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[love-rats]

out of touch jim kirk thursday

[ignoranceisparadise]

when u go to an amazing digital circus fans house

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[yugsly]

Have you seen Jimothy the raccoon. I feel like you would enjoy that guy

BOY HAVE I!! Jimothy is from my city, not too far away either! I hope to witness him some time. He makes me emotional

For those that don't know, Jimothy is a raccoon with Short Spine Syndrome. According to local wildlife specialists, he appears perfectly healthy otherwise. He's even a few years old, those bottom two images are him as a baby!!! There's a lot of video footage from locals going around so I'd definitely go look at those, seeing him in action is incredible

[savee-baby]

PLEASE DON'T WAIT UNTIL MY BABY BECOMES ANOTHER TRAGIC STORY YOU READ TOMORROW.

I keep imagining the moment someone asks me, "Is Qais still alive?!" I am terrified that one day I will not know how to answer. No mother should ever live with that fear hanging over every breath.

[savee-baby]

Every day, I fight two battles at once: comforting my child through pain and searching for a way to afford the medicine, bandages, and treatment he still desperately needs. I feel myself breaking a little more each day.

[savee-baby]

I am pleading with you as a persecuted mother in Gaza, helplessly watching my baby bleed before my eyes with no way to ease his pain. Please donate today and help me save his life before it is too late.

Please donate now Gofundme

[savee-baby]

I am not asking for miracles. I am asking for the chance to keep fighting for my son. Please donate or share Qais's story today. Your kindness could help protect his future and remind us we are not alone.

[savee-baby]

Today I used torn clothes on my baby Qais’s wound instead of bandages because I cannot afford them. I feel helpless watching this. Please donate now and help me save him.

[just-sans-things]

[just-sans-things]

[kyleehenke]

these are basically turning into my video diaries

[stahsm]

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

[thatisuseful]

Damn, that's useful

[fluidstatick]

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[rhinco]

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

[tsumugiology]

random question:

what was your first exposure to prev and what made you decide to follow them?

[sillysymbol]

read thru the dr strangelove screenplay for a wonderful time

[sillysymbol]

relapsed (rewatched dr strangelove) take this thing i made in january

[spongebob-closeups]

[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[siowdreams]

ive had this queued for exactly one year

[daysleftofsecondterm]

944 days left

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.