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Hey! I go by Stripe (she/her pronouns) and this is my personal blog. I'm currently a Biology teacher in her 30s, but this is primarily a fandom blog with a bit of science and prehistory stuff tossed in. If I ever have time to write or draw, that'll go here. I also have a gray cat who is borderline tumblr famous, and a black cat who is sadly less photogenic. Ask Box My Art My Writing Cat Tag 1 Cat Tag 2

[teathattast]

[nuclearcarrots]

i doodled in mspaint all night whoops

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

The baby swans at the Old Summer Palace fell asleep on their parents’ backs (cr 展扇轻摇)

[homestuck-fanauthor-coalition]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

@tehstripe

Dave gains some magical powers! Unfortunately, they come with a catch: in order to use them, he needs to wear a frilly dress and heels.

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:  F/M

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Jade Harley/Dave Strider

Characters: Dave Strider, Jade Harley, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Eridan Ampora, Feferi Peixes, Karkat Vantas

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magical Girls, Swords, Guns, Alternate Universe - High School, Trans Female Character, Implied/Referenced Abuse

An entrant in the Homestuck Fan Author Coalition's March 2026 Competition: Gift Swap.

Awards:

[cadere-art]

Gift for my most beloved husband of two black capped chickadees.

[abandonedniche]

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

[abandonedniche]

what if you’re all lying

[abandonedniche]

not even an exaggeration

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[fairyshotgun]

jade

[sevserez]

Soldier, Poet, King

They’re on their way to Jade’s house btw.

[skapediem]

if it's any consolation, you'll be hailed as a hero

[brainrotdotorg]

i really do think we should substitute gacha games instead for like. the random wikipedia article button. gives you the same "yay i got something new and exciting!" feeling without spending any money and you get to learn something new on wikipedia. the problem is that its missing a cute little storage menu where you can see all the links to different articles youve "collected"

[brainrotdotorg]

so many people could be weaned off of gambling if we just gamified that website a *little* bit

[brainrotdotorg]

okay so ummmmm. its real

[toxifoxx]

absolutely fucking legendary first pull

[kaijutegu]

HELL YES ENIGMATIC LEAF TURTLE

[kaijutegu]

you can use this game to make a cow fight the state of new jersey's constitutional amendment process

[draconym]

this game gave me covid

[homestuck-fanauthor-coalition]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

@dave2olkat

Jade is the Guardian of the Green, a powerful witch destined to remain forever locked inside her magical forest. She has been waiting for her lover, Dave, to return for... For decades. What happens when Dave does show up, but no longer as himself? Jade still loves him, of course, but the Creature himself is not as sure.

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Category:  F/M

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Jade Harley/Dave Strider, Davesprite/Jade Harley

Characters: Jade Harley, Dave Strider, Davesprite (Homestuck), Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Rose Lalonde, John Egbert, Becquerel (Homestuck)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Alternate Universe - Magic, monsterstuck AU, Griffins, Witches, Temporary Amnesia, Injury Recovery, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Human/Monster Romance, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Friends to Lovers, Mating Rituals, Transformation, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse

An entrant in the Homestuck Fan Author Coalition's January 2026 Competition: Monsterstuck Scratched.

Awards:

[tehstripe]

Make a Mii

Make a random Mii for my Tomodachi Island. Note, I'm not looking for existing people or characters - just make me a funny lil guy to put on

hi i have tomodachi life and like some sort of menace i have multiple islands. one island is just a place for me to put random lil guys. fill out this form and i will make Your random lil guy a reality. thanks

[sadmortician]

I think my life is losing momentum

I think my ways are wearing me down

[longroadstonowhere]

What's the hardest part of the alphabet to remember?

A-G

H-K

L-P

Q-V

W-Z

Voting ended onApr 25

these are the things i think about at work now, so i'm curious what the grander consensus may be

no i'm not doing a bald option, yes the options are lopsided, these are the categories i've chosen and you shall decide amongst these alone

[tehstripe]

Dirk began to lead them down to the lower level of the ship again, but rather than turning for the engine this time, they went in the opposite direction, leading to a dining room that could comfortably sit about eight people. Rose was seated across from John, and in the middle there was a healthy helping of bread and what looked to be a hearty tomato soup. Jade's stomach growled. She knew how to make her own bread and her own soup, of course - she even made them out of homegrown ingredients! - but these looked especially good, and as they got close, they smelled even better. John looked up from his conversation and greeted them both with a big grin. "Oh, hey! I'm glad both of you guys came down. On this ship, we do complimentary breakfast, lunch, and dinner, all cooked up by yours truly." He pat his chest, looking awfully proud of himself. Rose scoffed. "Hardly complimentary, based on the cost of your services," Rose commented. "But we aren't in a position to complain."

Read Act 1: Chapter 1 of Reach Out and Touch the Sky on Archive of Our Own!

Happy 4/13! It's time for the official start of act 1 of the fic! This chapter is a bit of world + character building but I promise it's important set up. We're now on a weekly update schedule too!

[tehstripe]

Read Frost and Frogs on Archive of Our Own:

"You're uh. Fancy."  Jade looks down at her dress, as though she's only just now noticing that she's wearing a strapless gown to go frog hunting in. He thinks she looks a bit sheepish when she looks back up at him, but he's not used to reading expressions on somebody who's this smiley yet. "Yeah! It's our first time meeting in person, right? I want to look nice!"  Dave suddenly feels vastly under-dressed in comparison. What was he thinking? He'd gone out and alchemized like five hundred different suits, and he chooses a long sleeved T-shirt to go and talk to Jade for the first time?  But no, that would have been overkill, right? He's pretty sure that getting dressed in a suit to go and hang out with a girl is probably like, a date thing. This isn't a date. This is casual. Cool. Chill. So fucking chill. Literally, on account of all the snow.  "Right. Well, you do. Look nice, I mean. Like- gives you a real space goddess kinda vibe, you know?" "Thanks! You look nice too. I really like your shirt!" 

These were my two pieces for the @homestuck-fanauthor-coalition's 4/13 Zine! The theme was Honoring the Past, and I wanted to get some more frog hunting in there. Love frog hunting. :)

Go check the rest of the zine out! There's a lot of great stuff in there in celebration of the 10th year of Homestuck being completed!