Shut your mouth when youre talking to me.

central FL. older than I look. Doing things with my life. ya know... stuff

[moviesarecoolsoareyou]

‘‘But people have got to believe that, or what’s the point?‘‘

‘‘You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become? ‘‘

Hogfather (Movie 2006) Director : Vadim Jean  Based on the novel by Terry Pratchett

[stars-bean]

Death Becomes Her (1992) dir. Robert Zemeckis

[ohhaicody-deactivated20200724]

Loooooove this movie.

[199noir-deactivated20200807]

selective with who i invest my energy into

[tehyueferret]

I call bs on myself 😳

[funkysafari-deactivated20260131]

In this photo, the bird’s wing acts as a diffraction grating—a surface structure with a repeating pattern of ridges or slits. The structure causes the incoming light rays to spread out, bend and split into spectral colors, producing this shimmering rainbow effect. By Victor Tyakht

[the-malevolent-platypus]

Gumball Watterson, the voice of wisdom.

[drawing-prompt-s]

Draw a cactus mage.

[namocchi]

a good spikey boi 

[im2tired4usernames]

@mindfulwrath

[fahclove]

The Cask of Amontillado (1846)

[samcahntent]

@calkearns IG

[samcahntent]

I love his guy (calkearns IG)

[agoodcartoon]

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

[sciencevevo]

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

[bogleech]

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

[dr-archeville]

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

[digitaldiscipline]

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

[agoodcartoon]

edgar allen bro

[zinglebert-bembledack]

Oh my god

[yournewfriendshouse]

holy shit

[thischarmingmothman]

“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore, Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl, Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I implore Is this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore, Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook, You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for, Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore, Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

“Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting, “Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store! Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken, Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’, When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring, On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adore The nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flag To be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie Thor To fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore, Then she says no–fucking whore.

[agoodcartoon]

that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class

[digitaldiscipline]

re-rebageling for the improved version of what i did, because fuck yeah

[poems-and-word]

“I…need….something worth fighting for. It’s a beautiful war.”

— Kings of Leon, Beautiful War (via music-and-quotes)

[tehyueferret]

Why

For the first time I'm seeing actions instead of the hearing words. But the words I'm hearing are telling me the actions aren't real. How does anyone win at love?

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[funnypicsdept]

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[mildlyautisticsuperdetective]

I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week

I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol

[gwomped-deactivated20200724]

Can’t take any chances these days

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Here goes

[princessmyu]

sleep will happen

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Ok, I reblogged this yesterday, and today at *12*:42, I was at the book store and found a lot of great books for both me and my family. What timezone is the OP from? [Honestly can’t remember what I was doing at 1:42 my time….]

[memeuplift]

[tehyueferret]

OMG🤩 it's made from a sock how adorable😍

[londonxdreams-blog]

[legalmexican]

I actually grew up to be Angelina

[ruinedchildhood]