

“Um, okay. So, I don’t do favorites, because I love them all. Um, I—probably my least favorite is Emmett and Rosalie because I love Emmett but I agree with Edward that she’s more trouble than a pretty face is worth. Um, but Emmett—y’know Carlisle and Esme are like so perfect, maybe a little too perfect. Alice and, and Jasper is really great because there’s so many mystical elements to their relationship. But then you also have Edward and Bella which is the reason we’re all here was their love story. So, how do you pick?”

[teethandstars]

Holy shit after reading about Sm*yer's Q&A and reading MS....... It's so fucking clear how so much of the stuff written is Sm*yer projecting. A lot of the book feels like a random rant/vent and petty and it really came down full force after this. She's disgusting.

normally i’m all for self-indulgence in writing, but hers is BAD

[teethandstars]

smeyer just straight up admitted she hates rosalie! what a great, fun q&a! 

[teethandstars]

“a pretty face isn’t worth that” FUCK YOU AND THE POMEGRANATE YOU RODE IN ON! 

[rosaliehaley]

What????? Please spill, what has she done now?

[teethandstars]

she had a livestream of questions and answers on youtube an hour ago and someone asked who her fave couple of the cullens are and she said (something along the lines of) “i don’t play favorites…but my LEAST FAVORITE is emmett and ROSALIE. I like emmett but I have a similar opinion to edward about rosalie. a pretty face isn’t worth all that.” IT IS INFURIATING AND I AM TAKING CUSTODY OF ROSALIE.

[rosaliehaley]

Imagine writing a literal gang-rape survivor and not only reducing her entirely to her beauty (like everyone in her human and vampire life did, the exact same beauty that Rosalie considers to be the reason she was assaulted) but also dismissing the obvious flaws and fears a person would have after going through such immense trauma … like yeah, no shit Rosalie can be difficult but can you really blame her for that when she went through literal hell and countless men, including Carlisle, made decisions about her body without consent, or when basically the entire Cullen family treats her like garbage? Saying she isn’t worth it just because she isn’t all happy about living with trauma, being turned against her will just to be someone’s girlfriend and Edward possibly messing up their life by getting close to Bella is just fucking insane to me.

Dear god, smeyer better prays that she’ll never get to meet me because I’d probably make her cry

[a-sucker-for-rosalie-deactivate]

She also called Rosalie’s backstory “fun to write” i can’t even

[teethandstars]

HAHAHA I’M INTERNALLY SCREAMING.