‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’
‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’
‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’
‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’
‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’
‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’
‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’
‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’
‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’
‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’
‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’
‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’
‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’
‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’
‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’
‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’
‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’
‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’
‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’
‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’
‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’
‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’
‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’
‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’
‘ so no head? ’
‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’
‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’
‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’
‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT a coward! ’
‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’
‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’
‘ merry crisis. ’
‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’
‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’
‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’
‘ and they were roommates ! ’
‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’
‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’
‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’
‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’
‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’
‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’
‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’
‘ i got two free tacos! ’
‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’
‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’
‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’
‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’
‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’
‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’