we don't use the artifacts!

call me Red 🦖 she/they 🦖 queer aspec dyke 🦖 disabled & angry 🦖 previously asphyxiatedredherring

[dykeofthedirt]

Not beating the cutie allegations

[dykeofthedirt]

Eliot going from angry no one appreciates his food to being absolutely in love when Hardison mentions the hint of lemon

[dykeofthedirt]

Shawn zero personal space Spencer using Despereaux's binoculars from round his neck

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[sreegs]

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

[shallowseeker]

dean will refer to himself as “rugged, handsome,” but then he’ll compare himself to rose from titanic or say smthng like “i’m attractive, yanno, if you like legs for days”

[shallowseeker]

I think Cas should've randomly answered the door with his pants off, dick out WAY more often

[carrioncas]

[shallowseeker]

#cas voice what can i help you with dean#dean brain *eeeeeEeeEeeEEeereeeee* dean voice d- uh the- that’s… big via @carrioncas

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#he did#This is the real reason why “his” room in the bunker is somewhat ambiguous#they couldn't show the MANY times Dean was confronted with this#Sam never understood why Dean was always so keen to be the one to 'go get Cas' via @destielrotsmybrain

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#rowena also answers the door naked#but she still teases him about it#mary and dean are tightly wrapped up at all times via @jasmineintheforest

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#yeah#and been kind of annoyed when the person gets distracted by it#like what? you interrupted my dick out time for no reason?#castiel via @lazarrusrising

✨interrupted my dick out time for no reason ✨

dick out time

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[lower-the-volume]

10.06 Ask Jeeves

[ravenfleesfire]

Lately I've been perfecting this technique where instead of falling asleep I move my arms and legs around like a confused sea creature and feel myself slowly getting hungrier

[sapphic-design-is-my-passion]

Circadian rhythm? No no, I said *Cicadian* Rhythm. I get a good night's sleep once every hundred years and spend the rest of my time screaming pointlessly

[whatisyourchildhoodtrauma]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 4.08

insp & org text post: HERE

[little-cereal-draws]

I think Psych should’ve had an ice skating episode

They have to go undercover at an ice rink and everyone gets really into it… except Shawn

Gus is a pretty good skater and can do a few basic tricks like skate backwards. He also enjoys flirting with the girls there.

Jules is a great skater but is treating it like the roller derby episode. She’s hurtling around the rink and body slamming ppl. They give her hockey skates and she’s unstoppable.

Lassie surprises everyone by not only being able to skate but also by picking up figure skating moves really fast. He’s surprisingly graceful. Lassie after doing a jump and a spin: what like it’s hard?

And that leaves poor Shawn. He’s so bad at skating. He has to have Gus or Jules tie his skates for him and he can barely stand on the rink. He scoots along the wall and it damages his ego, and his “visions,” a lot. He does however get to drive the Zamboni and that makes up for all of his embarrassing falls.

[mossy-aro]

sometimes finding aromanticism in media isn’t literally about aromanticism… sometimes it’s about the deconstruction of love as a concept and the subversion of its perception as inherently humanising. it’s about the decentering of romance as a driving force in the narrative. and also sometimes it’s about love being central to the narrative but in a way that defies all traditional categorisations of romantic / platonic / anything else. it is the secret third thing yet so much more and less at once. the point is aromanticism is everywhere for those with eyes to see

[subaru-copilot]

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

[teaboot]

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

late night reminder to self: your depressive episode will not last forever. it will have an end. tonight will not be the end of you.

[burgundy-forest-deactivated2024]

Hey guess what i saw this a few days ago when i was in an absolutely scary slump and then i spoke to my counsellors and did what they told me to do and now i feel so much better. So this is true. Reblogging for more good luck

[shamwowxl]

[i-like-reblog-maps]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

why is this so beautiful in like a space way

[dykeofthedirt]

The post I just reblogged (x) had me thinking,

We know Shawn would go absolutely insane and unleash a fury like no other if someone seriously hurt Gus. My question is if Lassiter would let Shawn get away with murder?

He would know immediately, but would he put effort in to work the case and collect evidence? Unfortunately I don't think Shawn could be subtle, but that aside. Would Lassiter arrest Shawn knowing he couldn't get out of this one?

I think barring witnessing it first hand, Juliet would be in denial so hard and insist Shawn wouldnt commit murder even if it was obvious. She wouldn't take the case. And I think she would try to make Shawn turn himself in. But I'm kind of split on Lassiter. Would end of the series Lassie let him get away with it?