74% Sunshine, 26% Vengeance

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[scatterdagger]

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[feralfennecfox]

I love taking care of garter snakes so much

[lionesshathor]

Baby hydras are quite shy until they grow large enough to deter predators.

[vikhytherm]

goodbye chiikawa

oil paint on board, 2026

[crimsonender]

You know that "every bat fits on this chart" meme post?

I'd like to humbly put this forward.

[toastbutteregg]

[expensivemagiccc]

[biglawbear]

I am a GUEST and I do not DESERVE to use the good normal cups, I may only use the worst cup you have

[tytoalbion]

Counterpoint, I am a guest and I DESIRE to use the WORST possible cup I can find that you have hidden away

[sunderwight]

My mother keeps the nicest drinking glasses in the cupboards that have the glass front panels, so that they’re easy for guests to see, and it ends up hilarious because it looks like such a Display Case for Fancy Stuff type setup that without fail, everyone she knows well enough to have visit her will go straight past the pretty drinking glasses so as not to mess them up and open the next cupboard which contains ugly mugs and weird spares and end up drinking out of like, faded Winnie the Pooh sippie cups, or the ancient soup mug that’s shaped like a rooster.

[lyelyre]

mew mew mew mew mew mew mew

[mezbiyen-deactivated20220330]

[t0bey]

most appropriate way to use ur crest of blaiddyd

[parkchanwoohoo]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[ladylylla]

in the plurb we all fam…

[anaraso]

just finished hades and megaera... oh....