something

tegan★19★screams at things

[uboatan]

me after realizing that even though im a dumbass i at least didn’t pay 250 bucks for a one word url like some of y’all

[thehistorychannel]

imagine loving your anime wife so much you take 4 years and 4 months off your life to make this image in survival mode in Minecraft, that’s right…Minecraft

absolute dedication right there

[coffins-archive-deactivated2019]

you’ve got to be fucking kidding me

[niyarest]

this will happen to you if you sexualize minors

[ubercharge]

i literally cannot stop thinking about this video it’s ruining my life

[smuganimebitch]

a very stupid english teacher: the widow wore a black dress to the funeral because a black dress symbolizes mourning

the very smart student who knows better: lol the author just gave her a black dress because he felt like it. colors never symbolize anything :)

[pixellatrix-deactivated20190529]

symbolism is cowardly if you want to say something say it directly so that everyone can understand

[5orange-deactivated20181231]

[femperor]

Walking into a funeral with my shirt that has “I am sad because somebody close to me has died in the recent past; in fact, it is the person whose funeral I am currently attending here today, which makes it a sad day thereby justifying my mood” printed on it

[yahargul]

[lobodascolinas-deactivated20150]

[ninoport]

WOW

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

[eveltal-deactivated20151217]

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

[nosdrinker]

HE REALLY DID IT

[tuesdaey]

holy

FUCKING SHIT

[rilgon]

so wait

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

jfc

[comic-canary]

Tony Hawk literally says “Are you kidding me” because that move from the video game is a made up move that know one thought would be humanly possible

[literallysame]

[12beaches]

[weirdlandtv]

Creepy crawlies from recycled parts, by Justin Gershenson-Gates.

[thebestoftumbling]

Asked for a scoop of vanilla, cold stone delivers

[typicalbitchybitch-deactivated2]

His face before he slams it

[youngijae-deactivated20160120]

[kizutsuku]

wher ethe fuck the ice cream go

[aaays-and-bees]

He destroyed it

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

hey guys whats up

[durbikins]

how’d you make a blank post?

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.

[durbikins]

please tell me

[lizardlicks]

This is the most hilarious thing to see on mobile.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[agnesmontague]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bug-gin]

These Portraits Were Made by AI: None of These People Exist

Check out these rather ordinary looking portraits. They're all fake. Not in the sense that they were Photoshopped, but rather they were comp

[auddityy]

why god forbade the making of images. ^

[adventuresinparadise]

I feel like I’ve gone a got a curse by looking at these

[gayhex]

we live on a blighted star

[jerryterry]

They also used the AI with cat pictures, and it somehow summoned a meme from the dream dimension

[pressxtodavid]

Visionary Brain Genius Elon Musk Has Invented The World's Worst And Most Expensive Subway

If you are anything like me, many times you have been riding the subway and have had the thought, “What is wrong with this dang subway is that it is not exponentially more expensive and slower than this.” Many times you have seethed, through clenched teeth, “Goddammit, it just churns my guts that this subway does not require me to own and bring along—and also to have outfitted with a special set of retractable sideways wheels that serve no other purpose—my own Tesla-brand autonomous electric car.” If you are anything like me, when you get off the accursed normal subway and do not have to then hunt for a place to park your Tesla-brand autonomous electric car, it fucking burns you up inside. It makes you sick! You have had it up to here with these goddamn cheap, fast, mass-transit options that do not require each rider to have brought along an entire specially outfitted self-driving electric car.

Holy shit

[jamesspadersnortingspafflines]

“I can’t speak for everyone, but this sounds like it is extremely my fuckin’ speed! In the literal sense that it travels closer to my walking speed than to the speed of an efficient high-speed rail system, and transports only slightly more people than I can carry on my back.”

[harpyhormones]

[creek-nymph]

The Rescuers (1977)

[iamoutofideas]

[krishnahare]

[krishnahare]

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

The past 4 years have been rough on doge

[pang0ro]

if you’ve read this post then you’ve read ender’s game

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]