Isaac, get the golem

Hey y'all! I'm a software engineer, a writer, and an AMV editor. I'm also Jewish. I post about whatever topic jumps into my mind! Currently obsessed with FFXIV, FFXVI, and Honkai Star Rail, unless I forgot to update this description recently :3

[razerbackbitch]

[snoruntpyro]

(4 year old furiously typing into a search engine) baby weaknesses. toddler strategy how to beat. baby tier list. toddler combos and finishers. top 10 just born tips. preschool all boss fights no damage

[fairycosmos]

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

tumblr users can't appreciate the subtle eroticism of the drink fridge

[blue-maelstrom]

I love how the majority of the comments seem to be people arguing whether the drink fridge is actually an upper middle class thing, with examples both for and against. My gf's theory is that the drink fridge is more a white people thing than a wealth thing.

[zocomi]

They're trying to forceplural me! Haalp

[zocomi]

Oh OK, thanks! :) yay!

[ravenfleesfire]

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

tumblr users can't appreciate the subtle eroticism of the drink fridge

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[dogpuppy]

[twilight--paladin]

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[funky-insanitear]

[papayajuan2019]

there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

[boiwcndr]

god i love vic so fucking much

[dogpuppy]

[thatgirlmegan]

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[energyprison]

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere