comic sans jr, phd

b! they/them! mdzs on @lotuspiertorturedungeon + yugioh on @iplaypotofgreed

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[nickandros]

every fucking day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that.”

[secifosseluce]

bruce: well well weeeeell sarge. i do love a man in uniform 

officer: you. you don’t really have to do that

officer: you literally have a concussion 

[nickandros]

good morning to this person’s dad only

[robotslenderman]

Source

[tributary]

teetotailer

[judygemstone]

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store

[scavengedluxury]

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

"Ja, das bin ich. Sie fragen sich wahrscheinlich, wie ich hierher gekommen bin".

[userilyarozanov]

SUPERMAN (2025) dir. James Gunn

+ Kara

[marblerose-rue]

pride 2025

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[xialiuyi]

Nathan Fillion as Guy Gardner

SUPERMAN (2025) — dir. by James Gunn

[shamebats]

[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement" /end ID]

[abigailunderthemoon]

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

[moss-wizard]

[emilyelizabethfowl]

[kingcatnine]

it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long

[cartoonrival]

[natalieironside]

"Discourse" is far too dignified a term for the foolishness y'all get up to. We should go back to calling it wank.

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I think it's so funny in romantasy books when the boy is like the fae king's bastard half-vampire son and he commands the power of the four elements and he's forced to walk the world forever slaying demons because he's cursed to never fall in true love unless he vanquishes all evil and then his name is like. Gavin. Riley. Blake. just really Some Guy name. Emmett, even.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

this is my magic boyfriend he's a werepanther who's secretly the true heir to the throne of Atlantis and his skills include swords and prophecies. he knew he was destined to fall in love with me because he's been haunted by visions of my face in his dreams for years. his name is Brody.

[thekijs]

Okay but now also in reverse.

This is Jar'kelath of Mystiis, last of the Sonorians. He owns a bookstore and runs a small handyman business on the side in the Christmas tree farming town that Important Big City Executive Lady got stranded in over the holidays.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

do you think Brody and Jar'kelath would explore each other's bodies 👀

[thekijs]

I think it's inevitable after Brody passes out in a snow drift, trying to go fulfill the prophecy even though this blizzard rolling through means no one is going to be travelling anywhere for a few days.

Jar'kelath will have to nurse him back to health wrapped up in a blanket in front of his fireplace and a big mug of cocoa.

Plus he's a werepanther, he can be Jar'kelath's new bookstore cat at the end of the story.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

😍😍😍

[sevdahalma]

when I say “Let me ask my husband”, one (or both) of these things is taking place:

1. I am in a loving, happy relationship where we value and respect each other’s opinion

2. I am using this as an excuse to get out of something I don’t want to do (sorry habibi)

what is not happening here: I am being oppressed

[oatmonger-deactivated20260529]

3. Brother I Have No Idea What Is Happening Let Me Consult My Trusted Advisor

[ocdwaffles]

One day I shall be that trusted advisor

"My liege you cannot attend that gathering, you have promised that evening to rituals of appeasement" (you promised you would rest and take some time just for yourself)

"My liege, there are worrying rumors about their trust and capability" (Last time they tried to plan something, it fell apart and you had to plan it last minute)

"My liege, you MUST attend to maintain diplomatic standing!" (You haven't seen your friends in a month and are saying you miss them every day, SAY YOU WILL GO)

[sevdahalma]

You know, I made this post with a very specific context (how people see me, a married muslim lady in a hijab, and automatically assume I’m oppressed) but all these additions are absolutely sending me and the notes are delightful so by all means, please continue

[predatory-lesbians]

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

[yeenobabino]

So close.

[the-foolish-fool-who-gets-fooled]

north south FUCK west

[interstellarsystem]

Nonhuman expressions of affection are great. Purring. Exposing weak points as a show of trust. Head bonks. Preening and chewing. Nuzzling. Biting. Intertwining tails. Feeding each other. Little chuffs, chatters, beeps and squeaks. Fluffing up of feathers, fur or other things. Dancing to impress. Cleaning their fur, scales, feathers or skin. Sharing body heat. Ears pointing toward those you care about to show your full attention is on them. Slow blinking.

[psychotic-psypport]

"He's an escaped schizophrenic/ a diagnosed psychopath/has multiple personalities/etc!!"

Yeah, and I'm turning off my TV ¯\(ツ)/¯

[rhythm-of-lesbianism]

i hate the part of depression that’s like all the things that bring me joy are empty and i can’t do anything. like come on bitch i know you love book can you just be happy about book :/